Post by xX(Ηunter)Xx on Feb 25, 2011 21:12:21 GMT -5
I know this looks VERY thrown together, but I'm about to pass out and I want this up on time, so my apologies for the..well, crap putting together on my part. I'd also like to apologise to Nicki Minaj and Trixie - the match wasn't done and sent to me, and I didn't have the time to get it done without posting late. I hope to make it up to you all.
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We start the match again this week with Michelle McCool once again talking down to someone and this week it’s Catalina Mendoza. Michelle would smirk before kicking her Michelle would then DDT her onto the mat and hook the leg 1….. But Mendoza shoots the shoulder up fast. Michelle would drag her over to the bottom rope and stand on her back as the reff counted her off with the cheap choke on the ropes. Michelle backs away to hear Layla cheering her on outside. Michelle would approach Catalina and punt her in the stomach as the fans would boo her. Michelle walks over and grabs Catalina by the hair as the reff would yell at her “HEY! GET OFF THE HAIR!” Michelle would once again back off as Catalina would look to take the offense in the match. She would try to tackle Michelle however she would send her flying into the turnbuckle post. The fans would “Oww” as they heard the impact. Michelle walks over and trys for a schoolgirl, 1……………………..2………………………….. Catalina Shoots the shoulder up for a 2 count.
Michelle would look at the reff telling him the count was to slow as Catalina would get up and try to use the crucifix pin to end it, 1………………………………………..2…………………………………… But Michelle would break out of it. Michelle charges with a clothesline however Catalina ducks under her arm and bounces agiest the ropes VIP BOUND (Jumping Corkscrew ROUNDHOUSE KICK)! The pin.. 1…………………….2………………………. Michelle shoots the elbow up as the fans boo for her hanging in there. Layla on the outside bangs the mat in rage trying to motivate her BFF. Catlina is however waiting and Lou Thez Presses McCool to the mat. She would eventually dismount her after ten punches. Michelle would get up and run right into Mendoza who would catch her and hit a swining neckbreaker on McCool. She hooks the leg, 1…………………………2………………. Michelle Kicks out!!
Catalina puts her hands on her head in disbelief thinking she had the match won. However Michelle would slowly crawl over and use her left leg to kick the back of the head of Mendoza to send her crashing face first onto the mat. McCool turns her over 1…………………………….2………………………….. She kicks out quick not letting it end this way. Michelle would listen to Layla and tell the reff to count faster as she insults him. Michelle would then turn her attention to Mendoza who was getting up and would grab her arm whipping her into the corner hard. Layla would clap her hands as Michelle came in with a shoulder tackle to the gut on Mendoza. Michelle would then wait for Mendoza to stumble forward and turn her around hooking THE FAITHBREAKER 1……………………………….2…………………………………….3!
Layla would slide into the ring to hold the hand of her BFF Michelle McCool as they stood over the body of Catalina Mendoza having got the best of her tonight.
Chris Jericho's theme hits as soon as the show opens up. Out with smug wide grin on his face, he just inches closer and closer to the ring. Not teasing the crowd, approaching them, none of that, Chris makes it up the stairs to the ring and gets in, immediately grabbing a mic and speaking.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Jericho-holics of all ages, sizes and weight classes. Welcome to the second, count em, one two, second. Show of the brand new wrestling promotion, also knows as, EWN, the Elite Wrestling Network, aye kay aye, also known as, The Wrestling News Station. I come to each and every one of you, with some bad news, as well as some good news, so lets quit the foreplay and get straight to the task at hand."
Jericho puts his mic down and stares into the crowd. A sudden pop occurs and wide grin crawls upon Jericho's face.
"For those of you who don't know, my boss, Ivory, she is Missing in Action. MIA, she's gone. Poof, nowhere to be fond, and trust me, I've looked under every rock for her, I even looked under THE Rock for her, much to my surprise she was nowhere to be found. That's the bad news...The Good news..."
Jericho pauses sincerely and puts on a deep frown, before shrugging it off and speaking loudly.
"The Good news is I'M In charge now, baby! And what that means is.."
The music hits, causing the crowd to stand on their feet, cheering as the man himself emerges from the curtain, standing at the top of the ramp, mic in hand, he paces the ramp for a moment, glasses covering his eyes, before finally standing still, pointing down to the ring.
"WoooahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahWOAH! Woah! The Rock, does NOT, remember EVER sayin' that! Nonono, The Rock, KNOWS, he didn't ever say that!"
Beginning down the ramp, Rock keeps his attention focused on the man in the ring, getting closer and closer. His hand now swinging by his side, Rock raises his brow during the entire journey, swaggering his way down the ramp.
"Chris Jericho, do you really THINK, that The Rock is just gonna let you waltz in on his company, waltz in because Ivory is MIA, just walk right in, and TAKE power? Chris Jericho, is that what you think?"
Sliding under the bottom rope, Rock hops to his feet, pacing back and forth in the ring as he waits for Jericho to answer, staring him down, head never turning, only his body.
"Well Rock, with all due respect, I thi-"
"It doesn't MATTER what you think! The fact is, Jericho, this is The Rock's company, The Rock's playground - and when Ivory is gone, The Rock takes complete control! Aaand another thing! What in the blue heeell were you doing?! Lookin' under The Rock?! Huh?! What, did ya just sneak into his hotel room, reaach under the covers, and then GRAB The Rock by the thigh?! 'Oh Rocky, I'm just lookin' for Ivory- Oh my what big strudel you have!' What the hell is wrong with you, you sick freak! Gah!"
Shaking his head as he begins to pace once more, Rock looks out into the crowd, adjusting his shades so they sit right on his face, waiting for Jericho to respond or react.
"That's funny, you know all too well that if you talk a big game, over and over and over again, you're full of jabroni. In your case, you always go on and on about "how big da Rocks strudel" is. Whoa whoa, easy there, blah blah blah, Rock, enough, you have a tiny winky , it's okay, what, you think that because you wear sunglasses and have the same routine every week you're supposed to be physically proportionate? I'm convinced I could do a better Rock than you, in fact.."
Jericho quickly snatches Rock's Sunglasses from his face and steps away, sliding them on himself, fixing his hair and pacing around the ring.
"Excuse The Y2J for one second, and allow me.."
Jericho steps into the center of the ring and gets into stance, immediately going full on Rock.
"...FINALLY~~~ THE Y2J HAS COME BACK~~~ TO...Orrrrrrrr---Lannn---doooo--- Now, The Y2J has some business to attend to, one, The Rock. Now, Rock you think its just okay for you to come out here and Interrupt Y2J? That you're some kind of hot shot, because you own the place, you have this pre-conceived notion that you're my boss? Rock, let The Y2J tell you something. I'm not yours to order, nah nah nah, wait, Rock, you just assume that because you're Co-Owner of EWN that you have some sort of say over The Y2J? Well let the Y2J let you in on a little secret."
Jericho takes Rock's sunglasses off and stares straight into his eyes.
"The Rock can kiss my ass.....IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE Y2J.....Is Cookin'"
Raising his brow, Rock stares at Jericho for a moment, before grinning. A little applause before raising the mic to his lips.
"Cute, cute, Jericho is impersonating his idol - it's adoreable, really, but you're doin' it all wrong, it goes like this..
A leg behind him, one in front, Rock lowers his head, raising the mic to his face once again.
FINALLY..THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK! TO FLO-RIDA! Ya see Jericho, The Rock is home, and that means that if you're not careful, The Rock will take that quiff of yours clean off, squuueeeeeeeze it into a little ball, shiiiiine it up reaal good, turn it sideways, eat your vitamins, say your prayers and shove it straight up your monkey ass! It doesn't matter who you are, Chris Jericho - whether you're the General Manager, the Junior Manager, the Equipment Manager, the Ticket Manager, hell, it doesn't even matter if you're the lover of the assistant of the coffee maker for the Manager of setting up the ropes! This IS, The Rock's show, not Y2J's, not Y2B's, not Y2yourcandyasskicked! So, the Rock has only one thing to say to you, Chris Jericho! Know your damn role, and shut, your damn, mouth!"
Pacing back and forth the ring once more, the crowd continue to cheer, Rock taking his glasses back from Jericho, placing them neatly back on his face, stopping once again in the ring.
"So, a quick recap, Jericho! If you don't like it, take your little monkey ass, walk it, straaiiight up that ramp, turn to your left - toward the parking lot - cliimb into your clown car, drive yourself home, cry yourself to sleep, and don't even THINK, of showin' back up on The Rock's show again! If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLL..."
With that..
Edge's theme suddenly blares through the speakers, his face curiosity written. His eyes hidden by his shades, rockin' his wrestling gear and coat, moving closer and closer to the ring. Finally sliding under the bottom rope and hoping up, grabbing a mic and speaking immediately
"Know your roll? Rock, know your roll? You're so quick to tell people to know their rolls, but what if they don't know their roll? Hmm? You look, you look a little confused, let me explain this to you."
Edge paces for a minute thinking, before stopping suddenly and standing straight in front of The Rock.
"Last week, get a close 2 after a spear on either you or Jayden. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, what happened? Oh yea, not only did I spear you twice, I won the match, after what was it? A Spear right? I jumped your hoops, now Rock, Know your roll, and name me head of this brand."
Taking his glasses off, Rock stares up the ramp, tensing as he's interrupted for the second time by Edge, shaking a little where he stands, eyes bulging from his head, before finally raising the mic to his mouth.
"Sssour cream and an ice cream sammich, Corner! What the hell are you doing?! Interrupting The Rock for a second time while he verbally whoops Y2Jabroni's ass?! 'I speared you Rock, I speared you'! The Rock knows what happened, The Rock was there! You don't need to remind The Rock..damnit.."
Putting his glasses back on, Rock turns to Jericho, raising a hand to him, motioning to do nothing.
"Just..stay right there, do, NOTHING, until The Rock is done, got it Skippy? Good..now..Corner! You want your place, The Rock gets that, The Rock made a deal with you, The Rock gets that too - The Rock's a man of his word, The Rock's fair, so, at the pay per view? You'll be leading The Rock's team into war. Ya' happy?"
"Whoa Whoa whoa whoa whao, wait a second junior. You don't order me around. The Rock. The Rock says this, The Rock says that, on and on and on, you know what, The Rock, do us all a favor and Pulease, Shut! The Hell! Up!"
Jericho shakes his head and moves between Rock and Edge, sizing up Edge, while a soft grin reaches his face.
"The Rock you say Edge interrupted you, that's taboo right? Let's get one thing clear, you interrupted me first, which in turn means you, Edge, interrupted me as well. So you know what, Edge, you're head of Fight? Heh.."
Jericho grins smugly and drops his mic, leaving the ring and walking up the ramp. Taking his shades off once more, The Rock paces before smirking a little himself, heading up to the ropes, leaning on them and pointing to Jericho.
"Hey! Woahwoahwoahwoah woah woah woah woah! Chris! Jericho! You're right, while Ivory is out, you SHOULD be in charge - but it's cool, The Rock made this a joint show, right? So, you just go to your car, put the key in the ignition, and drive yourself doown jabroni lane, go on back to your room in the Smackdown hotel and take the night off! In fact, until Ivory is back? Take EVERY night off - it's all good, The Rock got Delta to help out! Yeah! Oh, and hey, Chris? If you ever get too big for your boots again? The Rock will slap you so far into unemployment you'll need to take up dancin' at the dirty old ladies club, IF YA SMEEEEELLL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS!...Cookin'."
"Wait, wait, wait, Rock, you can't fire me. You own this place right? That's all well in good, it really is, but you need me. You can raise all the eye brows, cock all the legs, layeth the smackdown on who ever you want. But you need me The Rock. You need Chris Jericho, and if you fire me, you know what I'll do? I'll take EWN...shine it up real nice...turn that sum bitch sideways and stick it straight up, your candy ass! You know what, I'll do you one better jackass, and that's the bottom line, cause Y2J said so!"
Shaking his head, Edge immediately barrages in.
"Shut up, both of you, just, shut up. This is a wrestling federation, not bring your ego to work day. Yeah, Chris, I'm head of Fight, that means your brand has no fighting chance. None. And Rock, grow up."
"Corner, shut up, the adults are talking, understand? Good. Jericho, The Rock isn't firing you! No! Maybe, just perhaps, you didn't hear The Rock right! The Rock's giving you, the night off! The Rock is being a nice guy, and letting you rest up - now why don't you take your "assclown" self, and get the hell outta' The Rock's sight, before he takes your head, shoves it up Corner's monkey ass, then take's his head, and shoves it up your ass! It'll be like..modern art. A Rockterpiece! Yeah! The Rock can see it now! In some French art museum somewhere, the two of you muffling while you eat one anothers BS all day, passers by admiring, taking photos to show to the folks back home! The Rock'll call it.."Opening a can of whoopass"!"
"You're in no position to tell me what to do. You see, I've whipped your ass, but you know what, Rock, Chris and I are gonna do you a favor, we're gonna allow you to bury us, by all means, go right ahead. You'll regret it, I assure you."
Edge hops out of the ring and grins at the Rock, turning around and walking up the ramp with Jericho, behind the curtain.
Superstars Singles Match: Samuel vs Matt Sydal[/b]
The match kicks off, Sam and Matt in the centre of the ring, Sydal steps in, offering a handshake. At first, Sam double takes, however accepts it, nodding to the man on the other side of the ring. They break out and circle for a moment before stepping back in, going to lock up, struggling with one another. Sam is first to gain the upper hand, playing the power game, he hooks Matt in a headlock, trying to keep the tension tight, holding him where he stands.
The headlock continues at first, however Sydal manages to slip out, following it up with a knee buckling kick to the back of Sam's leg. Getting the position he wants, Sydal hits the far ropes before coming back, jumping up and hooking legs, sending Sam flying with a running hurricanrana. Following that up, Sydal wastes no time, hitting the ropes, his summersaults off of them, landing across Sam's stomach with a double helix before going for a pin. One, two, no! Samuel kicks out.
Climbing to his feet, Matt thinks for a moment, considering how to get the upper hand. He waits and, as Sam gets to his feet, throws a rolling savate for the face - which misses as Sam steps back, quickly dropping Sydal as he kicks his other leg out from under him while he's in mid jump. Watching Matt crash to the canvass, Sam charges in, throwing himself for a Crown's Jewel (Shooting Star Press Pin), covering Sydal for the one, two, three.
We head away from the commentary team to the backstage areas and we hear a big "Woo hoo!" from Jerry "The King" Lawler as we see Debra talking to a UFWA backstage interviewer dressed in a glamorous black evening gown not looking too happy with the situation in the moments leading up to her tag match with Amiee Vaughn to team up against AJ Lee and the women who defeated her in one on one action last week, Candice Michelle.
EWN Interviewer: Well Debra it looks as though your words last week back fired as you lost against Candice and now you have to wrestle in your bra and panties and... (loud cheers but Debra cuts him off)
Debra: Excuse me honey... I may have lost last week and I give Candice all the credit in the world (rolls eyes) but I am telling you right now... there won't be no match here tonight! Stipulation or no stipulation... I don't care... cos you know what else? NOBODY is gonna see me wrestle in my lingerie so if Candice Michelle thinks that I'll... AHHH! WHAT THE HELL?! (we hear a loud ripping sound as we hear huge cheers and the interviewer backs off) NO! GET OFF ME! HELP ME YOU IDIOT! (Debra grabs the interviewer but this only speeds up the inevitable)
Debra is helpless as her two opponents launch the attack, targeting the expensive cloth and within moments, Debra's gown is ripped to shreds by Candice Michelle and AJ Lee and they spin the torn material in celebration through the air before dumping it on the floor, mocking the "Puppy Queen" who shrieks as she adjusts her bra, trying in vain to cover up her exposed underwear with her arms but Amiee Vaughan arrives to hold her back to prevent possible furthur exposure. A laughing Candice Michelle and Aj Lee leave an unbelievably angry Debra to scream...
"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF HUN!" and the crowd roars with delight as Debra storms off in a furious rage towards the stage with the match only a few moments away as Amiee Vaughan mouths "WTF?" and follows her tag team partner.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Debra is going to wrestle in that?! Christmas has come early! Woo hoo! Oh boy!
Jim Ross: Easy King... we're all out of ice water, don't you overheat now partner...
Jerry "The King" Lawler: You kidding? Debra might catch a cold wearing so little... I need to keep warm so I can give her a big Puppy hug after the match! Woo hoo!
Jim Ross: Why do I get the feeling these entrances might be cut short... here comes Candice Michelle and AJ Lee...
Femme Fatale Singles Rematch: Maryse vs. Syren
The match starts with both ladies circling each other in the center of the ring. Eventually, both go for a lock up at the same time, neither able to gain an upper hand before Maryse powers through and tosses Syren down to the mat, landing a few kicks to the head as Syren rolls out of the ring to recover. Maryse takes a minute to taunt, receiving a negative reaction from the crowd. Syren walks around to the side and enters the ring. Maryse tries to catch her with a clothesline, but Syren ducks under and wraps the arms around, lifting Maryse up for a HARD German suplex. Right off the bat Syren rushes over and tries to lock in the "California Dreams" Indian deathlock, yet Maryse is quick to crawl to the ropes and prevent the submission.
Syren gets up, flailing furiously at the missed opportunity. She grabs Maryse by the hair and yanks her up to her feet. Landing a few rights, Syren goes off the ropes to continue to offense but receives a dropkick counter for her efforts. Syren and Maryse return to their feet at the same time and lock up in the center. Maryse gets the advantage and locks up the arm of Syren. Both start to buck back and forth for control before Maryse takes the easy route and lands a hard elbow to the shoulder of Syren, bringing her to one knee. Maryse is quick to get a headlock in as Syren tries to fight through. The crowd starts cheering and getting into it, trying to pump up the Femme Fatale into powering out of it. Syren gets up and lands a hard elbow into the stomach of Maryse, releasing the hold and powers up to grab the head of Maryse AND LANDS THE FACE BREAKER (Code Breaker)!!! The crowd explodes at the sudden turn of events as Syren takes her time but gets to her feet first.
Looking at the damage, she raises her hand to the crowd to signal that the end is near, one way or another. Slowly, Syren back pedals to the ropes, stretching among the top rope, stalking Maryse who is slowly returning to her feet. When up, Syren takes off, possibly looking for her Ring of Fire finisher. The move is denied by Maryse who sidesteps the charge, causing Syren to stop and turn in confusion as Maryse jumps behind and hits a DEVASTATING "FRENCH TKO" HEEL KICK! The crowd stands in awe as Syren falls to the mat out cold as Maryse rushes to roll her over and score a three-count for the victory.
Superstar Tag Team Match: The Miz & Jayden Gabriel vs. All American Heroes (Kurt Angle & Jack Swagger)[/u]
The match starts with All American Heroes starting with Swagger while the Miz and Gabriel seem unsure of who to start with, opting with Gabriel for size. The bell sounds and Swagger is quick to try a single-leg takedown, yet Gabriel is able to jump aside and avoid the attempt, Swagger bouncing to his feet and shaking his head at the failed try. After a few seconds, Gabriel tries the same, only for Swagger to sprawl down and gain the upper hand. Jack tries to keep Gabriel on the ground, but Gabriel fights to the ropes and forces a break. Jack stands up, shaking his head again as Gabriel gets to his feet and runs, hitting a surprise clothesline to Jack. Gabriel looks fired up and looks to hit another clothesline, but Jack counters with a drop toe-hold and flings Gabriel forward, landing into the ropes. Jack takes advantage and attempts a roll-up, but Gabriel is able to kick out at one. The crowd applauds the great technical display as both competitors engage in a stare-down.
Swagger and Gabriel stand up and go at it in a lock-up, Swagger seeming to overpower before Gabriel lands a shot to the temple. Following with two more shots, Gabriel pushes Swagger into the ropes and Irish whips him; Gabriel bends down to try and lift Swagger up and succeeds, sending Jack into the air and landing on his back. Gabriel rushes to make the tag to Miz and both enter the ring to stomp Jack in the corner. Angle rushes in to make the save, landing a forearm to Jayden and sends him over the ropes to the floor. Angle looks to land a few shots to Miz, but the referee steps in and yells at Kurt to get back to his corner. Miz takes advantage and Irish whips Jack into the corner, following it up with a hard swinging clothesline which keeps Jack grounded. Miz continues the assault with stomps to the temple of Jack, forcing the referee to step in and pull Miz away. Miz steps back with a smirk on his face and looks to power through the referee to get back on offense. Jack quickly rolls out of the corner and gets to his feet, timing Miz's turn perfectly to lift him for a POWERFUL sidewalk slam. Jack quickly crawls to the corner and lands a hot tag to Angle.
Kurt steps through the ropes and rushes forward and goes straight for the legs of the Miz, hoping for an ankle lock! The Miz continues to roll and make it hard for Kurt to lock it in and gives enough time for Gabriel to run in and land a forearm smash to Kurt to end the attempt. Kurt flies into the ropes and sees Gabriel coming again, bending down and tossing Jayden out of the ring. The Miz comes right at Angle and receives the same fate as he gets tossed to the outside as well! Angle screams in triumph as the crowd cheers the rushes off the ropes and lands a suicide dive on the outside to Jayden and the Miz! The crowd goes nuts as the three competitors lay on the outside with Swagger the only man in the match standing. Taking his time, he steps down and grabs the Miz and throws him into the ring before grabbing his partner and doing the same to keep the match flowing before turning his attention to beat down on Gabriel. The referee does his best to keep order as Miz and Kurt exchange blows in the center of the ring. Jack stops his attack and gets to his corner as Gabriel looks to do the same.
Miz and Kurt continue their exchange before Miz counters one of Kurts attempts and lands a few backhands to the chest of Angle, forcing him back. Miz grabs the hand of Kurt and Irish whips the "American Hero" off the ropes and lands an amazing standing dropkick. The Miz goes for the cover but only gets a two count, taking out his anger with a few shots to the head of Angle. Miz drags Angle by the head to his corner to tag in Gabriel. Both start landing blows before Gabriel takes over and lands blow after blow to the head of Angle. Suddenly, he lands a HARD knee to the stomach and pulls Angle into the center of the ring and wraps the HEAD LOCKING IN THE NARCOTIC GUILLOTINE CHOKE! The crowd is standing, waiting to see if Angle will tap out to the submission. Angle works fast to get to his corner, Swagger on the bottom rope reaching out as far as he can to try and get the tag, eager to get in. Angle drops to his knees and looks ready to give but keeps fighting through, the crowd screaming with the tension taking over. Finally, Angle's arm starts to seep as the referee bends down to do the three-arm check before calling a KO.
ONE!
The crowd counts along as Angle's arm falls, the referee lifting it to check again.
TWO!
Jack's face looks in fear as Kurt's arm falls again, Gabriel looking pleased as the referee goes for the final check.
THR-NOOO!
Angle's arm holds strong, the crowd jumping up and down at the resilience as Gabriel tries to clutch the head tighter. Angle's scream can be heard throughout the arena as he powers through and with all of his strength LIFTS GABRIEL UP OVER HIS HEAD AND HITS THE ANGLE SLAM!!! Both competitors look out but Angle starts to roll to the side and lands the HOT tag to Swagger, who slips through the ropes and grabs Gabriel before he can make the tag and locks in the ankle lock!
Miz, doesn't wish to wait and rushes in to deliver a boot to the face of Swagger. He rushes towards Angle but is LIFTED OFF HIS FEET OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS FLAT ON THE FLOOR! Angle and Swagger look to each other and nod as both stand and stalk over Gabriel, who's slow to stand. The All American Heroes get into position and a soon as Gabriel's up Angle slips underneath, lifts him up and spins to Jack as they hit THE AMERICAN DREAM FINISHER!! The crowd cheers loudly as Kurt rolls away and Swagger lifts the leg to land a three count.
Singles Match: Punk v Mendoza
CM Punk and Jessica Mendoza make their respective entrances to the ring and prepare themselves for the match ahead. The crowd is eager with excitement with the ringing of the bell to signal that this action packed match has started. Punk circles around Jessica, tactfully observing his opponent and deciding which direction he should come from. Jessica grins and decides that she’s not going to wait for Punk to decide when he wants to attack and instead rushes him into a clinch and begins to fight for dominance. Punk is pushed against the ropes by Jessica who repeatedly drives her knees into the gut of Punk. Jessica drags him to the middle of the ring and hits a clothesline which drops Punk to the ground with a loud thud. Punk catches his breath whilst Jessica puts him in an armbar. Being a submission specialist, Punk easily counters the maneuver and breaks the hold, taking a vertical base. He spends no time waiting as he delivers a skullcracking kick to the head of Jessica which throws her off balance and leaves her dazed to which Punk follows up with a rolling senton. Punk is quick on his feet and lifts Jessica with him. Showing off his athleticism, Punk delivers multiple kicks to the core and limbs of Jessica before finishing off with a dropkick.
To try and slow the assault, Jessica rolls out of the ring and licks her wounds. An angry Punk hangs over the ropes yelling for her to get back in the ring to which she responds to with a throat thrust which reels Punk back to the ring. With possible momentum found, Jessica slides into the ring and charges with a Lou Thesz Press and unleashes her fury on Punk’s skull. Punk guards his face but Jessica drives her knee into his gut which forces his hands to come down to protect his gut. Jessica once again takes advantage of the situation and rakes Punk in the eye which is followed by complaints from the referee. Jessica snaps at the ref and sits Punk up before locking in a sleeperhold which brings the question to the crowd, can she end this match now?
A minute into the hold, Punk’s face starts to turn blue as he struggles to breathe and keep conscious. His fingers searching the area in front of him for any possible escape from her grasp. His legs start to move from under him, trying to maneuver his way out from the hold. Luckily, Punk manages to get to his feet slowly but only to be put back down by a kick to the back of the knee from Jessica. The life starts to leave Punk while the ref checks to see whether or not he has passed out but as the crowd sees that Punk has some life left in him, they start to cheer him on and he uses their momentum for an advantage. When he gathers enough strength, Punk pushes the two of them all the way back to a corner and repeatedly bashes Jessica against the corner until she lets go. Punk quickly turns around and his repeated elbow strikes before irish whipping Jessica to the other corner. The crowd erupts knowing what’s coming as Punk follows right behind Jessica and drives a high knee to the face in the corner followed by his trademark bulldog.
Punk taunts Jessica and the crowd as he waits for Jessica to stand up who is caught in his clutches as he this the Anaconda Vise, to which when locked in he yells, “Let me show you how you make someone tap out!” With vigor, Punk uses all of his strength on the vise, Jessica’s legs flail as she struggles to try and break free. The ref slides in right next to them watching Jessica closely as she tries to find a way out but the hold is too much and Jessica finds herself tapping out to the Vise declaring CM Punk the winner of this bout.
Backstage, Amiee Vaughan had burst into an office with authority as she saw Delta Madison at her desk. When Delta saw Amiee’s presence in the room, she looked over at her and leaned back in her swivel chair with her arms crossed looking at Amiee.
Amiee Vaughan: How could this happen?
Delta Madison: Knock, Knock... Whose there? Amiee Vaughan? Oh come on in. How can I help you?
Delta swang to chair forward so she was closer to the desk and closer to Amiee who was leaning up against the desk with both hands on each side of it. Amiee disregarded Delta’s so called sarcasm about her forceful arrival and continued on with her problem.
Amiee Vaughan: I’m booked in a tag team match and my partner is Debra.... DEBRA!
Delta Madison: Is that a problem to you madam?
Amiee Vaughan: Debra... Debra is old enough to be my mother! How that old wrench is still be wrestling? Why hasn’t she died? I refuse to be teamed up with that woman so I’m walking out on the match, I want nothing to do with it and there is nothing that could stop me.
Amiee tilted her head with a mocking smile upon her face, challenging Delta’s reaction. After a brief pause awaiting Delta’s thoughts on Amiee’s decision, Delta pushed the chair from behind her and stood up. She leaned up against the table with her hands on each side getting closer to Amiee. A stern look came upon Delta’s face showing she wasn’t going to back down and she was ready to challenge Amiee.
Delta Madison: If you decide to walk out on this match.... You’ll be suspended without pay indefinitely. You don’t want your EWN run to end prematurely like the previous two companies you were in would you?
Amiee appeared to be shocked at Delta’s threat but then a smug look came up on her face. Delta is probably pulling her strings that is what it has to be. Delta wouldn’t have the fortitude to suspended Amiee. Delta instantly knew what Amiee was thinking and got in closer where both their faces were inches apart.
Delta Madison: Try me...
Amiee backed away with a self aware grin upon her face. This wasn’t over not by a long shot as Amiee was once again testing Delta’s authority around here. The camera panned on to Delta staring at Amiee leaving the room.
Femme Fatale Tag Team Match: “Miss V” Amiee Vaughan & “The Master of Puppies” Debra vs. Candice Michelle & AJ Lee[/b]
Debra starts the match with Candice Michelle as the male fans give off some wolf whistles as the match gets underway. Debra would tie up with Michelle and would take the advantage to stomp onto Candice’s left foot. As Candice would reach for her foot Debra would push her over to the mat. Debra would grab one leg and lock in the Figure Four Leg Lock. The fans “Wooooo!” as Debra pull back but Michelle would use her strength to break the hold. Debra picks Michelle up by the hair but plants her boot heel into the center of Michelle’s back bringing her head bouncing ageist the mat. Debra backs off as Michelle gets to her feet once again. Debra would tackle her down with a spear and bang Michelle’s head ageist the mat. Debra would use a mounted choke on Michelle however the reff would soon break it. Debra would use the time to walk over and tag in “Miss V” Amiee Vaughn. Michelle would then use the time to tag in her partner AJ Lee. AJ runs in and Amiee tries to clothesline her down but Lee ducks under her arm and comes back clotheslining her to the mat. AJ Lee heads uptop and comes off with a missile dropkick on Amiee Lee. Lee slowly gets to her feet and throws some fist at Vaughn. She would then use an arm drag and when Amiee tried to charge again she would eat a roundhouse kick from Lee as Lee sets the pace for this match.
AJ whips her into the turnbuckle and comes running in to hit a hurricanrana on Vaughn. AJ Lee once again heads to the top rope. AJ comes flying off with a fist drop on Vaughn which adds some pain to Amiee’s face. AJ Lee would then wait and help Amiee to once knee only to hit a shinning wizard on her. She covers Amiee 1…………………………………2…………………………………………… Debra comes in and pulls AJ off. AJ Lee would walk towards Debra and start to bad mouth her as Amiee would come running across the ring and shoulder block AJ’s right knee. As the knee buckles AJ falls to the other on the mat. Amiee would smirk and walk over to AJ. AJ grips her knee as Amiee would grab the top rope and bring her boot down on the throat of AJ as the reff would yell at her and Amiee backs off. But Amiee didn’t back up to far before she ran in and kicked Lee in the stomach. Amiee would then push her out of the ring with her boot. The reff would start to count “1……………………………..2……………….. “ Lee still clutches her stomach. “….3…………………………….4……………………………..5…” Candice Michelle looks worried as the reff would reach 6. “………………………7……………….8..” But Then Lee would slide under the bottom rope much to the dislike of “Miss V” and Debra. As Lee tried to get to her feet Amiee would use the Eat This (Spinning Heel Kick) and it connects as Vaughn goes for the pin, 1…………………………………………….2……………………………………………. KICKOUT!
AJ is breathing for life as Amiee trys to drag her by the arm to the center of the ring she would be kicked in the head as Amiee fell to the mat. Both women would cheer on their tag partners as “Miss V” makes the tag to Debra before Lee makes the hot tag to Candice Michelle. Candice charges at Debra taking her to the mat and Vaughn trys to sneak attack but meets the same fate. Candice then turns her attention to Debra and throws her into the corner. The fans would cheer as Candice ran and hit a hand spring elbow bulldog to Debra. Candice would try to get the pin by hooking the leg 1…………………… But Debra quickly shoots the shoulder up. Candice however thinks of her next move fast as she bulls Debra up and runs to the ropes Sugar Rush and she hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………………………… Kickout! Candice trys picking Debra up but would receive a hard slap from her. Candice would stumble to her corner and AJ Lee would touch her hand being tagged in. However Debra saw this and grabbed AJ Lee using a snapmare to the center of the ring. She would grab her arms and push her knee into AJ’s back stretching her arms out. However the fans and Candice would motivate AJ to get back to a knee however Debra would not allow her to get to both feet and drive her knee into AJ’s back.
Debra would try to lock in a single leg crab however AJ Lee would not let her turn her. So instead Debra held onto AJ’s left leg and brought her elbow down it. Debra would then hook the leg hoping this would be enough 1……………………………………………………2………………………………… Lee shoots her left arm of the mat. Candice hits the turnbuckle trying to cheer her partner back up. Debra comes over and trys to pick AJ Lee up but AJ Lee shoves her back. AJ stumbles forward to whip Debra to the ropes as she bounces off AJ Lee hits a spinning wheel kick onto her. AJ struggles as he leg is really bothering her at the moment. Candice is asking for Lee to tag her in however AJ has something to prove here tonight. Debra approaches her and gets schoolgirled, 1……………….2…………………………3! The Bell rings and Candice enters the ring as she helps AJ Lee to her feet and gives her a hug as the two ladies both have the win tonight.
Superstar Singles Match: Triple H vs Fear[/b]
As the match kicks off, Fear circles around with Triple H, the two staring one another down, eye to eye. Eventually, they close in, H going for a knee to the gut while Fear goes for an elbow to the head, causing them both to release and stagger off from one another. A few paces around the ring, they eventually close in again, both going for a strike, the same result, both move away as they connect together.
Eventually, they both realise the flaw and, closing in, they lock up. At first, they struggling in the centre of the ring, trying to get a firm hold, before Fear ducks, wrapping arms around Triple H and lifting, up into the air before falling forward and slamming down, planting him down back first in a bearhugging spinebuster. Quickly following it up, Fear goes for a cover, however finds the kickout breaking at 2. Not nearly enough, he begins to stomp at H's gut, boot after boot, before H reaches up, grabbing Fear's foot and shoving him off.
As Fear goes rolling, H gets to his feet, waiting for his opponent to charge across the ring and, as he gets close, finds himself being hooked, H jumping in the air, he lands with foot and knee to the mat, bouncing Fear's skull against the knee that stays raised. Somewhat dazed, H follows it up with a sudden clothesline to the throat, flooring Fear with force. Quickly covering, H expects a win, one, two, no! Kickout! As he gets to his feet, he grabs Fear by the shoulders, pulling him up to his head and dragging him in, setting up to finish the match off.
However, before he can complete the move, he becomes distracted by a certain someone - Jaydan Gabriel, having jumped the crowd barrier, climbs to the apron, shouting and calling on H, mocking phrases not picked up on mic. Letting Fear go, Hunter closes in on Jaydan, trying to take a shot - missing as Gabriel hops down. He eventually turns around in the ring, only to be met by waiting opposition, Fear hooks his head, ducks down and drags Hunter back into a fierce Eat Shit and Die (swinging reverse STO). Bouncing Triple H's head on the mat, he's covered soon after, Fear picking up the one, two, three. However, even as the bell rings, his eyes do not leave Jaydan, still outside, smug with his handiwork.
Main Event - Superstar Singles Match: "The Rated R Superstar" Edge vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels[/u]
The match begins with both men staring each other down across the ring. The both hesitate to act, wanting to wait and counter the other. After a couple seconds, Daniels rushes off the ropes and looks to hit a clothesline, Edge easily steps aside but watches the trap unfold as Daniels springboards off the middle rope into a beautiful crossbody which catches Edge off guard. Daniels looks to keep a high tempo going by going off the ropes again while Edge stays low and Daniels hops over him, bouncing off the ropes again and LANDS RIGHT INTO A SPEAR BY EDGE! The crowd is stunned by the sudden finisher and further explodes when Daniels kicks out a two! Edge sits up and stares at the referee, shaking his head and picks Daniels up by the head.
Edge lands a few shots to the head but Daniels tries to fight back. He whiffs on a shot as Edge ducks underneath and picks up Daniels and drops him with an electric chair drop! Daniels looks out as Edge gets up and kneels over him, continuing his flurry of hits to the face of Daniels. Daniels catches an arm of Edge though and tries to power him to the mat and lock in a crossface submission. Edge does his best and breaks from the clutch, allowing Daniels back to his feet as both men lock up instantaneously. Both men power through to a stalemate, neither able to overpower the other. Edge eventually shoves Daniels into the corner and attempts an Irish whip but is countered by Daniels who whips Edge and answers with a running high knee in the corner! Edge falls right into the arm of Daniels who lands the reverse STO and locks in the Kogi clutch right after! The crowd cheers on the competitors as Daniels tightens the hold, yet Edge uses his in-ring awareness and crawls his way to the ropes and forces the break.
Daniels rolls away and runs off the ropes and lands a dropkick to the face of Edge which forces him under the ropes to the outside. Daniels plays to the crowd and goes off the ropes again and jumps to the top rope and launches to the outside and lands the springboard plancha to a stunned Edge! Both men lay hurt on the outside as the referee begins his count. The crowd cheers on both superstars as they fight their way to their feet. Eventually they make it but instead of rolling into the ring they begin trading blows on the outside. The referee gets to six before Edge gets the advantage and slams Daniels into the mat and rolls him inside, following close behind. Daniels gets to his feet and looks to hit Edge again but whiffs and gets caught up in the EDGE-UCUTION (lifting DDT)!! Edge makes the cover aaaaaand TWO! Daniels' foot gets to the rope to stop the count, causing Edge to get to his feet and grab at his hair in frustration. He makes his way to a corner and squats down, trying to signal another Spear, causing the crowd to get to their feet. Daniels gets up but sees the charge coming and side steps, causing the "Rated R Superstar" to spear the ring post instead. Edge rears back in pain and turns into Daniels who lifts up Edge right into the Death Valley Driver!
The "Fallen Angel" gets up and looks to the crowd, wanting to end it now. He positions Edge near a turnbuckle and climbs to the top, the crowd getting ready for what's about to come. Daniels finally stands in position and jumps once, twice and launches to hit the BME (Best Moonsault Ever); but it's COUNTERED BY EDGE WHO GETS UP AND SPEARS DANIELS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! The crowd explodes at the surprise as Edge gathers Daniels and rolls him up for the three-count..[/center]
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Show Opener, Femme Fatale Singles Match: Michelle McCool w/ Layla vs. Catalina Mendoza
[/b]We start the match again this week with Michelle McCool once again talking down to someone and this week it’s Catalina Mendoza. Michelle would smirk before kicking her Michelle would then DDT her onto the mat and hook the leg 1….. But Mendoza shoots the shoulder up fast. Michelle would drag her over to the bottom rope and stand on her back as the reff counted her off with the cheap choke on the ropes. Michelle backs away to hear Layla cheering her on outside. Michelle would approach Catalina and punt her in the stomach as the fans would boo her. Michelle walks over and grabs Catalina by the hair as the reff would yell at her “HEY! GET OFF THE HAIR!” Michelle would once again back off as Catalina would look to take the offense in the match. She would try to tackle Michelle however she would send her flying into the turnbuckle post. The fans would “Oww” as they heard the impact. Michelle walks over and trys for a schoolgirl, 1……………………..2………………………….. Catalina Shoots the shoulder up for a 2 count.
Michelle would look at the reff telling him the count was to slow as Catalina would get up and try to use the crucifix pin to end it, 1………………………………………..2…………………………………… But Michelle would break out of it. Michelle charges with a clothesline however Catalina ducks under her arm and bounces agiest the ropes VIP BOUND (Jumping Corkscrew ROUNDHOUSE KICK)! The pin.. 1…………………….2………………………. Michelle shoots the elbow up as the fans boo for her hanging in there. Layla on the outside bangs the mat in rage trying to motivate her BFF. Catlina is however waiting and Lou Thez Presses McCool to the mat. She would eventually dismount her after ten punches. Michelle would get up and run right into Mendoza who would catch her and hit a swining neckbreaker on McCool. She hooks the leg, 1…………………………2………………. Michelle Kicks out!!
Catalina puts her hands on her head in disbelief thinking she had the match won. However Michelle would slowly crawl over and use her left leg to kick the back of the head of Mendoza to send her crashing face first onto the mat. McCool turns her over 1…………………………….2………………………….. She kicks out quick not letting it end this way. Michelle would listen to Layla and tell the reff to count faster as she insults him. Michelle would then turn her attention to Mendoza who was getting up and would grab her arm whipping her into the corner hard. Layla would clap her hands as Michelle came in with a shoulder tackle to the gut on Mendoza. Michelle would then wait for Mendoza to stumble forward and turn her around hooking THE FAITHBREAKER 1……………………………….2…………………………………….3!
Layla would slide into the ring to hold the hand of her BFF Michelle McCool as they stood over the body of Catalina Mendoza having got the best of her tonight.
Chris Jericho's theme hits as soon as the show opens up. Out with smug wide grin on his face, he just inches closer and closer to the ring. Not teasing the crowd, approaching them, none of that, Chris makes it up the stairs to the ring and gets in, immediately grabbing a mic and speaking.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Jericho-holics of all ages, sizes and weight classes. Welcome to the second, count em, one two, second. Show of the brand new wrestling promotion, also knows as, EWN, the Elite Wrestling Network, aye kay aye, also known as, The Wrestling News Station. I come to each and every one of you, with some bad news, as well as some good news, so lets quit the foreplay and get straight to the task at hand."
Jericho puts his mic down and stares into the crowd. A sudden pop occurs and wide grin crawls upon Jericho's face.
"For those of you who don't know, my boss, Ivory, she is Missing in Action. MIA, she's gone. Poof, nowhere to be fond, and trust me, I've looked under every rock for her, I even looked under THE Rock for her, much to my surprise she was nowhere to be found. That's the bad news...The Good news..."
Jericho pauses sincerely and puts on a deep frown, before shrugging it off and speaking loudly.
"The Good news is I'M In charge now, baby! And what that means is.."
The music hits, causing the crowd to stand on their feet, cheering as the man himself emerges from the curtain, standing at the top of the ramp, mic in hand, he paces the ramp for a moment, glasses covering his eyes, before finally standing still, pointing down to the ring.
"WoooahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahWOAH! Woah! The Rock, does NOT, remember EVER sayin' that! Nonono, The Rock, KNOWS, he didn't ever say that!"
Beginning down the ramp, Rock keeps his attention focused on the man in the ring, getting closer and closer. His hand now swinging by his side, Rock raises his brow during the entire journey, swaggering his way down the ramp.
"Chris Jericho, do you really THINK, that The Rock is just gonna let you waltz in on his company, waltz in because Ivory is MIA, just walk right in, and TAKE power? Chris Jericho, is that what you think?"
Sliding under the bottom rope, Rock hops to his feet, pacing back and forth in the ring as he waits for Jericho to answer, staring him down, head never turning, only his body.
"Well Rock, with all due respect, I thi-"
"It doesn't MATTER what you think! The fact is, Jericho, this is The Rock's company, The Rock's playground - and when Ivory is gone, The Rock takes complete control! Aaand another thing! What in the blue heeell were you doing?! Lookin' under The Rock?! Huh?! What, did ya just sneak into his hotel room, reaach under the covers, and then GRAB The Rock by the thigh?! 'Oh Rocky, I'm just lookin' for Ivory- Oh my what big strudel you have!' What the hell is wrong with you, you sick freak! Gah!"
Shaking his head as he begins to pace once more, Rock looks out into the crowd, adjusting his shades so they sit right on his face, waiting for Jericho to respond or react.
"That's funny, you know all too well that if you talk a big game, over and over and over again, you're full of jabroni. In your case, you always go on and on about "how big da Rocks strudel" is. Whoa whoa, easy there, blah blah blah, Rock, enough, you have a tiny winky , it's okay, what, you think that because you wear sunglasses and have the same routine every week you're supposed to be physically proportionate? I'm convinced I could do a better Rock than you, in fact.."
Jericho quickly snatches Rock's Sunglasses from his face and steps away, sliding them on himself, fixing his hair and pacing around the ring.
"Excuse The Y2J for one second, and allow me.."
Jericho steps into the center of the ring and gets into stance, immediately going full on Rock.
"...FINALLY~~~ THE Y2J HAS COME BACK~~~ TO...Orrrrrrrr---Lannn---doooo--- Now, The Y2J has some business to attend to, one, The Rock. Now, Rock you think its just okay for you to come out here and Interrupt Y2J? That you're some kind of hot shot, because you own the place, you have this pre-conceived notion that you're my boss? Rock, let The Y2J tell you something. I'm not yours to order, nah nah nah, wait, Rock, you just assume that because you're Co-Owner of EWN that you have some sort of say over The Y2J? Well let the Y2J let you in on a little secret."
Jericho takes Rock's sunglasses off and stares straight into his eyes.
"The Rock can kiss my ass.....IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE Y2J.....Is Cookin'"
Raising his brow, Rock stares at Jericho for a moment, before grinning. A little applause before raising the mic to his lips.
"Cute, cute, Jericho is impersonating his idol - it's adoreable, really, but you're doin' it all wrong, it goes like this..
A leg behind him, one in front, Rock lowers his head, raising the mic to his face once again.
FINALLY..THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK! TO FLO-RIDA! Ya see Jericho, The Rock is home, and that means that if you're not careful, The Rock will take that quiff of yours clean off, squuueeeeeeeze it into a little ball, shiiiiine it up reaal good, turn it sideways, eat your vitamins, say your prayers and shove it straight up your monkey ass! It doesn't matter who you are, Chris Jericho - whether you're the General Manager, the Junior Manager, the Equipment Manager, the Ticket Manager, hell, it doesn't even matter if you're the lover of the assistant of the coffee maker for the Manager of setting up the ropes! This IS, The Rock's show, not Y2J's, not Y2B's, not Y2yourcandyasskicked! So, the Rock has only one thing to say to you, Chris Jericho! Know your damn role, and shut, your damn, mouth!"
Pacing back and forth the ring once more, the crowd continue to cheer, Rock taking his glasses back from Jericho, placing them neatly back on his face, stopping once again in the ring.
"So, a quick recap, Jericho! If you don't like it, take your little monkey ass, walk it, straaiiight up that ramp, turn to your left - toward the parking lot - cliimb into your clown car, drive yourself home, cry yourself to sleep, and don't even THINK, of showin' back up on The Rock's show again! If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLL..."
With that..
Edge's theme suddenly blares through the speakers, his face curiosity written. His eyes hidden by his shades, rockin' his wrestling gear and coat, moving closer and closer to the ring. Finally sliding under the bottom rope and hoping up, grabbing a mic and speaking immediately
"Know your roll? Rock, know your roll? You're so quick to tell people to know their rolls, but what if they don't know their roll? Hmm? You look, you look a little confused, let me explain this to you."
Edge paces for a minute thinking, before stopping suddenly and standing straight in front of The Rock.
"Last week, get a close 2 after a spear on either you or Jayden. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, what happened? Oh yea, not only did I spear you twice, I won the match, after what was it? A Spear right? I jumped your hoops, now Rock, Know your roll, and name me head of this brand."
Taking his glasses off, Rock stares up the ramp, tensing as he's interrupted for the second time by Edge, shaking a little where he stands, eyes bulging from his head, before finally raising the mic to his mouth.
"Sssour cream and an ice cream sammich, Corner! What the hell are you doing?! Interrupting The Rock for a second time while he verbally whoops Y2Jabroni's ass?! 'I speared you Rock, I speared you'! The Rock knows what happened, The Rock was there! You don't need to remind The Rock..damnit.."
Putting his glasses back on, Rock turns to Jericho, raising a hand to him, motioning to do nothing.
"Just..stay right there, do, NOTHING, until The Rock is done, got it Skippy? Good..now..Corner! You want your place, The Rock gets that, The Rock made a deal with you, The Rock gets that too - The Rock's a man of his word, The Rock's fair, so, at the pay per view? You'll be leading The Rock's team into war. Ya' happy?"
"Whoa Whoa whoa whoa whao, wait a second junior. You don't order me around. The Rock. The Rock says this, The Rock says that, on and on and on, you know what, The Rock, do us all a favor and Pulease, Shut! The Hell! Up!"
Jericho shakes his head and moves between Rock and Edge, sizing up Edge, while a soft grin reaches his face.
"The Rock you say Edge interrupted you, that's taboo right? Let's get one thing clear, you interrupted me first, which in turn means you, Edge, interrupted me as well. So you know what, Edge, you're head of Fight? Heh.."
Jericho grins smugly and drops his mic, leaving the ring and walking up the ramp. Taking his shades off once more, The Rock paces before smirking a little himself, heading up to the ropes, leaning on them and pointing to Jericho.
"Hey! Woahwoahwoahwoah woah woah woah woah! Chris! Jericho! You're right, while Ivory is out, you SHOULD be in charge - but it's cool, The Rock made this a joint show, right? So, you just go to your car, put the key in the ignition, and drive yourself doown jabroni lane, go on back to your room in the Smackdown hotel and take the night off! In fact, until Ivory is back? Take EVERY night off - it's all good, The Rock got Delta to help out! Yeah! Oh, and hey, Chris? If you ever get too big for your boots again? The Rock will slap you so far into unemployment you'll need to take up dancin' at the dirty old ladies club, IF YA SMEEEEELLL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS!...Cookin'."
"Wait, wait, wait, Rock, you can't fire me. You own this place right? That's all well in good, it really is, but you need me. You can raise all the eye brows, cock all the legs, layeth the smackdown on who ever you want. But you need me The Rock. You need Chris Jericho, and if you fire me, you know what I'll do? I'll take EWN...shine it up real nice...turn that sum bitch sideways and stick it straight up, your candy ass! You know what, I'll do you one better jackass, and that's the bottom line, cause Y2J said so!"
Shaking his head, Edge immediately barrages in.
"Shut up, both of you, just, shut up. This is a wrestling federation, not bring your ego to work day. Yeah, Chris, I'm head of Fight, that means your brand has no fighting chance. None. And Rock, grow up."
"Corner, shut up, the adults are talking, understand? Good. Jericho, The Rock isn't firing you! No! Maybe, just perhaps, you didn't hear The Rock right! The Rock's giving you, the night off! The Rock is being a nice guy, and letting you rest up - now why don't you take your "assclown" self, and get the hell outta' The Rock's sight, before he takes your head, shoves it up Corner's monkey ass, then take's his head, and shoves it up your ass! It'll be like..modern art. A Rockterpiece! Yeah! The Rock can see it now! In some French art museum somewhere, the two of you muffling while you eat one anothers BS all day, passers by admiring, taking photos to show to the folks back home! The Rock'll call it.."Opening a can of whoopass"!"
"You're in no position to tell me what to do. You see, I've whipped your ass, but you know what, Rock, Chris and I are gonna do you a favor, we're gonna allow you to bury us, by all means, go right ahead. You'll regret it, I assure you."
Edge hops out of the ring and grins at the Rock, turning around and walking up the ramp with Jericho, behind the curtain.
Superstars Singles Match: Samuel vs Matt Sydal[/b]
The match kicks off, Sam and Matt in the centre of the ring, Sydal steps in, offering a handshake. At first, Sam double takes, however accepts it, nodding to the man on the other side of the ring. They break out and circle for a moment before stepping back in, going to lock up, struggling with one another. Sam is first to gain the upper hand, playing the power game, he hooks Matt in a headlock, trying to keep the tension tight, holding him where he stands.
The headlock continues at first, however Sydal manages to slip out, following it up with a knee buckling kick to the back of Sam's leg. Getting the position he wants, Sydal hits the far ropes before coming back, jumping up and hooking legs, sending Sam flying with a running hurricanrana. Following that up, Sydal wastes no time, hitting the ropes, his summersaults off of them, landing across Sam's stomach with a double helix before going for a pin. One, two, no! Samuel kicks out.
Climbing to his feet, Matt thinks for a moment, considering how to get the upper hand. He waits and, as Sam gets to his feet, throws a rolling savate for the face - which misses as Sam steps back, quickly dropping Sydal as he kicks his other leg out from under him while he's in mid jump. Watching Matt crash to the canvass, Sam charges in, throwing himself for a Crown's Jewel (Shooting Star Press Pin), covering Sydal for the one, two, three.
We head away from the commentary team to the backstage areas and we hear a big "Woo hoo!" from Jerry "The King" Lawler as we see Debra talking to a UFWA backstage interviewer dressed in a glamorous black evening gown not looking too happy with the situation in the moments leading up to her tag match with Amiee Vaughn to team up against AJ Lee and the women who defeated her in one on one action last week, Candice Michelle.
EWN Interviewer: Well Debra it looks as though your words last week back fired as you lost against Candice and now you have to wrestle in your bra and panties and... (loud cheers but Debra cuts him off)
Debra: Excuse me honey... I may have lost last week and I give Candice all the credit in the world (rolls eyes) but I am telling you right now... there won't be no match here tonight! Stipulation or no stipulation... I don't care... cos you know what else? NOBODY is gonna see me wrestle in my lingerie so if Candice Michelle thinks that I'll... AHHH! WHAT THE HELL?! (we hear a loud ripping sound as we hear huge cheers and the interviewer backs off) NO! GET OFF ME! HELP ME YOU IDIOT! (Debra grabs the interviewer but this only speeds up the inevitable)
Debra is helpless as her two opponents launch the attack, targeting the expensive cloth and within moments, Debra's gown is ripped to shreds by Candice Michelle and AJ Lee and they spin the torn material in celebration through the air before dumping it on the floor, mocking the "Puppy Queen" who shrieks as she adjusts her bra, trying in vain to cover up her exposed underwear with her arms but Amiee Vaughan arrives to hold her back to prevent possible furthur exposure. A laughing Candice Michelle and Aj Lee leave an unbelievably angry Debra to scream...
"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF HUN!" and the crowd roars with delight as Debra storms off in a furious rage towards the stage with the match only a few moments away as Amiee Vaughan mouths "WTF?" and follows her tag team partner.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Debra is going to wrestle in that?! Christmas has come early! Woo hoo! Oh boy!
Jim Ross: Easy King... we're all out of ice water, don't you overheat now partner...
Jerry "The King" Lawler: You kidding? Debra might catch a cold wearing so little... I need to keep warm so I can give her a big Puppy hug after the match! Woo hoo!
Jim Ross: Why do I get the feeling these entrances might be cut short... here comes Candice Michelle and AJ Lee...
Femme Fatale Singles Rematch: Maryse vs. Syren
The match starts with both ladies circling each other in the center of the ring. Eventually, both go for a lock up at the same time, neither able to gain an upper hand before Maryse powers through and tosses Syren down to the mat, landing a few kicks to the head as Syren rolls out of the ring to recover. Maryse takes a minute to taunt, receiving a negative reaction from the crowd. Syren walks around to the side and enters the ring. Maryse tries to catch her with a clothesline, but Syren ducks under and wraps the arms around, lifting Maryse up for a HARD German suplex. Right off the bat Syren rushes over and tries to lock in the "California Dreams" Indian deathlock, yet Maryse is quick to crawl to the ropes and prevent the submission.
Syren gets up, flailing furiously at the missed opportunity. She grabs Maryse by the hair and yanks her up to her feet. Landing a few rights, Syren goes off the ropes to continue to offense but receives a dropkick counter for her efforts. Syren and Maryse return to their feet at the same time and lock up in the center. Maryse gets the advantage and locks up the arm of Syren. Both start to buck back and forth for control before Maryse takes the easy route and lands a hard elbow to the shoulder of Syren, bringing her to one knee. Maryse is quick to get a headlock in as Syren tries to fight through. The crowd starts cheering and getting into it, trying to pump up the Femme Fatale into powering out of it. Syren gets up and lands a hard elbow into the stomach of Maryse, releasing the hold and powers up to grab the head of Maryse AND LANDS THE FACE BREAKER (Code Breaker)!!! The crowd explodes at the sudden turn of events as Syren takes her time but gets to her feet first.
Looking at the damage, she raises her hand to the crowd to signal that the end is near, one way or another. Slowly, Syren back pedals to the ropes, stretching among the top rope, stalking Maryse who is slowly returning to her feet. When up, Syren takes off, possibly looking for her Ring of Fire finisher. The move is denied by Maryse who sidesteps the charge, causing Syren to stop and turn in confusion as Maryse jumps behind and hits a DEVASTATING "FRENCH TKO" HEEL KICK! The crowd stands in awe as Syren falls to the mat out cold as Maryse rushes to roll her over and score a three-count for the victory.
Superstar Tag Team Match: The Miz & Jayden Gabriel vs. All American Heroes (Kurt Angle & Jack Swagger)[/u]
The match starts with All American Heroes starting with Swagger while the Miz and Gabriel seem unsure of who to start with, opting with Gabriel for size. The bell sounds and Swagger is quick to try a single-leg takedown, yet Gabriel is able to jump aside and avoid the attempt, Swagger bouncing to his feet and shaking his head at the failed try. After a few seconds, Gabriel tries the same, only for Swagger to sprawl down and gain the upper hand. Jack tries to keep Gabriel on the ground, but Gabriel fights to the ropes and forces a break. Jack stands up, shaking his head again as Gabriel gets to his feet and runs, hitting a surprise clothesline to Jack. Gabriel looks fired up and looks to hit another clothesline, but Jack counters with a drop toe-hold and flings Gabriel forward, landing into the ropes. Jack takes advantage and attempts a roll-up, but Gabriel is able to kick out at one. The crowd applauds the great technical display as both competitors engage in a stare-down.
Swagger and Gabriel stand up and go at it in a lock-up, Swagger seeming to overpower before Gabriel lands a shot to the temple. Following with two more shots, Gabriel pushes Swagger into the ropes and Irish whips him; Gabriel bends down to try and lift Swagger up and succeeds, sending Jack into the air and landing on his back. Gabriel rushes to make the tag to Miz and both enter the ring to stomp Jack in the corner. Angle rushes in to make the save, landing a forearm to Jayden and sends him over the ropes to the floor. Angle looks to land a few shots to Miz, but the referee steps in and yells at Kurt to get back to his corner. Miz takes advantage and Irish whips Jack into the corner, following it up with a hard swinging clothesline which keeps Jack grounded. Miz continues the assault with stomps to the temple of Jack, forcing the referee to step in and pull Miz away. Miz steps back with a smirk on his face and looks to power through the referee to get back on offense. Jack quickly rolls out of the corner and gets to his feet, timing Miz's turn perfectly to lift him for a POWERFUL sidewalk slam. Jack quickly crawls to the corner and lands a hot tag to Angle.
Kurt steps through the ropes and rushes forward and goes straight for the legs of the Miz, hoping for an ankle lock! The Miz continues to roll and make it hard for Kurt to lock it in and gives enough time for Gabriel to run in and land a forearm smash to Kurt to end the attempt. Kurt flies into the ropes and sees Gabriel coming again, bending down and tossing Jayden out of the ring. The Miz comes right at Angle and receives the same fate as he gets tossed to the outside as well! Angle screams in triumph as the crowd cheers the rushes off the ropes and lands a suicide dive on the outside to Jayden and the Miz! The crowd goes nuts as the three competitors lay on the outside with Swagger the only man in the match standing. Taking his time, he steps down and grabs the Miz and throws him into the ring before grabbing his partner and doing the same to keep the match flowing before turning his attention to beat down on Gabriel. The referee does his best to keep order as Miz and Kurt exchange blows in the center of the ring. Jack stops his attack and gets to his corner as Gabriel looks to do the same.
Miz and Kurt continue their exchange before Miz counters one of Kurts attempts and lands a few backhands to the chest of Angle, forcing him back. Miz grabs the hand of Kurt and Irish whips the "American Hero" off the ropes and lands an amazing standing dropkick. The Miz goes for the cover but only gets a two count, taking out his anger with a few shots to the head of Angle. Miz drags Angle by the head to his corner to tag in Gabriel. Both start landing blows before Gabriel takes over and lands blow after blow to the head of Angle. Suddenly, he lands a HARD knee to the stomach and pulls Angle into the center of the ring and wraps the HEAD LOCKING IN THE NARCOTIC GUILLOTINE CHOKE! The crowd is standing, waiting to see if Angle will tap out to the submission. Angle works fast to get to his corner, Swagger on the bottom rope reaching out as far as he can to try and get the tag, eager to get in. Angle drops to his knees and looks ready to give but keeps fighting through, the crowd screaming with the tension taking over. Finally, Angle's arm starts to seep as the referee bends down to do the three-arm check before calling a KO.
ONE!
The crowd counts along as Angle's arm falls, the referee lifting it to check again.
TWO!
Jack's face looks in fear as Kurt's arm falls again, Gabriel looking pleased as the referee goes for the final check.
THR-NOOO!
Angle's arm holds strong, the crowd jumping up and down at the resilience as Gabriel tries to clutch the head tighter. Angle's scream can be heard throughout the arena as he powers through and with all of his strength LIFTS GABRIEL UP OVER HIS HEAD AND HITS THE ANGLE SLAM!!! Both competitors look out but Angle starts to roll to the side and lands the HOT tag to Swagger, who slips through the ropes and grabs Gabriel before he can make the tag and locks in the ankle lock!
Miz, doesn't wish to wait and rushes in to deliver a boot to the face of Swagger. He rushes towards Angle but is LIFTED OFF HIS FEET OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS FLAT ON THE FLOOR! Angle and Swagger look to each other and nod as both stand and stalk over Gabriel, who's slow to stand. The All American Heroes get into position and a soon as Gabriel's up Angle slips underneath, lifts him up and spins to Jack as they hit THE AMERICAN DREAM FINISHER!! The crowd cheers loudly as Kurt rolls away and Swagger lifts the leg to land a three count.
Singles Match: Punk v Mendoza
CM Punk and Jessica Mendoza make their respective entrances to the ring and prepare themselves for the match ahead. The crowd is eager with excitement with the ringing of the bell to signal that this action packed match has started. Punk circles around Jessica, tactfully observing his opponent and deciding which direction he should come from. Jessica grins and decides that she’s not going to wait for Punk to decide when he wants to attack and instead rushes him into a clinch and begins to fight for dominance. Punk is pushed against the ropes by Jessica who repeatedly drives her knees into the gut of Punk. Jessica drags him to the middle of the ring and hits a clothesline which drops Punk to the ground with a loud thud. Punk catches his breath whilst Jessica puts him in an armbar. Being a submission specialist, Punk easily counters the maneuver and breaks the hold, taking a vertical base. He spends no time waiting as he delivers a skullcracking kick to the head of Jessica which throws her off balance and leaves her dazed to which Punk follows up with a rolling senton. Punk is quick on his feet and lifts Jessica with him. Showing off his athleticism, Punk delivers multiple kicks to the core and limbs of Jessica before finishing off with a dropkick.
To try and slow the assault, Jessica rolls out of the ring and licks her wounds. An angry Punk hangs over the ropes yelling for her to get back in the ring to which she responds to with a throat thrust which reels Punk back to the ring. With possible momentum found, Jessica slides into the ring and charges with a Lou Thesz Press and unleashes her fury on Punk’s skull. Punk guards his face but Jessica drives her knee into his gut which forces his hands to come down to protect his gut. Jessica once again takes advantage of the situation and rakes Punk in the eye which is followed by complaints from the referee. Jessica snaps at the ref and sits Punk up before locking in a sleeperhold which brings the question to the crowd, can she end this match now?
A minute into the hold, Punk’s face starts to turn blue as he struggles to breathe and keep conscious. His fingers searching the area in front of him for any possible escape from her grasp. His legs start to move from under him, trying to maneuver his way out from the hold. Luckily, Punk manages to get to his feet slowly but only to be put back down by a kick to the back of the knee from Jessica. The life starts to leave Punk while the ref checks to see whether or not he has passed out but as the crowd sees that Punk has some life left in him, they start to cheer him on and he uses their momentum for an advantage. When he gathers enough strength, Punk pushes the two of them all the way back to a corner and repeatedly bashes Jessica against the corner until she lets go. Punk quickly turns around and his repeated elbow strikes before irish whipping Jessica to the other corner. The crowd erupts knowing what’s coming as Punk follows right behind Jessica and drives a high knee to the face in the corner followed by his trademark bulldog.
Punk taunts Jessica and the crowd as he waits for Jessica to stand up who is caught in his clutches as he this the Anaconda Vise, to which when locked in he yells, “Let me show you how you make someone tap out!” With vigor, Punk uses all of his strength on the vise, Jessica’s legs flail as she struggles to try and break free. The ref slides in right next to them watching Jessica closely as she tries to find a way out but the hold is too much and Jessica finds herself tapping out to the Vise declaring CM Punk the winner of this bout.
Backstage, Amiee Vaughan had burst into an office with authority as she saw Delta Madison at her desk. When Delta saw Amiee’s presence in the room, she looked over at her and leaned back in her swivel chair with her arms crossed looking at Amiee.
Amiee Vaughan: How could this happen?
Delta Madison: Knock, Knock... Whose there? Amiee Vaughan? Oh come on in. How can I help you?
Delta swang to chair forward so she was closer to the desk and closer to Amiee who was leaning up against the desk with both hands on each side of it. Amiee disregarded Delta’s so called sarcasm about her forceful arrival and continued on with her problem.
Amiee Vaughan: I’m booked in a tag team match and my partner is Debra.... DEBRA!
Delta Madison: Is that a problem to you madam?
Amiee Vaughan: Debra... Debra is old enough to be my mother! How that old wrench is still be wrestling? Why hasn’t she died? I refuse to be teamed up with that woman so I’m walking out on the match, I want nothing to do with it and there is nothing that could stop me.
Amiee tilted her head with a mocking smile upon her face, challenging Delta’s reaction. After a brief pause awaiting Delta’s thoughts on Amiee’s decision, Delta pushed the chair from behind her and stood up. She leaned up against the table with her hands on each side getting closer to Amiee. A stern look came upon Delta’s face showing she wasn’t going to back down and she was ready to challenge Amiee.
Delta Madison: If you decide to walk out on this match.... You’ll be suspended without pay indefinitely. You don’t want your EWN run to end prematurely like the previous two companies you were in would you?
Amiee appeared to be shocked at Delta’s threat but then a smug look came up on her face. Delta is probably pulling her strings that is what it has to be. Delta wouldn’t have the fortitude to suspended Amiee. Delta instantly knew what Amiee was thinking and got in closer where both their faces were inches apart.
Delta Madison: Try me...
Amiee backed away with a self aware grin upon her face. This wasn’t over not by a long shot as Amiee was once again testing Delta’s authority around here. The camera panned on to Delta staring at Amiee leaving the room.
Femme Fatale Tag Team Match: “Miss V” Amiee Vaughan & “The Master of Puppies” Debra vs. Candice Michelle & AJ Lee[/b]
Debra starts the match with Candice Michelle as the male fans give off some wolf whistles as the match gets underway. Debra would tie up with Michelle and would take the advantage to stomp onto Candice’s left foot. As Candice would reach for her foot Debra would push her over to the mat. Debra would grab one leg and lock in the Figure Four Leg Lock. The fans “Wooooo!” as Debra pull back but Michelle would use her strength to break the hold. Debra picks Michelle up by the hair but plants her boot heel into the center of Michelle’s back bringing her head bouncing ageist the mat. Debra backs off as Michelle gets to her feet once again. Debra would tackle her down with a spear and bang Michelle’s head ageist the mat. Debra would use a mounted choke on Michelle however the reff would soon break it. Debra would use the time to walk over and tag in “Miss V” Amiee Vaughn. Michelle would then use the time to tag in her partner AJ Lee. AJ runs in and Amiee tries to clothesline her down but Lee ducks under her arm and comes back clotheslining her to the mat. AJ Lee heads uptop and comes off with a missile dropkick on Amiee Lee. Lee slowly gets to her feet and throws some fist at Vaughn. She would then use an arm drag and when Amiee tried to charge again she would eat a roundhouse kick from Lee as Lee sets the pace for this match.
AJ whips her into the turnbuckle and comes running in to hit a hurricanrana on Vaughn. AJ Lee once again heads to the top rope. AJ comes flying off with a fist drop on Vaughn which adds some pain to Amiee’s face. AJ Lee would then wait and help Amiee to once knee only to hit a shinning wizard on her. She covers Amiee 1…………………………………2…………………………………………… Debra comes in and pulls AJ off. AJ Lee would walk towards Debra and start to bad mouth her as Amiee would come running across the ring and shoulder block AJ’s right knee. As the knee buckles AJ falls to the other on the mat. Amiee would smirk and walk over to AJ. AJ grips her knee as Amiee would grab the top rope and bring her boot down on the throat of AJ as the reff would yell at her and Amiee backs off. But Amiee didn’t back up to far before she ran in and kicked Lee in the stomach. Amiee would then push her out of the ring with her boot. The reff would start to count “1……………………………..2……………….. “ Lee still clutches her stomach. “….3…………………………….4……………………………..5…” Candice Michelle looks worried as the reff would reach 6. “………………………7……………….8..” But Then Lee would slide under the bottom rope much to the dislike of “Miss V” and Debra. As Lee tried to get to her feet Amiee would use the Eat This (Spinning Heel Kick) and it connects as Vaughn goes for the pin, 1…………………………………………….2……………………………………………. KICKOUT!
AJ is breathing for life as Amiee trys to drag her by the arm to the center of the ring she would be kicked in the head as Amiee fell to the mat. Both women would cheer on their tag partners as “Miss V” makes the tag to Debra before Lee makes the hot tag to Candice Michelle. Candice charges at Debra taking her to the mat and Vaughn trys to sneak attack but meets the same fate. Candice then turns her attention to Debra and throws her into the corner. The fans would cheer as Candice ran and hit a hand spring elbow bulldog to Debra. Candice would try to get the pin by hooking the leg 1…………………… But Debra quickly shoots the shoulder up. Candice however thinks of her next move fast as she bulls Debra up and runs to the ropes Sugar Rush and she hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………………………… Kickout! Candice trys picking Debra up but would receive a hard slap from her. Candice would stumble to her corner and AJ Lee would touch her hand being tagged in. However Debra saw this and grabbed AJ Lee using a snapmare to the center of the ring. She would grab her arms and push her knee into AJ’s back stretching her arms out. However the fans and Candice would motivate AJ to get back to a knee however Debra would not allow her to get to both feet and drive her knee into AJ’s back.
Debra would try to lock in a single leg crab however AJ Lee would not let her turn her. So instead Debra held onto AJ’s left leg and brought her elbow down it. Debra would then hook the leg hoping this would be enough 1……………………………………………………2………………………………… Lee shoots her left arm of the mat. Candice hits the turnbuckle trying to cheer her partner back up. Debra comes over and trys to pick AJ Lee up but AJ Lee shoves her back. AJ stumbles forward to whip Debra to the ropes as she bounces off AJ Lee hits a spinning wheel kick onto her. AJ struggles as he leg is really bothering her at the moment. Candice is asking for Lee to tag her in however AJ has something to prove here tonight. Debra approaches her and gets schoolgirled, 1……………….2…………………………3! The Bell rings and Candice enters the ring as she helps AJ Lee to her feet and gives her a hug as the two ladies both have the win tonight.
Superstar Singles Match: Triple H vs Fear[/b]
As the match kicks off, Fear circles around with Triple H, the two staring one another down, eye to eye. Eventually, they close in, H going for a knee to the gut while Fear goes for an elbow to the head, causing them both to release and stagger off from one another. A few paces around the ring, they eventually close in again, both going for a strike, the same result, both move away as they connect together.
Eventually, they both realise the flaw and, closing in, they lock up. At first, they struggling in the centre of the ring, trying to get a firm hold, before Fear ducks, wrapping arms around Triple H and lifting, up into the air before falling forward and slamming down, planting him down back first in a bearhugging spinebuster. Quickly following it up, Fear goes for a cover, however finds the kickout breaking at 2. Not nearly enough, he begins to stomp at H's gut, boot after boot, before H reaches up, grabbing Fear's foot and shoving him off.
As Fear goes rolling, H gets to his feet, waiting for his opponent to charge across the ring and, as he gets close, finds himself being hooked, H jumping in the air, he lands with foot and knee to the mat, bouncing Fear's skull against the knee that stays raised. Somewhat dazed, H follows it up with a sudden clothesline to the throat, flooring Fear with force. Quickly covering, H expects a win, one, two, no! Kickout! As he gets to his feet, he grabs Fear by the shoulders, pulling him up to his head and dragging him in, setting up to finish the match off.
However, before he can complete the move, he becomes distracted by a certain someone - Jaydan Gabriel, having jumped the crowd barrier, climbs to the apron, shouting and calling on H, mocking phrases not picked up on mic. Letting Fear go, Hunter closes in on Jaydan, trying to take a shot - missing as Gabriel hops down. He eventually turns around in the ring, only to be met by waiting opposition, Fear hooks his head, ducks down and drags Hunter back into a fierce Eat Shit and Die (swinging reverse STO). Bouncing Triple H's head on the mat, he's covered soon after, Fear picking up the one, two, three. However, even as the bell rings, his eyes do not leave Jaydan, still outside, smug with his handiwork.
Main Event - Superstar Singles Match: "The Rated R Superstar" Edge vs. "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels[/u]
The match begins with both men staring each other down across the ring. The both hesitate to act, wanting to wait and counter the other. After a couple seconds, Daniels rushes off the ropes and looks to hit a clothesline, Edge easily steps aside but watches the trap unfold as Daniels springboards off the middle rope into a beautiful crossbody which catches Edge off guard. Daniels looks to keep a high tempo going by going off the ropes again while Edge stays low and Daniels hops over him, bouncing off the ropes again and LANDS RIGHT INTO A SPEAR BY EDGE! The crowd is stunned by the sudden finisher and further explodes when Daniels kicks out a two! Edge sits up and stares at the referee, shaking his head and picks Daniels up by the head.
Edge lands a few shots to the head but Daniels tries to fight back. He whiffs on a shot as Edge ducks underneath and picks up Daniels and drops him with an electric chair drop! Daniels looks out as Edge gets up and kneels over him, continuing his flurry of hits to the face of Daniels. Daniels catches an arm of Edge though and tries to power him to the mat and lock in a crossface submission. Edge does his best and breaks from the clutch, allowing Daniels back to his feet as both men lock up instantaneously. Both men power through to a stalemate, neither able to overpower the other. Edge eventually shoves Daniels into the corner and attempts an Irish whip but is countered by Daniels who whips Edge and answers with a running high knee in the corner! Edge falls right into the arm of Daniels who lands the reverse STO and locks in the Kogi clutch right after! The crowd cheers on the competitors as Daniels tightens the hold, yet Edge uses his in-ring awareness and crawls his way to the ropes and forces the break.
Daniels rolls away and runs off the ropes and lands a dropkick to the face of Edge which forces him under the ropes to the outside. Daniels plays to the crowd and goes off the ropes again and jumps to the top rope and launches to the outside and lands the springboard plancha to a stunned Edge! Both men lay hurt on the outside as the referee begins his count. The crowd cheers on both superstars as they fight their way to their feet. Eventually they make it but instead of rolling into the ring they begin trading blows on the outside. The referee gets to six before Edge gets the advantage and slams Daniels into the mat and rolls him inside, following close behind. Daniels gets to his feet and looks to hit Edge again but whiffs and gets caught up in the EDGE-UCUTION (lifting DDT)!! Edge makes the cover aaaaaand TWO! Daniels' foot gets to the rope to stop the count, causing Edge to get to his feet and grab at his hair in frustration. He makes his way to a corner and squats down, trying to signal another Spear, causing the crowd to get to their feet. Daniels gets up but sees the charge coming and side steps, causing the "Rated R Superstar" to spear the ring post instead. Edge rears back in pain and turns into Daniels who lifts up Edge right into the Death Valley Driver!
The "Fallen Angel" gets up and looks to the crowd, wanting to end it now. He positions Edge near a turnbuckle and climbs to the top, the crowd getting ready for what's about to come. Daniels finally stands in position and jumps once, twice and launches to hit the BME (Best Moonsault Ever); but it's COUNTERED BY EDGE WHO GETS UP AND SPEARS DANIELS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! The crowd explodes at the surprise as Edge gathers Daniels and rolls him up for the three-count..[/center]
