Post by Pat on Mar 15, 2011 21:23:28 GMT -5
OT: Alright everyone sorry about the show so late. Allot of our writers are out at the moment. We appreciate all of those who stayed calm and promise that we will have things back to normal soon.
Pat
Chris Jericho's theme hits as soon as the show opens up. Out with smug wide grin on his face, he just inches closer and closer to the ring. Not teasing the crowd, approaching them, none of that, Chris makes it up the stairs to the ring and gets in, immediately grabbing a mic and speaking.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Jericho-holics of all ages, sizes and weight classes. Welcome to the second, count em, one two, second. Show of the brand new wrestling promotion, also knows as, EWN, the Elite Wrestling Network, aye kay aye, also known as, The Wrestling News Station. I come to each and every one of you, with some bad news, as well as some good news, so lets quit the foreplay and get straight to the task at hand."
Jericho puts his mic down and stares into the crowd. A sudden pop occurs and wide grin crawls upon Jericho's face.
"For those of you who don't know, my boss, Ivory, she is Missing in Action. MIA, she's gone. Poof, nowhere to be fond, and trust me, I've looked under every rock for her, I even looked under THE Rock for her, much to my surprise she was nowhere to be found. That's the bad news...The Good news..."
Jericho pauses sincerely and puts on a deep frown, before shrugging it off and speaking loudly.
"The Good news is I'M In charge now, baby! And what that means is.."
The music hits, causing the crowd to stand on their feet, cheering as the man himself emerges from the curtain, standing at the top of the ramp, mic in hand, he paces the ramp for a moment, glasses covering his eyes, before finally standing still, pointing down to the ring.
"WoooahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahWOAH! Woah! The Rock, does NOT, remember EVER sayin' that! Nonono, The Rock, KNOWS, he didn't ever say that!"
Beginning down the ramp, Rock keeps his attention focused on the man in the ring, getting closer and closer. His hand now swinging by his side, Rock raises his brow during the entire journey, swaggering his way down the ramp.
"Chris Jericho, do you really THINK, that The Rock is just gonna let you waltz in on his company, waltz in because Ivory is MIA, just walk right in, and TAKE power? Chris Jericho, is that what you think?"
Sliding under the bottom rope, Rock hops to his feet, pacing back and forth in the ring as he waits for Jericho to answer, staring him down, head never turning, only his body.
"Well Rock, with all due respect, I thi-"
"It doesn't MATTER what you think! The fact is, Jericho, this is The Rock's company, The Rock's playground - and when Ivory is gone, The Rock takes complete control! Aaand another thing! What in the blue heeell were you doing?! Lookin' under The Rock?! Huh?! What, did ya just sneak into his hotel room, reaach under the covers, and then GRAB The Rock by the thigh?! 'Oh Rocky, I'm just lookin' for Ivory- Oh my what big strudel you have!' What the hell is wrong with you, you sick freak! Gah!"
Shaking his head as he begins to pace once more, Rock looks out into the crowd, adjusting his shades so they sit right on his face, waiting for Jericho to respond or react.
"That's funny, you know all too well that if you talk a big game, over and over and over again, you're full of jabroni. In your case, you always go on and on about "how big da Rocks strudel" is. Whoa whoa, easy there, blah blah blah, Rock, enough, you have a tiny winky , it's okay, what, you think that because you wear sunglasses and have the same routine every week you're supposed to be physically proportionate? I'm convinced I could do a better Rock than you, in fact.."
Jericho quickly snatches Rock's Sunglasses from his face and steps away, sliding them on himself, fixing his hair and pacing around the ring.
"Excuse The Y2J for one second, and allow me.."
Jericho steps into the center of the ring and gets into stance, immediately going full on Rock.
"...FINALLY~~~ THE Y2J HAS COME BACK~~~ TO...Orrrrrrrr---Lannn---doooo--- Now, The Y2J has some business to attend to, one, The Rock. Now, Rock you think its just okay for you to come out here and Interrupt Y2J? That you're some kind of hot shot, because you own the place, you have this pre-conceived notion that you're my boss? Rock, let The Y2J tell you something. I'm not yours to order, nah nah nah, wait, Rock, you just assume that because you're Co-Owner of EWN that you have some sort of say over The Y2J? Well let the Y2J let you in on a little secret."
Jericho takes Rock's sunglasses off and stares straight into his eyes.
"The Rock can kiss my ass.....IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE Y2J.....Is Cookin'"
Raising his brow, Rock stares at Jericho for a moment, before grinning. A little applause before raising the mic to his lips.
"Cute, cute, Jericho is impersonating his idol - it's adoreable, really, but you're doin' it all wrong, it goes like this..
A leg behind him, one in front, Rock lowers his head, raising the mic to his face once again.
FINALLY..THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK! TO FLO-RIDA! Ya see Jericho, The Rock is home, and that means that if you're not careful, The Rock will take that quiff of yours clean off, squuueeeeeeeze it into a little ball, shiiiiine it up reaal good, turn it sideways, eat your vitamins, say your prayers and shove it straight up your monkey ass! It doesn't matter who you are, Chris Jericho - whether you're the General Manager, the Junior Manager, the Equipment Manager, the Ticket Manager, hell, it doesn't even matter if you're the lover of the assistant of the coffee maker for the Manager of setting up the ropes! This IS, The Rock's show, not Y2J's, not Y2B's, not Y2yourcandyasskicked! So, the Rock has only one thing to say to you, Chris Jericho! Know your damn role, and shut, your damn, mouth!"
Pacing back and forth the ring once more, the crowd continue to cheer, Rock taking his glasses back from Jericho, placing them neatly back on his face, stopping once again in the ring.
"So, a quick recap, Jericho! If you don't like it, take your little monkey ass, walk it, straaiiight up that ramp, turn to your left - toward the parking lot - cliimb into your clown car, drive yourself home, cry yourself to sleep, and don't even THINK, of showin' back up on The Rock's show again! If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLL..."
With that..
Edge's theme suddenly blares through the speakers, his face curiosity written. His eyes hidden by his shades, rockin' his wrestling gear and coat, moving closer and closer to the ring. Finally sliding under the bottom rope and hoping up, grabbing a mic and speaking immediately
"Know your roll? Rock, know your roll? You're so quick to tell people to know their rolls, but what if they don't know their roll? Hmm? You look, you look a little confused, let me explain this to you."
Edge paces for a minute thinking, before stopping suddenly and standing straight in front of The Rock.
"Last week, get a close 2 after a spear on either you or Jayden. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, what happened? Oh yea, not only did I spear you twice, I won the match, after what was it? A Spear right? I jumped your hoops, now Rock, Know your roll, and name me head of this brand."
Taking his glasses off, Rock stares up the ramp, tensing as he's interrupted for the second time by Edge, shaking a little where he stands, eyes bulging from his head, before finally raising the mic to his mouth.
"Sssour cream and an ice cream sammich, Corner! What the hell are you doing?! Interrupting The Rock for a second time while he verbally whoops Y2Jabroni's ass?! 'I speared you Rock, I speared you'! The Rock knows what happened, The Rock was there! You don't need to remind The Rock..damnit.."
Putting his glasses back on, Rock turns to Jericho, raising a hand to him, motioning to do nothing.
"Just..stay right there, do, NOTHING, until The Rock is done, got it Skippy? Good..now..Corner! You want your place, The Rock gets that, The Rock made a deal with you, The Rock gets that too - The Rock's a man of his word, The Rock's fair, so, at the pay per view? You'll be leading The Rock's team into war. Ya' happy?"
"Whoa Whoa whoa whoa whao, wait a second junior. You don't order me around. The Rock. The Rock says this, The Rock says that, on and on and on, you know what, The Rock, do us all a favor and Pulease, Shut! The Hell! Up!"
Jericho shakes his head and moves between Rock and Edge, sizing up Edge, while a soft grin reaches his face.
"The Rock you say Edge interrupted you, that's taboo right? Let's get one thing clear, you interrupted me first, which in turn means you, Edge, interrupted me as well. So you know what, Edge, you're head of Fight? Heh.."
Jericho grins smugly and drops his mic, leaving the ring and walking up the ramp. Taking his shades off once more, The Rock paces before smirking a little himself, heading up to the ropes, leaning on them and pointing to Jericho.
"Hey! Woahwoahwoahwoah woah woah woah woah! Chris! Jericho! You're right, while Ivory is out, you SHOULD be in charge - but it's cool, The Rock made this a joint show, right? So, you just go to your car, put the key in the ignition, and drive yourself doown jabroni lane, go on back to your room in the Smackdown hotel and take the night off! In fact, until Ivory is back? Take EVERY night off - it's all good, The Rock got Delta to help out! Yeah! Oh, and hey, Chris? If you ever get too big for your boots again? The Rock will slap you so far into unemployment you'll need to take up dancin' at the dirty old ladies club, IF YA SMEEEEELLL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS!...Cookin'."
"Wait, wait, wait, Rock, you can't fire me. You own this place right? That's all well in good, it really is, but you need me. You can raise all the eye brows, cock all the legs, layeth the smackdown on who ever you want. But you need me The Rock. You need Chris Jericho, and if you fire me, you know what I'll do? I'll take EWN...shine it up real nice...turn that sum bitch sideways and stick it straight up, your candy ass! You know what, I'll do you one better jackass, and that's the bottom line, cause Y2J said so!"
Shaking his head, Edge immediately barrages in.
"Shut up, both of you, just, shut up. This is a wrestling federation, not bring your ego to work day. Yeah, Chris, I'm head of Fight, that means your brand has no fighting chance. None. And Rock, grow up."
"Corner, shut up, the adults are talking, understand? Good. Jericho, The Rock isn't firing you! No! Maybe, just perhaps, you didn't hear The Rock right! The Rock's giving you, the night off! The Rock is being a nice guy, and letting you rest up - now why don't you take your "assclown" self, and get the hell outta' The Rock's sight, before he takes your head, shoves it up Corner's monkey ass, then take's his head, and shoves it up your ass! It'll be like..modern art. A Rockterpiece! Yeah! The Rock can see it now! In some French art museum somewhere, the two of you muffling while you eat one anothers BS all day, passers by admiring, taking photos to show to the folks back home! The Rock'll call it.."Opening a can of whoopass"!"
"You're in no position to tell me what to do. You see, I've whipped your ass, but you know what, Rock, Chris and I are gonna do you a favor, we're gonna allow you to bury us, by all means, go right ahead. You'll regret it, I assure you."
Edge hops out of the ring and grins at the Rock, turning around and walking up the ramp with Jericho, behind the curtain.
Show Opener, Superstars Fatal Four Way Match: “The Ink’d-Up Xtremist” Rex Howlett vs. Matt Sydal vs. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels vs. The Miz
What a big 4 way we have to kick off the show tonight. The Miz walks up to Daniels bad mouthing him and slaps him across the face. Daniels grips his face as Miz would grab him and lock Daniels into a headlock working on “The Fallen Angels” neck. Daniels goes to a knee and Miz would lock in a STF trying to get him to tap out. However the big man “The Ink’d-Up Extremeist” Rex Howelett would pull him off Daniels. Little did he know Sydal was sitting up top. Rex turns around and is hit with a Double Diving Knee Drop to the standing Rex taking him to the mat. Sydal would then get up and quickly run up the turnbuckle and come off with a beautiful moonsault to the down Howlett. Sydal rolls off gripping his ribs as Howlett grabs his. Sydal slowly crawls to the corner and pulls himself up and jumps off the turnbuckle. Sydal delivers Fall From Grace (Standing Moonsault)….. just he also gets Howlett’s knees to the gut as he does. Rex would slowly get back to a standing base . Rex would stomp away on Sydal wearing the man down. Sydal would then stop back and drop an elbow on the stomach of Sydal. He would then move down by his flip and lock in a Cloverleaf trying to make him tap. Sydal looks like he might but before he can Miz would run up and clothesline Rex off Sydal. The Miz would taunt to him to get up but Rex was ready and came up to low blow the Miz. The reef didn’t catch it attending to Sydal at the moment. Little did he see Daniels sneak up behind Rex and do the same thing to him. Rex would fall over as Daniels walked over to Sydal pushing the reff away from him. Daniels stomps away at the downed and beaten Sydal and stomps his foot into the ribs of Sydal. He then would run into the ropes and hit a springboard moonsault onto Sydal. He hook th leg 1………………………….2………………….. But somehow Sydal kicks out! Daniels thinks fast and runs ageist the rope and hits the BME (The Best Moonsault Ever), 1……………………………2………………………………………………………3! Miz was looking to break it up but Rex grabbed his leg not allowing him to do just that.
Femme Fatale Singles Match: "Princess of Punx" Trixie Callaway w/ Milyna Max vs. “Harjuku Barbie” Nicki Minaj
Nicki mouths off to Trixie to start the match. Nicki would then take the chance to poke the “Princess of Punx” in between the eyes as Trixi clutches her face. Nicki would take the chance to go around behind her and hit a flashback causing the blinded girl to the mat. The “Harjuku Barbie” goes for the pin. 1………………………………………………2………………………………………………….. Kickout before what would have been a quick match. Nicki picks Trxie up but it becomes a mistake as Trixie would elbow her in the gut getting away from her. Trixie would walk up to her and hit a DDT on Nicki. Trixie trys to lock in the TRIX AIN’T FOR KIDS… but Nicki would not allow her to so instead Trixie brought her left leg down on her throat. Trixie would stand up and grab her legs trying to lock in the Boston Crab on Nicki. However Nicki would roll through with a small package. 1……………2……… NO! Nicki and Trxie are back up to their feet as both women run at each other and Nicki would hit a DDT of her own on Callaway. Nicki hooks the leg 1……………………………2……………………… Trixie shoots the arm up to end the count. Nicki would quickly pull her to her feet and kick her in the gut and hits the MASSIVE ATTACK (Stratusfaction). The cover 1………………..2……………………Kickout!
Nicki seems frustrated as she pulls The “Princess of Punx” up only to pay for it when Trixie pulls her into the DDT. Trixie would think fast and lock in a Bridging Grapevine STF. Minja would panic as she would start to look around her. She would eventually kick her foot under the bottom rope as the reef had her break it. Nicki slides out under the bottom rope and trys to regroup on the floor as the reef starts to count. “1………………..2……………….3…………………..4…………………………5…………..6…..”. Trixie would step through the middle rope but regret it as Nicki would pull her off the apron and to the floor. Nicki gos behind Trixie and would hit a bridging suplex. This stuns Trxie as Nicki rolls her under the bottom rope and back into the ring. Nicki walks back up the steps and into the ring. Nicki seems to have Trxie hurting her folks. Nicki walks to Trixie… but it’s a setup small package! 1…………..2…….3!
Jaydan’s theme song “Comprachicos’ by Pendulum blares through the P.A system as he emerges from the curtains with a smug grin on his face walking down the ramp and then climbing into the ring. He reaches over for a microphone and paces a bit and then raising the microphone up to his lips and beginning to talk after his theme song died down.
“I feel great, I feel on top of the world right now, because last week I stood up against the atrocity of a man that calls himself ‘The Game’. My involvement in the match was not exactly a random act to get attention. This was my way to show Triple H that I’m not going to back down from someone who talks trash about me. For those people who don’t know the things that Triple H said about me, he claimed that I wasn’t ready for the big times. Me, Jaydan Gabriel not ready for the big times?"
Jaydan shook his head in utter disbelief over Triple H’s claims. The fans thought otherwise and cheered siding with Triple H’s statement. The fans begun chanting "Triple H" and a few "Jaydan Sucks” chants were heard. Jaydan rubbed his chin to let everything sink in and then begun to talk again.
“You moronic fans believe The Shame’s words? You believe I’m not ready for ‘mainevent’ status? This is beyond ridiculous. I don’t think it’s my fault, just look at me! I have the talent, intelligence and good looks around here. I just think the previous companies I were in over looked me because they couldn’t handle the talent I possessed and booked me down the card. I’m quite sick of the treatment and I’m going to make a stand and my first target is going to be the man himself, Triple H. I’m going to do what every single wrestler has always wanted to do, I’m going to do that will further my cement my status as a maineventer in this company. I’m going to drive a stake into the legend of The Game. I’ll be the one sending Triple H into retirement and wishing that he never tried to claim I wasn’t ready for the big times. This time Hun—“
At this time Jaydan was interrupted by familiar music when Triple H comes out from behind the curtain and stands there for a little bit before making his way to the ring. He grabs a microphone as he climbs the steps, and gets into the ring. The fans are cheering for triple H hardcore with chants like "Lay him out" and "Save us h-u-n-ter".
"You are very lucky I don't just beat your ass right now in this ring!"
The crowd erupts.
"Jaydan...you know..I can deal with you talking crap on me, Hell...you can even deface my locker room, and even flip me off, but when you caused me to lose my match...THATS when you crossed the line. You see all of the people in this arena know it, You know it, I know it, And Everyone at home knows it....You...are a LOSER!I have said it before and I’ll say it again...Loser.."
Hunter paces in the ring as he continues to speak.
"You know Jaydan, What you did last week proved me right you didn't make an impact by just coming to ringside. All you did was piss me off!
You think your tough stuff? You think you’re as good as me...I am the cerebral assassin. I am that damn good. What makes you think you even have a chance of "Putting me on the shelf"?
Hunter took the mic from his mouth and motioned for Jaydan to speak. Jaydan pondered what Triple H said for a few moments. He raised the microphone to his lips with a cunning grin upon his face.
“That was my intentions Trispy, to piss you off. I’m not here to play a game and play fair around here. You have been in this wrestling business for a long time, winning world championships left and right, making a name for yourself. But during your time you always did one thing... Shit on whoever tried to steal your spot. I could be here forever naming names but one thing is for sure someone needs to take a stand. This is the EWN a brand new company and a brand new start for me. You asked me if I have a chance of putting you on the shelf? Well let’s see, I’m younger and not really past my prime like you are. I’m not hanging on to a gimmick for the past decade to stay over with the fans. These people may eat your shit up week in and week out because they want to hang on the last few shreds of the glorious attitude era. I’m here to start a new initiative around here and this is the youth movement because I’m the future in this company and my future will start now and you will be my stepping stone...”
Jaydan inched closer to Triple H getting into his face, showing his determination and courage that he was being serious. Suddenly Jaydan had raised his arm and gave Triple H a hard slap across his face initiating a physical battle. Hunter takes the slap. He slowly looks to the fans and smiles.
"Ya know Jaydan....Normally when someone slaps me, I would beat the hell out of that person. Lucky for you the rock asked me to try not to hit back if you strike me.
It sure if funny that for a guy past his prime I can still kick ass with the best of them. As for all of the fans that cheer me week in, and week out is because I respect them...hell I party with them after the shows, They are like my extended family."
The crowd cheers loudly and hunter points to the crowd before continuing.
"Jaydan..i know you haven't liked me since ZXWWF but you have got to get over it...take some yoga, Learn breathing exercises, or see a shrink to cure your daddy issues."
The crowd bursts out laughing.
"Or maybe I should just..."
Hunter shoots off a big right hand and aims it right for Jayden’s head. Jaydan takes the hit and then retaliates by tackling Triple H down starting the physical fight between them. After a few moments of both of them trying to get the upper hand some officials come out to try and stop the two from doing anymore damage to each other. Both of them are spitting out verbal abuse to each other as they are separated.
Fatale Triple Threat Match: Michelle McCool w/ Layla vs. “The Sexiest of Sexy” Mayrse vs. Syren
We start this match with Michelle McCool and “The Sexist of Sexy” Mayrse clotheslining Syren to the mat. Mayrse chooses to step back and watch the match letting Michelle do the dirty work for her. Michelle would grab the top rope bringing her foot down on the throat of Syren as Layla would cheer her friend on. As Michelle was taken off by the reef Layla would slap the face of Syren knocking the taste out of her mouth. She would act incent as Mayrse took the time to walk behind her locking in a full nelson. Which Michelle would struggle with as she started to fade to a knee. Mayrse however would break the hold not wanting it to end just yet. Mayrse would do her signature hair flip and smile as she turned her attention back to McCool as Syren was still regrouping. She would then get down grabbing Michelle’s arms stretching them back and driving her knee into the back of McCool. Michelle would struggle before Syren would walk over and pull Mayrse off Michelle. She would throw Mayrse into the corner. She then starts to stomp away at Mayrse so she is a seated position before making a mudhole and walking it dry. Syren would pull her up and turn her around so her back was to Syren. She then hits the Backstabber on her 1……………………2………………………… Michelle McCool jumps on Syren breaking the count. Michele would try for the Half Boston Crab on Syren but she was having nothing of it. Michelle instead would pick up her leg and slam it into the mat. Layla would cheer as Michelle threw her hands up in the air and the fans would cheer. Michelle would then turn her attention back to Syren. Michelle walks over and locks over the MDAT (Make A Diva Tap, Heel Hook). However Mayrse would drop her elbow into the back of the head of Michelle McCool. Mayrse would stomp away at the back of Michelle taking control of the match again. She would then try to make Michelle tap but Layla would jump on the apron distracting the reef. Mayrse would break the hold and yell in French at Layla as Michelle would try to get back to a vertical base.
However Syren would grab her and toss her outside the ring. Syren walks up behind Mayrse and geos for a schoolgirl 1…………………………………………..2…………………………… Kickout! So close most were on their feet for Syren. Mayrse is back up and runs at Syren who runs at her and both ladies fall with a clothesline to one another. Both women struggle to get to their feet as they crawl to the ropes and grab the middle rope trying to pull them up. Both women come at each other and Mayrse brings her hand back and slaps Syren hard knocking her to the ground from the impact. However “The Flawless Diva” would slide back into the ring and grab Mayrse’s hair and bringing her knee into “The Sexist of Sexy’s” back. Michelle would wait for her as she leaned agiest the ropes and would knock Mayrse again down with a big boot. Michelle waste no time and once again goes for the MADT (Make A Diva Tap (Heel Hook)). However Syren would see this and kick the back of Michelle McCool knocking her off Mayrse. Syren grabs her arms and locks in a Surfboard Strech bringing her foot into the middle of McCool’s back. She would then set her up into The California Dreams. We hear Layla screaming on the outside that she doesn’t want Michelle to give up and for her BFF to hold on. Layla once again gets on the apron as the reef yells at her to get down. Syren would break the hold and walk towards Layla grabbing her hair. This would allow Michelle to run up behind Syren and sweep the leg. Layla would jump down once again and cheer on her BFF. Michelle would walk over Syren and place her neck on the bottom rope as she stood on her back and double stomped Syren’s back. The reef would count as Michelle would step off and pull Syren to her feet. She would then kick her in the gut and hits the FAITHBREAKER! 1………………2……………Kickout! As soon as Michelle would stand Mayrse was all ready for her as she it the French TKO! However Syren runs up behind Mayrse and blind sides her. Syren covers Michelle McCool. 1……………………………………………2…………………………………..3!
Superstar Singles Match: “The Crown Prince” Samuel Chatman vs. “The Game” Triple H
“The Game” and “The Crown Prince stand nose to nose as the bell rings Triple H would use a strong right hand knocking Sam off his feet. Triple H would walk over to him only be met with a blow to the ribs from Samuel. Samuel pulls Triple H into a DDT and could be looking to score the early victory here. He hooks the leg but before the reff could even reach 1 he breaks out of it. Sam would get up and elbow drop the fallen Triple H. Sam grabs the legs of Triple H and flips him over and put him in a Boston Crab. Triple H would struggle for a bit before finding the bottom rope and having the reff break the move. As Sam would get off Triple H would use the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. Sam comes running but gets dumped over the top rope by the guardrail. Triple H would take a few seconds to talk to his fans before heading outside with “The Crown Prince”. Triple H would pick him up and whip him into the ringpost but during the whip attempt Sam would reverse it as the reff would reach the count of 6…………..7………….8.
Sam would quickly slide in and then out to break the count. As he got out he would pick Triple H up and roll him back into the ring. San would set Triple H so his neck was between the bottom rope and apron so he could club him to the apron as Triple H grabbed his neck and Sam got back inside the ring. Sam would suck in the boos from the fans at the Boston Garden. However Triple H would use the ropes to pull himself up as Sam ran at him Triple H would use a Jumping High Knee on him. Sam gets up and gets chopblocked into the corner by “The Game” Triple H. Triple H would lean hi hand back as he lit up Sam’s chest not once… not twice… but three times. The fans would “Wooo” as Sam stumbled forward into the path of “The Game” Triple H and ate a big “Double A” like Spinebuster. Triple H is feeling good as he then picks Sam up and kicks him in the gut, PEDIGREE! 1………………………………………..2……………………………. SAM SHOOTS HIS ELBOW UP to hang in there.
Triple H looks to be livid but takes too much time to worry about things and Sam would take the moment to regroup. Triple H would turn around to see Sam running at him with a big clothesline knocking “The Game” off his feet. Sam goes for the cover 1…………………………………2………………….. Triple H shoots the arm up to the cheers of the fans. In the meantime out in the audience Jaydan Gabriel would walk much to the boos of the fans in attendance. Sam would smile at the site of his old friend. But Triple H trys to get the schoolboy 1……………………….2………………………………. Sam breaks out and Jaydan has hopped the barrier sliding in and blindsiding Triple H causing this match to end on a DQ. Sam and Jayden would start to stomp a mudhole in the back of the fallen Triple H. Sam would pick him up by the arms and have H on his knees. The fans keep booing loudly as Jaydan smirks and talks some smack of his own to the Game as he punches him right across the face and Sam drops him to the matt as he raises Jaydan’s hand to the boos of those in attendance. However outside the ring Triple H would crawl and reach under the ring to pull out a sledgehammer. The fans roar as Triple H slides back into the ring and Jaydan quickly jumps out of the ring. However Sam was not as lucky as Triple H swings the sledgehammer clocking his face with it hard. The Game drives the hammer into the ribs of Sam as Jaydan walks upstairs Triple H points it towards him telling him “You are next.”
Femme Fatale Triple Threat Match: Debra vs. AJ Lee vs. Catalina Mendoza
All three women start by talking about teaming up to take one another out. First Debra and AJ talk about taking Catalina out but AJ wants nothing of it. Next Debra goes to Catalina and ask her if she would be willing to tag up. But she doesn’t want to AJ and her smile as the two ladies grab hands and double clothesline Debra. Catalina then quickly grapples with AJ and jumps up into the air and hits the VIP BOUND (Jumping Corkscrew Roundhouse kick) 1………………………2……………………………. But Debra breaks the count by pulling Catalina off AJ Lee. “The Puppy Queen” grabs the hair of Mendoza and snapmares her to the mat. We get a backstage shot of LayCool who are watching this match from the monitor cheering anyone on but Catalina since they have been feuding. She then locks in the PUPPY PLEASURE! Will Catalina give up? But before she can even think about it AJ Lee is in to pull Debra by the hair off Catalina.
The peppy little diva pulls Debra by the hair and pulls her down into her knees for a back breaker. AJ stands to her feet once again and runs off the ropes and dropkicks the side of Debra’s temple. AJ picks Debra up and shoves her into the corner. She then runs at her and hits APRIL SHOWERS (Sliced Bread Number 2). 1………………………………………………….2…………………………………………………………………… Catalina pulls AJ by her left boot off Debra. We see LayCool backstage and they walk away from the monitor not happy at all. Catalina hooks her arms behind AJ Lee and trys to hit the Cruicfix pin on her but AJ Lee resist and AJ reverses it putting Catalina in a crucifix pin of her own. 1………………………..2……………… But Catalina quickly kicks out. Debra would rush at AJ clotheslining her the top rope for the minute. Catalina trys to spear her down but Debra whips her shoulder first into the ring post. Debra would turn her around in the corner and kick her in the gut as the heel of her boot made marks on Catalina’s stomach. Catalina would be in seated position as the fans cheered knowing what was coming, stinky face to Catalina who doesn’t seem to happy about it. Debra looks down smiling putting her hands above her head to the cheers of the male fans and some girls. She pulls Catalina up to the center of the ring and attempts the ANIMAL WELFARE (Mic Check) but AJ comes in and clubs her to the back causing her to release the hold. AJ Lee then trys to flip Debra and hooks the leg 1……………………………………..2……….. but Debra gets her foot on the rope. AJ would quickly get off and pull Debra to the corner She would ascend the top rope only to be thrown off to the floor by Debra.
Catalina then comes and trys to get the quick schoolgirl rollup on Debra 1……………………………2……………. But Derbra shoots the arm up to break the count. Layla would walk out onto the stage to the boos of the fans catching the attention of Catalina Mendoza. Why she is distracted Debra walks up behind her and sweeps the legs. Meanwhile from the barricade Michelle McCool would jump over and walk over to the time keeper and take Catalina’s Louie Vuitton coat. Catalina would see this but before she could react Debra rolls her up 1……………………………………………………..2…………………………………………………………………….3! LayCool stands on the ramp as Michelle raises the Louie Vuitton coat in her left hand getting the better of Catalina Mendoza tonight.
Superstars Tag Team Match: CM Punk & Fear vs. Jack Swagger & Kurt Angle
The match kicks off with Punk facing the ring from Angle. The two lock up and begin a quick exchange of grapple holds, headlocks, arm wrenches, hammerlocks, back and forth for leverage and advantage. Eventually, Angle appears to get the upper hand, however trying to charge Punk into the corner with a hammerlock, Punk ducks under a rope, managing to get himself out of the ring, leaving Angle at the corner. However, not focusing on the nearest threat, he finds himself being caught by an elbow to the back of the head by Fear, keeping him in the corner as Punk slides back in, lining up and charging, slamming him with a Shining Wizard to the back of the head before dragging him backwards, Russian Leg Sweeping him and going for a pin. One, two! No! Angle kicks out!
Punk slowly gets to his feet, turning away with hands on hips, spinning back around as Angle gets to his feet. However, Punk attempts to capitalize, missing out as he throws a chop, ducked by Kurt, he hooks Punk by the hips, tossing him backwards with a fierce, planting German Suplex, charging across the ring and tagging in Swagger. Kurt switches out as Jack climbs in, quickly going for stomps on the back of Punk, keeping him floored for the time being.
Eventually, Punk manages to roll onto his back, gripping the stomping foot and tugging it away, flooring Jack. As he stumbles back, Jessica Mendoza comes charging to the ring, trying to distract Punk, apparently succeeding. Unfortunately, as she does so, she forgets to pay attention to Fear, who has had little action so far the night, he hops from the apron, stepping in, he clotheslines her brutally, shouting at her as she hits the deck.
At this point, Kurt is back to help finish it off and, as he and Jack begin to line up, Fear slides into the ring quickly. They turn to one another and gaze, Punk back turned, spins around just in time to spot them charging, scooping Swagger onto his shoulders in a reversal as Fear ducks and grabs Kurt, twisting him down toward the mat. Fear swings backwards, planting Angle face to the canvass with an Eat Shit and Die while Punk sends Swagger in the air, crashing his face with a brutal knee. Rolling from the ring, Fear watches as Punk covers Swagger, picking up the one, two, three. He and Fear exchange stares as the Scotsman slides back in once more, before both grin, shaking hands in the centre of the ring.
Femme Fatale Singles Match: Candice Michelle vs. “Miss V” Amiee Vaughan
We start the match with both women circling around one another waiting for their opponent to make the first move. Candice would be the first as she Thez Pressed “Miss V” Amiee Vaughn to the matt. Candice would get off and stomp away at the downed Vaughn. Candice would be backed off by the reff as Amiee used the ropes to pull herself to her up. Candice approaches her with an idea to end this one quick. She would try for the Sugar Rush (Forward Russian Legsweep) … however Vaughn would elbow Candice in the gut to prevent her from hitting the move. Amiee would grab the hair of Michelle and bend her so her back would land on her knees. Candice would roll over as Amiee would bend down and grab the face of Candice and pound it into the mat. Amiee would then pick Candice up and snapmre her into a chokehold trying to get Michelle to tap out. However Candice looked like she was starting to fade the fans would clap their hands trying to motivate Candice on. The strategy would work as Candice would get to a knee and slowly get back to both feet. As she would elbow Amiee once in the gut and then again to break the hold. Amiee would try to back away but Candice would give her a flashback to send Amiee to the mat.
Candice would cover for the pin, 1………………………………2……………………………… Amiee shoots her arm up to break the count. Candice would try to hook the leg one more time, 1…………..2…… Kickout! Candice would pick Amiee up however this would prove to be a mistake on her part as Amiee would punch her in the gut pushing Candice away from her. Candice would try to clothesline Amiee who would duck and come back as the women go down with a double clothesline and the reff starts to count. “1………………………………2……………………………………3…………..” Both women would try to catch their breaths. “4………………………………………5…………………” Both girls make an effort as they reach for the middle rope pulling them up. Candice however would be the first one to break the knockout count as Amiee would charge would stumble forward to be kicked in the gut CANDYWRAPPER (Jumping Double Unerhook Facebuster) She turns Amiee over and covers her, 1………………………………………………2……………………………………………. NO!! The fans boo loudly as Amiee holds on! Candice would pull Amiee up only to have Amiee DDT her to the mat. Amiee hooks the leg, 1………………………………………2……………………. Wait Amiee pulled Canice’s arm up to a standing base and hits her with an EAT THIS! (Spinning Heel Kick) 1………………………………………2………………………………………………………………..3!!
Singles Match: “The Rated R Superstar” Edge vs. Jaydan Gabriel
Edge and Jaydan would meet in the center of the ring as Jaydan would smirk cocky he was going to win this one over “The Rated R Superstar” Edge. Jaydan as he stood would try to throw a big punch at “The Rated R” Superstar Edge only to have it blocked and have Edge knock him with a big left hand instead. Jaydan looks a little surprised as he crawls into one of the corners. Edge would use it as an opening as he would open his own can of whoop ass on Gabriel. Edge would turn his back to him and taunt to the fans only to be clubbed in the back from Gabriel. Jaydan would get on the back of Edge slapping his head like he was a rookie having no respect for him. Jaydan backs off only to step forward and drop and elbow on the back of the head of Edge. Jaydan would brush his hands on his pants taunting Edge once again.
However Edge would be waiting and run at him with a SPEAR 1…………………………2……………. Jaydan shoots his arm up to break the count. Edge would pull Jaydan to his feet only to be shoved hard into the corner. Jaydan would charge in with a big clothesline in the corner dazing “The Rated R Superstar”. Jaydan trys for the CORROSIVE (Inverted Overdrive) But Edge escapes the hold!
Edge bounces ageist the ropes and comes in with a big boot to Gabriel’s chin. Gabriel is down and Edge trys to lock in a sharpshooter however Jaydan would not allow Edge to flip him. So Edge being who he is would stomp down on the midsection of Gabriel. Edge would then smile as he ran into the corner and would stalk Jaydan as the fans roared. As Jaydan would get up to his feet Edge would try and…… Jaydan would send him flying through the middle rope to the outside. Jaydan would take a minute to taunt before stepping through the ropes and heading to the outside with “The Rated R Superstar”. On the outside Jaydan would start to taunt the fans before tossing Edge back into the ring. Little did he know one of the fans he was taunting was Triple H. Before he even knew it he was about to be counted out. He slides in and boom SPEAR! 1…………………………………..2………………………………………………..3!
Edge’s music blares as Triple H in the crowd makes the crotch chop motion to Jaydan Gabriel getting his revenge tonight. As Edge exits the ring Triple H would smirk as we fade to black and the show comes to a close.
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Chris Jericho's theme hits as soon as the show opens up. Out with smug wide grin on his face, he just inches closer and closer to the ring. Not teasing the crowd, approaching them, none of that, Chris makes it up the stairs to the ring and gets in, immediately grabbing a mic and speaking.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Jericho-holics of all ages, sizes and weight classes. Welcome to the second, count em, one two, second. Show of the brand new wrestling promotion, also knows as, EWN, the Elite Wrestling Network, aye kay aye, also known as, The Wrestling News Station. I come to each and every one of you, with some bad news, as well as some good news, so lets quit the foreplay and get straight to the task at hand."
Jericho puts his mic down and stares into the crowd. A sudden pop occurs and wide grin crawls upon Jericho's face.
"For those of you who don't know, my boss, Ivory, she is Missing in Action. MIA, she's gone. Poof, nowhere to be fond, and trust me, I've looked under every rock for her, I even looked under THE Rock for her, much to my surprise she was nowhere to be found. That's the bad news...The Good news..."
Jericho pauses sincerely and puts on a deep frown, before shrugging it off and speaking loudly.
"The Good news is I'M In charge now, baby! And what that means is.."
The music hits, causing the crowd to stand on their feet, cheering as the man himself emerges from the curtain, standing at the top of the ramp, mic in hand, he paces the ramp for a moment, glasses covering his eyes, before finally standing still, pointing down to the ring.
"WoooahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahWOAH! Woah! The Rock, does NOT, remember EVER sayin' that! Nonono, The Rock, KNOWS, he didn't ever say that!"
Beginning down the ramp, Rock keeps his attention focused on the man in the ring, getting closer and closer. His hand now swinging by his side, Rock raises his brow during the entire journey, swaggering his way down the ramp.
"Chris Jericho, do you really THINK, that The Rock is just gonna let you waltz in on his company, waltz in because Ivory is MIA, just walk right in, and TAKE power? Chris Jericho, is that what you think?"
Sliding under the bottom rope, Rock hops to his feet, pacing back and forth in the ring as he waits for Jericho to answer, staring him down, head never turning, only his body.
"Well Rock, with all due respect, I thi-"
"It doesn't MATTER what you think! The fact is, Jericho, this is The Rock's company, The Rock's playground - and when Ivory is gone, The Rock takes complete control! Aaand another thing! What in the blue heeell were you doing?! Lookin' under The Rock?! Huh?! What, did ya just sneak into his hotel room, reaach under the covers, and then GRAB The Rock by the thigh?! 'Oh Rocky, I'm just lookin' for Ivory- Oh my what big strudel you have!' What the hell is wrong with you, you sick freak! Gah!"
Shaking his head as he begins to pace once more, Rock looks out into the crowd, adjusting his shades so they sit right on his face, waiting for Jericho to respond or react.
"That's funny, you know all too well that if you talk a big game, over and over and over again, you're full of jabroni. In your case, you always go on and on about "how big da Rocks strudel" is. Whoa whoa, easy there, blah blah blah, Rock, enough, you have a tiny winky , it's okay, what, you think that because you wear sunglasses and have the same routine every week you're supposed to be physically proportionate? I'm convinced I could do a better Rock than you, in fact.."
Jericho quickly snatches Rock's Sunglasses from his face and steps away, sliding them on himself, fixing his hair and pacing around the ring.
"Excuse The Y2J for one second, and allow me.."
Jericho steps into the center of the ring and gets into stance, immediately going full on Rock.
"...FINALLY~~~ THE Y2J HAS COME BACK~~~ TO...Orrrrrrrr---Lannn---doooo--- Now, The Y2J has some business to attend to, one, The Rock. Now, Rock you think its just okay for you to come out here and Interrupt Y2J? That you're some kind of hot shot, because you own the place, you have this pre-conceived notion that you're my boss? Rock, let The Y2J tell you something. I'm not yours to order, nah nah nah, wait, Rock, you just assume that because you're Co-Owner of EWN that you have some sort of say over The Y2J? Well let the Y2J let you in on a little secret."
Jericho takes Rock's sunglasses off and stares straight into his eyes.
"The Rock can kiss my ass.....IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE Y2J.....Is Cookin'"
Raising his brow, Rock stares at Jericho for a moment, before grinning. A little applause before raising the mic to his lips.
"Cute, cute, Jericho is impersonating his idol - it's adoreable, really, but you're doin' it all wrong, it goes like this..
A leg behind him, one in front, Rock lowers his head, raising the mic to his face once again.
FINALLY..THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK! TO FLO-RIDA! Ya see Jericho, The Rock is home, and that means that if you're not careful, The Rock will take that quiff of yours clean off, squuueeeeeeeze it into a little ball, shiiiiine it up reaal good, turn it sideways, eat your vitamins, say your prayers and shove it straight up your monkey ass! It doesn't matter who you are, Chris Jericho - whether you're the General Manager, the Junior Manager, the Equipment Manager, the Ticket Manager, hell, it doesn't even matter if you're the lover of the assistant of the coffee maker for the Manager of setting up the ropes! This IS, The Rock's show, not Y2J's, not Y2B's, not Y2yourcandyasskicked! So, the Rock has only one thing to say to you, Chris Jericho! Know your damn role, and shut, your damn, mouth!"
Pacing back and forth the ring once more, the crowd continue to cheer, Rock taking his glasses back from Jericho, placing them neatly back on his face, stopping once again in the ring.
"So, a quick recap, Jericho! If you don't like it, take your little monkey ass, walk it, straaiiight up that ramp, turn to your left - toward the parking lot - cliimb into your clown car, drive yourself home, cry yourself to sleep, and don't even THINK, of showin' back up on The Rock's show again! If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLL..."
With that..
Edge's theme suddenly blares through the speakers, his face curiosity written. His eyes hidden by his shades, rockin' his wrestling gear and coat, moving closer and closer to the ring. Finally sliding under the bottom rope and hoping up, grabbing a mic and speaking immediately
"Know your roll? Rock, know your roll? You're so quick to tell people to know their rolls, but what if they don't know their roll? Hmm? You look, you look a little confused, let me explain this to you."
Edge paces for a minute thinking, before stopping suddenly and standing straight in front of The Rock.
"Last week, get a close 2 after a spear on either you or Jayden. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, what happened? Oh yea, not only did I spear you twice, I won the match, after what was it? A Spear right? I jumped your hoops, now Rock, Know your roll, and name me head of this brand."
Taking his glasses off, Rock stares up the ramp, tensing as he's interrupted for the second time by Edge, shaking a little where he stands, eyes bulging from his head, before finally raising the mic to his mouth.
"Sssour cream and an ice cream sammich, Corner! What the hell are you doing?! Interrupting The Rock for a second time while he verbally whoops Y2Jabroni's ass?! 'I speared you Rock, I speared you'! The Rock knows what happened, The Rock was there! You don't need to remind The Rock..damnit.."
Putting his glasses back on, Rock turns to Jericho, raising a hand to him, motioning to do nothing.
"Just..stay right there, do, NOTHING, until The Rock is done, got it Skippy? Good..now..Corner! You want your place, The Rock gets that, The Rock made a deal with you, The Rock gets that too - The Rock's a man of his word, The Rock's fair, so, at the pay per view? You'll be leading The Rock's team into war. Ya' happy?"
"Whoa Whoa whoa whoa whao, wait a second junior. You don't order me around. The Rock. The Rock says this, The Rock says that, on and on and on, you know what, The Rock, do us all a favor and Pulease, Shut! The Hell! Up!"
Jericho shakes his head and moves between Rock and Edge, sizing up Edge, while a soft grin reaches his face.
"The Rock you say Edge interrupted you, that's taboo right? Let's get one thing clear, you interrupted me first, which in turn means you, Edge, interrupted me as well. So you know what, Edge, you're head of Fight? Heh.."
Jericho grins smugly and drops his mic, leaving the ring and walking up the ramp. Taking his shades off once more, The Rock paces before smirking a little himself, heading up to the ropes, leaning on them and pointing to Jericho.
"Hey! Woahwoahwoahwoah woah woah woah woah! Chris! Jericho! You're right, while Ivory is out, you SHOULD be in charge - but it's cool, The Rock made this a joint show, right? So, you just go to your car, put the key in the ignition, and drive yourself doown jabroni lane, go on back to your room in the Smackdown hotel and take the night off! In fact, until Ivory is back? Take EVERY night off - it's all good, The Rock got Delta to help out! Yeah! Oh, and hey, Chris? If you ever get too big for your boots again? The Rock will slap you so far into unemployment you'll need to take up dancin' at the dirty old ladies club, IF YA SMEEEEELLL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS!...Cookin'."
"Wait, wait, wait, Rock, you can't fire me. You own this place right? That's all well in good, it really is, but you need me. You can raise all the eye brows, cock all the legs, layeth the smackdown on who ever you want. But you need me The Rock. You need Chris Jericho, and if you fire me, you know what I'll do? I'll take EWN...shine it up real nice...turn that sum bitch sideways and stick it straight up, your candy ass! You know what, I'll do you one better jackass, and that's the bottom line, cause Y2J said so!"
Shaking his head, Edge immediately barrages in.
"Shut up, both of you, just, shut up. This is a wrestling federation, not bring your ego to work day. Yeah, Chris, I'm head of Fight, that means your brand has no fighting chance. None. And Rock, grow up."
"Corner, shut up, the adults are talking, understand? Good. Jericho, The Rock isn't firing you! No! Maybe, just perhaps, you didn't hear The Rock right! The Rock's giving you, the night off! The Rock is being a nice guy, and letting you rest up - now why don't you take your "assclown" self, and get the hell outta' The Rock's sight, before he takes your head, shoves it up Corner's monkey ass, then take's his head, and shoves it up your ass! It'll be like..modern art. A Rockterpiece! Yeah! The Rock can see it now! In some French art museum somewhere, the two of you muffling while you eat one anothers BS all day, passers by admiring, taking photos to show to the folks back home! The Rock'll call it.."Opening a can of whoopass"!"
"You're in no position to tell me what to do. You see, I've whipped your ass, but you know what, Rock, Chris and I are gonna do you a favor, we're gonna allow you to bury us, by all means, go right ahead. You'll regret it, I assure you."
Edge hops out of the ring and grins at the Rock, turning around and walking up the ramp with Jericho, behind the curtain.
Show Opener, Superstars Fatal Four Way Match: “The Ink’d-Up Xtremist” Rex Howlett vs. Matt Sydal vs. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels vs. The Miz
What a big 4 way we have to kick off the show tonight. The Miz walks up to Daniels bad mouthing him and slaps him across the face. Daniels grips his face as Miz would grab him and lock Daniels into a headlock working on “The Fallen Angels” neck. Daniels goes to a knee and Miz would lock in a STF trying to get him to tap out. However the big man “The Ink’d-Up Extremeist” Rex Howelett would pull him off Daniels. Little did he know Sydal was sitting up top. Rex turns around and is hit with a Double Diving Knee Drop to the standing Rex taking him to the mat. Sydal would then get up and quickly run up the turnbuckle and come off with a beautiful moonsault to the down Howlett. Sydal rolls off gripping his ribs as Howlett grabs his. Sydal slowly crawls to the corner and pulls himself up and jumps off the turnbuckle. Sydal delivers Fall From Grace (Standing Moonsault)….. just he also gets Howlett’s knees to the gut as he does. Rex would slowly get back to a standing base . Rex would stomp away on Sydal wearing the man down. Sydal would then stop back and drop an elbow on the stomach of Sydal. He would then move down by his flip and lock in a Cloverleaf trying to make him tap. Sydal looks like he might but before he can Miz would run up and clothesline Rex off Sydal. The Miz would taunt to him to get up but Rex was ready and came up to low blow the Miz. The reef didn’t catch it attending to Sydal at the moment. Little did he see Daniels sneak up behind Rex and do the same thing to him. Rex would fall over as Daniels walked over to Sydal pushing the reff away from him. Daniels stomps away at the downed and beaten Sydal and stomps his foot into the ribs of Sydal. He then would run into the ropes and hit a springboard moonsault onto Sydal. He hook th leg 1………………………….2………………….. But somehow Sydal kicks out! Daniels thinks fast and runs ageist the rope and hits the BME (The Best Moonsault Ever), 1……………………………2………………………………………………………3! Miz was looking to break it up but Rex grabbed his leg not allowing him to do just that.
Femme Fatale Singles Match: "Princess of Punx" Trixie Callaway w/ Milyna Max vs. “Harjuku Barbie” Nicki Minaj
Nicki mouths off to Trixie to start the match. Nicki would then take the chance to poke the “Princess of Punx” in between the eyes as Trixi clutches her face. Nicki would take the chance to go around behind her and hit a flashback causing the blinded girl to the mat. The “Harjuku Barbie” goes for the pin. 1………………………………………………2………………………………………………….. Kickout before what would have been a quick match. Nicki picks Trxie up but it becomes a mistake as Trixie would elbow her in the gut getting away from her. Trixie would walk up to her and hit a DDT on Nicki. Trixie trys to lock in the TRIX AIN’T FOR KIDS… but Nicki would not allow her to so instead Trixie brought her left leg down on her throat. Trixie would stand up and grab her legs trying to lock in the Boston Crab on Nicki. However Nicki would roll through with a small package. 1……………2……… NO! Nicki and Trxie are back up to their feet as both women run at each other and Nicki would hit a DDT of her own on Callaway. Nicki hooks the leg 1……………………………2……………………… Trixie shoots the arm up to end the count. Nicki would quickly pull her to her feet and kick her in the gut and hits the MASSIVE ATTACK (Stratusfaction). The cover 1………………..2……………………Kickout!
Nicki seems frustrated as she pulls The “Princess of Punx” up only to pay for it when Trixie pulls her into the DDT. Trixie would think fast and lock in a Bridging Grapevine STF. Minja would panic as she would start to look around her. She would eventually kick her foot under the bottom rope as the reef had her break it. Nicki slides out under the bottom rope and trys to regroup on the floor as the reef starts to count. “1………………..2……………….3…………………..4…………………………5…………..6…..”. Trixie would step through the middle rope but regret it as Nicki would pull her off the apron and to the floor. Nicki gos behind Trixie and would hit a bridging suplex. This stuns Trxie as Nicki rolls her under the bottom rope and back into the ring. Nicki walks back up the steps and into the ring. Nicki seems to have Trxie hurting her folks. Nicki walks to Trixie… but it’s a setup small package! 1…………..2…….3!
Jaydan’s theme song “Comprachicos’ by Pendulum blares through the P.A system as he emerges from the curtains with a smug grin on his face walking down the ramp and then climbing into the ring. He reaches over for a microphone and paces a bit and then raising the microphone up to his lips and beginning to talk after his theme song died down.
“I feel great, I feel on top of the world right now, because last week I stood up against the atrocity of a man that calls himself ‘The Game’. My involvement in the match was not exactly a random act to get attention. This was my way to show Triple H that I’m not going to back down from someone who talks trash about me. For those people who don’t know the things that Triple H said about me, he claimed that I wasn’t ready for the big times. Me, Jaydan Gabriel not ready for the big times?"
Jaydan shook his head in utter disbelief over Triple H’s claims. The fans thought otherwise and cheered siding with Triple H’s statement. The fans begun chanting "Triple H" and a few "Jaydan Sucks” chants were heard. Jaydan rubbed his chin to let everything sink in and then begun to talk again.
“You moronic fans believe The Shame’s words? You believe I’m not ready for ‘mainevent’ status? This is beyond ridiculous. I don’t think it’s my fault, just look at me! I have the talent, intelligence and good looks around here. I just think the previous companies I were in over looked me because they couldn’t handle the talent I possessed and booked me down the card. I’m quite sick of the treatment and I’m going to make a stand and my first target is going to be the man himself, Triple H. I’m going to do what every single wrestler has always wanted to do, I’m going to do that will further my cement my status as a maineventer in this company. I’m going to drive a stake into the legend of The Game. I’ll be the one sending Triple H into retirement and wishing that he never tried to claim I wasn’t ready for the big times. This time Hun—“
At this time Jaydan was interrupted by familiar music when Triple H comes out from behind the curtain and stands there for a little bit before making his way to the ring. He grabs a microphone as he climbs the steps, and gets into the ring. The fans are cheering for triple H hardcore with chants like "Lay him out" and "Save us h-u-n-ter".
"You are very lucky I don't just beat your ass right now in this ring!"
The crowd erupts.
"Jaydan...you know..I can deal with you talking crap on me, Hell...you can even deface my locker room, and even flip me off, but when you caused me to lose my match...THATS when you crossed the line. You see all of the people in this arena know it, You know it, I know it, And Everyone at home knows it....You...are a LOSER!I have said it before and I’ll say it again...Loser.."
Hunter paces in the ring as he continues to speak.
"You know Jaydan, What you did last week proved me right you didn't make an impact by just coming to ringside. All you did was piss me off!
You think your tough stuff? You think you’re as good as me...I am the cerebral assassin. I am that damn good. What makes you think you even have a chance of "Putting me on the shelf"?
Hunter took the mic from his mouth and motioned for Jaydan to speak. Jaydan pondered what Triple H said for a few moments. He raised the microphone to his lips with a cunning grin upon his face.
“That was my intentions Trispy, to piss you off. I’m not here to play a game and play fair around here. You have been in this wrestling business for a long time, winning world championships left and right, making a name for yourself. But during your time you always did one thing... Shit on whoever tried to steal your spot. I could be here forever naming names but one thing is for sure someone needs to take a stand. This is the EWN a brand new company and a brand new start for me. You asked me if I have a chance of putting you on the shelf? Well let’s see, I’m younger and not really past my prime like you are. I’m not hanging on to a gimmick for the past decade to stay over with the fans. These people may eat your shit up week in and week out because they want to hang on the last few shreds of the glorious attitude era. I’m here to start a new initiative around here and this is the youth movement because I’m the future in this company and my future will start now and you will be my stepping stone...”
Jaydan inched closer to Triple H getting into his face, showing his determination and courage that he was being serious. Suddenly Jaydan had raised his arm and gave Triple H a hard slap across his face initiating a physical battle. Hunter takes the slap. He slowly looks to the fans and smiles.
"Ya know Jaydan....Normally when someone slaps me, I would beat the hell out of that person. Lucky for you the rock asked me to try not to hit back if you strike me.
It sure if funny that for a guy past his prime I can still kick ass with the best of them. As for all of the fans that cheer me week in, and week out is because I respect them...hell I party with them after the shows, They are like my extended family."
The crowd cheers loudly and hunter points to the crowd before continuing.
"Jaydan..i know you haven't liked me since ZXWWF but you have got to get over it...take some yoga, Learn breathing exercises, or see a shrink to cure your daddy issues."
The crowd bursts out laughing.
"Or maybe I should just..."
Hunter shoots off a big right hand and aims it right for Jayden’s head. Jaydan takes the hit and then retaliates by tackling Triple H down starting the physical fight between them. After a few moments of both of them trying to get the upper hand some officials come out to try and stop the two from doing anymore damage to each other. Both of them are spitting out verbal abuse to each other as they are separated.
Fatale Triple Threat Match: Michelle McCool w/ Layla vs. “The Sexiest of Sexy” Mayrse vs. Syren
We start this match with Michelle McCool and “The Sexist of Sexy” Mayrse clotheslining Syren to the mat. Mayrse chooses to step back and watch the match letting Michelle do the dirty work for her. Michelle would grab the top rope bringing her foot down on the throat of Syren as Layla would cheer her friend on. As Michelle was taken off by the reef Layla would slap the face of Syren knocking the taste out of her mouth. She would act incent as Mayrse took the time to walk behind her locking in a full nelson. Which Michelle would struggle with as she started to fade to a knee. Mayrse however would break the hold not wanting it to end just yet. Mayrse would do her signature hair flip and smile as she turned her attention back to McCool as Syren was still regrouping. She would then get down grabbing Michelle’s arms stretching them back and driving her knee into the back of McCool. Michelle would struggle before Syren would walk over and pull Mayrse off Michelle. She would throw Mayrse into the corner. She then starts to stomp away at Mayrse so she is a seated position before making a mudhole and walking it dry. Syren would pull her up and turn her around so her back was to Syren. She then hits the Backstabber on her 1……………………2………………………… Michelle McCool jumps on Syren breaking the count. Michele would try for the Half Boston Crab on Syren but she was having nothing of it. Michelle instead would pick up her leg and slam it into the mat. Layla would cheer as Michelle threw her hands up in the air and the fans would cheer. Michelle would then turn her attention back to Syren. Michelle walks over and locks over the MDAT (Make A Diva Tap, Heel Hook). However Mayrse would drop her elbow into the back of the head of Michelle McCool. Mayrse would stomp away at the back of Michelle taking control of the match again. She would then try to make Michelle tap but Layla would jump on the apron distracting the reef. Mayrse would break the hold and yell in French at Layla as Michelle would try to get back to a vertical base.
However Syren would grab her and toss her outside the ring. Syren walks up behind Mayrse and geos for a schoolgirl 1…………………………………………..2…………………………… Kickout! So close most were on their feet for Syren. Mayrse is back up and runs at Syren who runs at her and both ladies fall with a clothesline to one another. Both women struggle to get to their feet as they crawl to the ropes and grab the middle rope trying to pull them up. Both women come at each other and Mayrse brings her hand back and slaps Syren hard knocking her to the ground from the impact. However “The Flawless Diva” would slide back into the ring and grab Mayrse’s hair and bringing her knee into “The Sexist of Sexy’s” back. Michelle would wait for her as she leaned agiest the ropes and would knock Mayrse again down with a big boot. Michelle waste no time and once again goes for the MADT (Make A Diva Tap (Heel Hook)). However Syren would see this and kick the back of Michelle McCool knocking her off Mayrse. Syren grabs her arms and locks in a Surfboard Strech bringing her foot into the middle of McCool’s back. She would then set her up into The California Dreams. We hear Layla screaming on the outside that she doesn’t want Michelle to give up and for her BFF to hold on. Layla once again gets on the apron as the reef yells at her to get down. Syren would break the hold and walk towards Layla grabbing her hair. This would allow Michelle to run up behind Syren and sweep the leg. Layla would jump down once again and cheer on her BFF. Michelle would walk over Syren and place her neck on the bottom rope as she stood on her back and double stomped Syren’s back. The reef would count as Michelle would step off and pull Syren to her feet. She would then kick her in the gut and hits the FAITHBREAKER! 1………………2……………Kickout! As soon as Michelle would stand Mayrse was all ready for her as she it the French TKO! However Syren runs up behind Mayrse and blind sides her. Syren covers Michelle McCool. 1……………………………………………2…………………………………..3!
Superstar Singles Match: “The Crown Prince” Samuel Chatman vs. “The Game” Triple H
“The Game” and “The Crown Prince stand nose to nose as the bell rings Triple H would use a strong right hand knocking Sam off his feet. Triple H would walk over to him only be met with a blow to the ribs from Samuel. Samuel pulls Triple H into a DDT and could be looking to score the early victory here. He hooks the leg but before the reff could even reach 1 he breaks out of it. Sam would get up and elbow drop the fallen Triple H. Sam grabs the legs of Triple H and flips him over and put him in a Boston Crab. Triple H would struggle for a bit before finding the bottom rope and having the reff break the move. As Sam would get off Triple H would use the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. Sam comes running but gets dumped over the top rope by the guardrail. Triple H would take a few seconds to talk to his fans before heading outside with “The Crown Prince”. Triple H would pick him up and whip him into the ringpost but during the whip attempt Sam would reverse it as the reff would reach the count of 6…………..7………….8.
Sam would quickly slide in and then out to break the count. As he got out he would pick Triple H up and roll him back into the ring. San would set Triple H so his neck was between the bottom rope and apron so he could club him to the apron as Triple H grabbed his neck and Sam got back inside the ring. Sam would suck in the boos from the fans at the Boston Garden. However Triple H would use the ropes to pull himself up as Sam ran at him Triple H would use a Jumping High Knee on him. Sam gets up and gets chopblocked into the corner by “The Game” Triple H. Triple H would lean hi hand back as he lit up Sam’s chest not once… not twice… but three times. The fans would “Wooo” as Sam stumbled forward into the path of “The Game” Triple H and ate a big “Double A” like Spinebuster. Triple H is feeling good as he then picks Sam up and kicks him in the gut, PEDIGREE! 1………………………………………..2……………………………. SAM SHOOTS HIS ELBOW UP to hang in there.
Triple H looks to be livid but takes too much time to worry about things and Sam would take the moment to regroup. Triple H would turn around to see Sam running at him with a big clothesline knocking “The Game” off his feet. Sam goes for the cover 1…………………………………2………………….. Triple H shoots the arm up to the cheers of the fans. In the meantime out in the audience Jaydan Gabriel would walk much to the boos of the fans in attendance. Sam would smile at the site of his old friend. But Triple H trys to get the schoolboy 1……………………….2………………………………. Sam breaks out and Jaydan has hopped the barrier sliding in and blindsiding Triple H causing this match to end on a DQ. Sam and Jayden would start to stomp a mudhole in the back of the fallen Triple H. Sam would pick him up by the arms and have H on his knees. The fans keep booing loudly as Jaydan smirks and talks some smack of his own to the Game as he punches him right across the face and Sam drops him to the matt as he raises Jaydan’s hand to the boos of those in attendance. However outside the ring Triple H would crawl and reach under the ring to pull out a sledgehammer. The fans roar as Triple H slides back into the ring and Jaydan quickly jumps out of the ring. However Sam was not as lucky as Triple H swings the sledgehammer clocking his face with it hard. The Game drives the hammer into the ribs of Sam as Jaydan walks upstairs Triple H points it towards him telling him “You are next.”
Femme Fatale Triple Threat Match: Debra vs. AJ Lee vs. Catalina Mendoza
All three women start by talking about teaming up to take one another out. First Debra and AJ talk about taking Catalina out but AJ wants nothing of it. Next Debra goes to Catalina and ask her if she would be willing to tag up. But she doesn’t want to AJ and her smile as the two ladies grab hands and double clothesline Debra. Catalina then quickly grapples with AJ and jumps up into the air and hits the VIP BOUND (Jumping Corkscrew Roundhouse kick) 1………………………2……………………………. But Debra breaks the count by pulling Catalina off AJ Lee. “The Puppy Queen” grabs the hair of Mendoza and snapmares her to the mat. We get a backstage shot of LayCool who are watching this match from the monitor cheering anyone on but Catalina since they have been feuding. She then locks in the PUPPY PLEASURE! Will Catalina give up? But before she can even think about it AJ Lee is in to pull Debra by the hair off Catalina.
The peppy little diva pulls Debra by the hair and pulls her down into her knees for a back breaker. AJ stands to her feet once again and runs off the ropes and dropkicks the side of Debra’s temple. AJ picks Debra up and shoves her into the corner. She then runs at her and hits APRIL SHOWERS (Sliced Bread Number 2). 1………………………………………………….2…………………………………………………………………… Catalina pulls AJ by her left boot off Debra. We see LayCool backstage and they walk away from the monitor not happy at all. Catalina hooks her arms behind AJ Lee and trys to hit the Cruicfix pin on her but AJ Lee resist and AJ reverses it putting Catalina in a crucifix pin of her own. 1………………………..2……………… But Catalina quickly kicks out. Debra would rush at AJ clotheslining her the top rope for the minute. Catalina trys to spear her down but Debra whips her shoulder first into the ring post. Debra would turn her around in the corner and kick her in the gut as the heel of her boot made marks on Catalina’s stomach. Catalina would be in seated position as the fans cheered knowing what was coming, stinky face to Catalina who doesn’t seem to happy about it. Debra looks down smiling putting her hands above her head to the cheers of the male fans and some girls. She pulls Catalina up to the center of the ring and attempts the ANIMAL WELFARE (Mic Check) but AJ comes in and clubs her to the back causing her to release the hold. AJ Lee then trys to flip Debra and hooks the leg 1……………………………………..2……….. but Debra gets her foot on the rope. AJ would quickly get off and pull Debra to the corner She would ascend the top rope only to be thrown off to the floor by Debra.
Catalina then comes and trys to get the quick schoolgirl rollup on Debra 1……………………………2……………. But Derbra shoots the arm up to break the count. Layla would walk out onto the stage to the boos of the fans catching the attention of Catalina Mendoza. Why she is distracted Debra walks up behind her and sweeps the legs. Meanwhile from the barricade Michelle McCool would jump over and walk over to the time keeper and take Catalina’s Louie Vuitton coat. Catalina would see this but before she could react Debra rolls her up 1……………………………………………………..2…………………………………………………………………….3! LayCool stands on the ramp as Michelle raises the Louie Vuitton coat in her left hand getting the better of Catalina Mendoza tonight.
Superstars Tag Team Match: CM Punk & Fear vs. Jack Swagger & Kurt Angle
The match kicks off with Punk facing the ring from Angle. The two lock up and begin a quick exchange of grapple holds, headlocks, arm wrenches, hammerlocks, back and forth for leverage and advantage. Eventually, Angle appears to get the upper hand, however trying to charge Punk into the corner with a hammerlock, Punk ducks under a rope, managing to get himself out of the ring, leaving Angle at the corner. However, not focusing on the nearest threat, he finds himself being caught by an elbow to the back of the head by Fear, keeping him in the corner as Punk slides back in, lining up and charging, slamming him with a Shining Wizard to the back of the head before dragging him backwards, Russian Leg Sweeping him and going for a pin. One, two! No! Angle kicks out!
Punk slowly gets to his feet, turning away with hands on hips, spinning back around as Angle gets to his feet. However, Punk attempts to capitalize, missing out as he throws a chop, ducked by Kurt, he hooks Punk by the hips, tossing him backwards with a fierce, planting German Suplex, charging across the ring and tagging in Swagger. Kurt switches out as Jack climbs in, quickly going for stomps on the back of Punk, keeping him floored for the time being.
Eventually, Punk manages to roll onto his back, gripping the stomping foot and tugging it away, flooring Jack. As he stumbles back, Jessica Mendoza comes charging to the ring, trying to distract Punk, apparently succeeding. Unfortunately, as she does so, she forgets to pay attention to Fear, who has had little action so far the night, he hops from the apron, stepping in, he clotheslines her brutally, shouting at her as she hits the deck.
At this point, Kurt is back to help finish it off and, as he and Jack begin to line up, Fear slides into the ring quickly. They turn to one another and gaze, Punk back turned, spins around just in time to spot them charging, scooping Swagger onto his shoulders in a reversal as Fear ducks and grabs Kurt, twisting him down toward the mat. Fear swings backwards, planting Angle face to the canvass with an Eat Shit and Die while Punk sends Swagger in the air, crashing his face with a brutal knee. Rolling from the ring, Fear watches as Punk covers Swagger, picking up the one, two, three. He and Fear exchange stares as the Scotsman slides back in once more, before both grin, shaking hands in the centre of the ring.
Femme Fatale Singles Match: Candice Michelle vs. “Miss V” Amiee Vaughan
We start the match with both women circling around one another waiting for their opponent to make the first move. Candice would be the first as she Thez Pressed “Miss V” Amiee Vaughn to the matt. Candice would get off and stomp away at the downed Vaughn. Candice would be backed off by the reff as Amiee used the ropes to pull herself to her up. Candice approaches her with an idea to end this one quick. She would try for the Sugar Rush (Forward Russian Legsweep) … however Vaughn would elbow Candice in the gut to prevent her from hitting the move. Amiee would grab the hair of Michelle and bend her so her back would land on her knees. Candice would roll over as Amiee would bend down and grab the face of Candice and pound it into the mat. Amiee would then pick Candice up and snapmre her into a chokehold trying to get Michelle to tap out. However Candice looked like she was starting to fade the fans would clap their hands trying to motivate Candice on. The strategy would work as Candice would get to a knee and slowly get back to both feet. As she would elbow Amiee once in the gut and then again to break the hold. Amiee would try to back away but Candice would give her a flashback to send Amiee to the mat.
Candice would cover for the pin, 1………………………………2……………………………… Amiee shoots her arm up to break the count. Candice would try to hook the leg one more time, 1…………..2…… Kickout! Candice would pick Amiee up however this would prove to be a mistake on her part as Amiee would punch her in the gut pushing Candice away from her. Candice would try to clothesline Amiee who would duck and come back as the women go down with a double clothesline and the reff starts to count. “1………………………………2……………………………………3…………..” Both women would try to catch their breaths. “4………………………………………5…………………” Both girls make an effort as they reach for the middle rope pulling them up. Candice however would be the first one to break the knockout count as Amiee would charge would stumble forward to be kicked in the gut CANDYWRAPPER (Jumping Double Unerhook Facebuster) She turns Amiee over and covers her, 1………………………………………………2……………………………………………. NO!! The fans boo loudly as Amiee holds on! Candice would pull Amiee up only to have Amiee DDT her to the mat. Amiee hooks the leg, 1………………………………………2……………………. Wait Amiee pulled Canice’s arm up to a standing base and hits her with an EAT THIS! (Spinning Heel Kick) 1………………………………………2………………………………………………………………..3!!
Singles Match: “The Rated R Superstar” Edge vs. Jaydan Gabriel
Edge and Jaydan would meet in the center of the ring as Jaydan would smirk cocky he was going to win this one over “The Rated R Superstar” Edge. Jaydan as he stood would try to throw a big punch at “The Rated R” Superstar Edge only to have it blocked and have Edge knock him with a big left hand instead. Jaydan looks a little surprised as he crawls into one of the corners. Edge would use it as an opening as he would open his own can of whoop ass on Gabriel. Edge would turn his back to him and taunt to the fans only to be clubbed in the back from Gabriel. Jaydan would get on the back of Edge slapping his head like he was a rookie having no respect for him. Jaydan backs off only to step forward and drop and elbow on the back of the head of Edge. Jaydan would brush his hands on his pants taunting Edge once again.
However Edge would be waiting and run at him with a SPEAR 1…………………………2……………. Jaydan shoots his arm up to break the count. Edge would pull Jaydan to his feet only to be shoved hard into the corner. Jaydan would charge in with a big clothesline in the corner dazing “The Rated R Superstar”. Jaydan trys for the CORROSIVE (Inverted Overdrive) But Edge escapes the hold!
Edge bounces ageist the ropes and comes in with a big boot to Gabriel’s chin. Gabriel is down and Edge trys to lock in a sharpshooter however Jaydan would not allow Edge to flip him. So Edge being who he is would stomp down on the midsection of Gabriel. Edge would then smile as he ran into the corner and would stalk Jaydan as the fans roared. As Jaydan would get up to his feet Edge would try and…… Jaydan would send him flying through the middle rope to the outside. Jaydan would take a minute to taunt before stepping through the ropes and heading to the outside with “The Rated R Superstar”. On the outside Jaydan would start to taunt the fans before tossing Edge back into the ring. Little did he know one of the fans he was taunting was Triple H. Before he even knew it he was about to be counted out. He slides in and boom SPEAR! 1…………………………………..2………………………………………………..3!
Edge’s music blares as Triple H in the crowd makes the crotch chop motion to Jaydan Gabriel getting his revenge tonight. As Edge exits the ring Triple H would smirk as we fade to black and the show comes to a close.
