Post by Samuel on Apr 21, 2011 15:29:11 GMT -5
I want to thank everyone for being here during this re-launch, I wanted it to be perfect so I kinda scrapped it a few times but then the Staff and members started sending in what I can only describe as AWESOME material and it inspired me. Great work everyone!!! 
People are everywhere inside and outside of the Hartford Civic Center ready for the re-launch of the new and improved Elite Wrestling Network (EWN) and see just what the Superstars and Femme Fatales had for what was announced as the most fabulous wrestling production to be seen around the world. The backstage workers are all scrambling around to ensure tonight’s show goes off without a glitch and cameras are rolling catching this backstage footage for a DVD that will be released someday showing this footage. Standing by the backstage curtain confidently is a woman who no stranger to the wrestling business. The camera starts at her boots and slowly pans up her pants to her exposed midsection and then up to catch a glimpse of the material that is covering her chest area. The camera catches the light behind the exposed shoulders and then up to the dark brown hair that is hanging loose to the face and the woman is revealed to be Lisa "Ivory" Moretti. This woman is listed in the books and on all the programs as Co-Owner of this company and as she hears the pyro go off outside the curtain signaling the start of the show she takes in a deep breath and as her music starts to play she pulls out a familiar piece of purple cloth and heads out onto the stage.
With a microphone in hand Ivory soaks up the energy of the audience and an unusual thing happens as a smile actually appears on her face.
Ivory: Good evening everyone and welcome to the grand re-opening of the Elite Wrestling Network. It brings my dark heart so much joy to see all of your smiling faces and as I look around at least some of you still have the class and dignity that is required to be considered a "civilized" town. Then again there are a lot of perverts and skanks running around this town with your scantily clad women as they attend your...oh gosh you there standing by the curtain come here.
A young woman comes out with glasses on her face and a clipboard in her hands, the young woman is immediately recognized to be Cindy, Ivory's long time personal assistant.
Ivory: Does this place even have any professional sports teams?
Cindy - Ivory's Assistant: Well Miss Ivory the closest thing they have is the New England Seawolves.
After a moment of Ivory laughing loudly into the microphone cutting Cindy off and a chorus of boos that begin to flow freely from the audience, Ivory's voice rings out through the speakers once more.
Ivory: This is priceless why there's no need to insult this God forsaken place any more than it already is, I mean what the hell are the Seawolves?
Cindy - Ivory's Assistant: (In an eager and excited tone) Oh well they are...
Ivory:...That's all! Now scoot! Precious isn't she, couldn't fight her way out of a wet paper bag but cute nonetheless. Anyway, we have a show to do and the smells that some of your trampy women have are starting to get to me, I know cheap beer and peanuts are all it takes to get your women's juices flowing and we have plenty of that around here. Anyway let's start the show.
Ivory turns on her heels and heads back through the curtain as she puts on a headset and stands behind the monitors and cues the first match to begin.
Michael Cole: Hello folks and we want to welcome you to Monday Night Warzone. I'm Michael Cole alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler and King what a great feeling it is to be back.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Indeed it is Michael and we've got one heck of a show lined up.
Michael Cole: King it's interesting how this has played out, for the most part most of the Superstars and Femme Fatales returned and some have agreed to perform one night only as a courtesy to Ivory and The Rock during their re-launch of this company.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: At any rate I'm glad we retained and acquired some of the most gorgeous women on the planet for our brand.
Michael Cole: And we'll see them in action later on tonight but first let's see what the Superstars in the Show Opening match have to offer because here they come.
Show Opener, Fatal Four-Way Match: “The Ink’d-Up Xtremist” Rex Howlett vs. Matt Sydal vs. The Miz vs. CM Punk
As soon as the bell rings we are underway and CM Punk slyly slides out of the ring figuring he would let each man wear one another down before becoming involved. Rex would tie up with The Miz as the match started. He would bring The Miz in for a side headlock punching at his head before letting go. He would go around to the back of Miz and deliver a headbutt knocking The Miz to a knee. Rex locks in the Camel Clutch but before Miz had a choice of what to do Matt Sydal supekicks Rex off. Evan would jump into the air roundhouse kicking “The Ink’d-Up Xtremist”. Sydal would run off the hopes trying for a hurricanrana onto Howlett with no luck. Rex would lift him up where Sydal would hammer away knocking Howlett to the ropes. With some help from the ropes he would hurricanrana Howlett to the outside of the ring. Matt Sydal would then make his peace sign to the fans as they cheered he sprung ageist the ropes and planchas the body of Rex taking both to the floor. The Miz goes to the outside and tosses CM Punk under the bottom rope and into the ring. Miz slides in and would stomp on CM Punk as CM Punk crawls to the corner he would choke him with the boot. The ref counts the full five before Miz comes of his neck with the choke. Miz would smile as he backs up and runs at him with an Ole’ Kick as he would stop and grin at the fans to boos. Miz would then pick Punk up and here it comes.. SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! The cover 1……………….2…………… Rex would pull The Miz off Punk much to his dislike. Rex would run at him like a freight train and clothesline Miz to the ground. Rex heads up the top turnbuckle and dives off moonsaulting Miz. The cover 1………………2………………….. Miz shoots his right elbow off the mat. Rex picks him up and hits TROUBLE IN PARADISE! Rex hooks the leg of The Miz. 1…………………2…………… CM Punk comes in dropping an elbow on the back of Rex’s head to break the count. Punk uppercuts Rex into the corner. He would back up and come in with a Shinning Wizard to Rex’s face. He bulldogs him to the mat and covers but gets nothing. He locks in the Anaconda Vice! Rex would fight as he would try to be a ring general and find his way to the ropes. Punk pulls back as Rex screams in pain but kicks his boot up on to rope. Punk breaks at the three warning much to his dislike. Sydal is back in and would spring off the top rope with a missile dropkick to CM Punk. The fans start a “This is Awesome!” chant as the match keeps going. Sydal would then turn around and hit a standing moonsault onto Punk. He covers 1………….2……….. Punk shoots the elbow up. Sydal waits for him to sit up and hits a spinning back kick to Punks face taking him down again. Sydal heads up top. However The Miz would push him off causing him to come crashing down on CM Punk.
Miz back into the ring now covers both CM Punk and Matt Sydal 1……………..2…………….. Kickout! Miz springs ageist the ropes and hits a springboard bulldog on Punk. Sydal would roll to the outside trying to regroup. Miz is back up and pulls Sydal to his feet. SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! 1………2… Rex pulls him off and hits a big clothesline on The Miz! Rex taunts as he grins at the down Miz but turns his attention to Punk. He would walk over to Miz as he puts his boot on his knees choking Punk maybe even trying to get him to tap out. Rex locks in the cloverleaf as Punk is in a world of pain right now. However Miz comes in and tries to hit The Skull Crushing Finale but it is blocked by Rex. When out of nowhere they turn around and Sydal comes off the top rope with a double drop kick taking both men down to the ground. Punk rolls to the outside. Sydal decides to do a standing moonsault on the bigger of the two men Howlett. Sydal would head up top one more time and come off with the FALL FROM GRACE (Shooting Star Press)! The cover 1……………..2……………. Wait Miz pulls Sydal up and SKULL CRUSHING FINALE ONTO REX!! He hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………………3! The Miz rolls off laughing as I Came To Play plays over the speakers. The Miz rolls out of the ring where the ref raises his hand. As he backs up the ramp he holds the back of his head smiling. When he reaches the top he would do his signature pose before walking backstage.
Winner: The Miz
Jerry "The King" Lawler: As much as I hate to admit this, but Miz really pulled one off there.
Michael Cole: It's because he focused on the match for once instead of his "ever flowing" trash talk. If the Miz would just...
As if right on cue and in her usual fashion Maryse finds a way to interrupt Michael Cole as her entrance song Pourquoi? and her titantron video begin to play.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I never get tired of hearing that sound because it means two things, first you are going to shut up and two it's time for Femme Fatale action. Woo Hoo!
Michael Cole: I should have known it would be that arrogant...wait King why is Maryse carrying a Championship belt?
Maryse poses at the top of the ramp for several moments and then proceeds to head down the ramp. Maryse does her signature taunt as she heads down the ramp and keeps her hand up in the air, extended with the palm facing outward towards the fans. As she gets to the bottom of the ramp, she rounds the corner and hops up on the ring apron. Maryse steps through the ropes and grabs the top rope with her right hand and bends over and then launches herself into a beautiful hair flip as she stands erect and allows her body to slink back on the ropes. She smiles at the audience before delivering a wink and holding up the Championship belt that she carries before standing erect again and sauntering towards the middle of the ring.
Ce soir, Maryse se tenir devant vous comme elle sera toujours ... champion. Autres "Femme Fatales" ne peut pas d'accord, mais ils savent tous la vérité, la seule femme digne de porter ce titre autour est Maryse et ainsi de Maryse prendre la ceinture de ses fonctions d'Ivoire pour la sauver de la peine de tenir des concours inutile que Maryse va gagner de toute façon et devenir votre premier Femme Fatale Champion. Outre cela vous donnera tous les autres "filles" dans le dos de la chance de continuer à être jaloux de Maryse. Nous savons tous que c'est l'ordre naturel des choses quand même! Ah ha ha!
With that Maryse drops the microphone and heads towards the corner and leans against the ropes awaiting her other opponents.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Oh Michael I don't speak French but that sure sounded sexy!
Michael Cole: She is so full of herself King! I had the production team translate her audio and e-mail it to me and this is what she just said: Tonight Maryse stand before you as she will always be...champion. Other "Femme Fatales" may not agree but they all know the truth, the only woman worthy of carrying this title around is Maryse and so Maryse take the belt from Ivory's office to save her the trouble of holding some useless contest that Maryse will win anyway and become your first Femme Fatale Champion. Besides this will give all those other "girls" in the back the chance to continue to be jealous of Maryse. We all know that is the natural order of things anyway! Ah ha ha!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well I don't see what the problem is Michael, she's simply doing Ivory and The Rock a favor and she's crowned herself champion.
Michael Cole: Well I hope the other Femme Fatales make her eat her words and someone take that championship away from her immediately.
Femme Fatale Triple Threat Match: “Harajuku Barbie” Nicki Minaj vs. “The Sexiest of Sexy” Maryse vs. Candice Michelle
As the women enter the match Candice Michelle being once crowned a rightful champion immediately darts towards Maryse only to be pulled away from a laughing Maryse by the referee. Maryse rolls her eyes and throws her hand up as if Candice's passion did not matter. Nicki sucks her teeth and raises an eyebrow and as the bell sounds, Candice sprints towards Maryse who immediately runs to the ropes and grabs them. The referee has to pull Candice away and set her down on the mat as Maryse simply laughs and slowly re-enters the match. Maryse takes a moment to bend over and perform a signature hair flip that sets Candice off again but Maryse sticks her head and half her body through the ropes. Candice grabs Maryse's hair and pulls but as the referee makes his move, Candice finds herself the victim of a body crash from Nicki that causes Candice to release Maryse's hair and her body to crash into Maryse and that sends Maryse flying to the floor outside just barely missing her face crashing off the barricade that separates the audience from the ring. The crowd cheers as Nicki executes a quick schoolgirl roll-up on Candice that is met with a kick-out at the count of one. Candice attempts to beat Nicki up and makes it but as she goes for a short arm clothesline, Nicki ducks underneath and executes a clothesline of her own. Maryse sits up and holds her jaw on the outside of the ring and acts uninterested in the match going on in the ring. Candice rolls out of the way as Nicki who has leaped up in the air for an elbow drop connects with nothing but the mat. Candice quick to her feet catches the rising Nicki with a one-legged dropkick and immediately stands and catches Nicki with another. Candice goes for a quick cover that is met with another kick-out at the count of one.
Michael Cole: Fast paced action going on in the ring King, these Femme Fatales aren't messing around. Interestingly enough our "self-crowned" champion doesn't seem to care what is going on in this match.
Oh she cares alright Michael, she's just going to let those two do all the dirty work.
Maryse is seen laughing and she executes a signature hair flip before slowly raising her arms in the air for her signature taunt.
Michael Cole: Oh yeah, I see all the "care" she's over there giving right now King.
In the ring, Candice and Nicki lock up and Candice is quick to pull Nicki into a side headlock. Candice wrenches the neck before jumping up and delivering a bulldog that sends Nicki face first into the mat. Wasting little time Candice goes for another cover and a stunned Nicki kicks out at two. A cautious and very alert Candice notices Maryse not paying attention and exits the ring, Maryse spies her at the last second and lets out a little screech and takes off running around the ring, with Candice in hot pursuit. Maryse slides into the ring before Candice does and as Candice goes to slide in she is met with the force of Maryse's boot crashing down in between her shoulder blades. Maryse lets out a laugh as she grabs a handful of Candice's hair and begins slamming her head repeatedly into the mat. Maryse stands up and dusts her hands off and turns right into a fired up Nicki Minaj. Maryse takes one look at her and daintily raises her hand to her chest while laughing.
Maryse: You cannot be serious...you are wrestler? Ah ha ha!
Nicki responds with a boot to the midsection and grabs Maryse's head as she bends over in pain and takes her down with a DDT. Wasting little time, Nicki rolls Maryse over and goes for a cover and Maryse manages to kick out at the count of two. As Maryse sits up, Nicki grabs her shoulders and slams her back down into the mat and goes for another cover that is met with a count of one this time. Candice is slowly recovering and pulling herself up to her feet, she regains her bearings and catches the rising Nicki with a knee to the back before pulling her down with a reverse DDT. Candice looks at Nicki and stands up and walks in between the downed Nicki and the downed Maryse and points at Maryse which draws a cheer from the audience. Candice gives them a quick Go-Daddy shimmy before grabbing Maryse and pulling her up to her feet.
Michael Cole: It looks like Maryse is in trouble here King, could this be it?
Candice goes to lift Maryse in a suplex but finds the maneuver blocked and Maryse rakes the eyes. Maryse then executes a suplex of her own. Maryse mushes Candice's face before standing but is met with a devastating Roundhouse Kick from everyone's favorite Barbie. Before Nicki can go for a cover Maryse rolls away and out of the ring. Nicki grabs Candice and pulls her up and she then spins her around and locks her arms around Candice's waist, with a German Suplex in mind, Nicki attempts to execute the move only to find herself on the mat courtesy of a reversal Russian Leg Sweep from Candice. Candice not seeing Maryse decides to go for the kill and immediately pulls Nicki up and hits her Candywrapper (Jumping inverted double underhook facebuster). As Candice stands she is caught by a French TKO (Heel Kick) from Maryse who immediately spins and arrogantly lies on top of Nicki Minaj without bothering to hook the leg but instead mushing her face as the referee makes the three count that gives Maryse tonight's victory.
Winner: "The Sexiest of the Sexy" Maryse
Before the referee can raise Maryse's hand in victory or Maryse can celebrate a familiar theme begins to play.
Maryse snatches the Femme Fatale title and rolls out of the ring and makes her escape through the audience before Ivory can make her appearance on the stage.
Commercial Break
Michael Cole: Hello folks, welcome back from commercial break and if you are just joining us we've had two exciting matches tonight and chaos has already been quite prevalent during the show.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Chaos is great and all but seeing the Femme Fatales in action is even better.
Michael Cole: Tonight we've seen The Miz win the opening Fatal Four-Way match with an impressive victory and we know that Maryse has stolen the Femme Fatale Championship. Co-Owner Ivory is not happy about that and had this to say during the commercial break.
Ivory: As of right now I am ordering Maryse to..
The camera pans back and giggling girls are seen coming out of a locker room and a half dressed Samuel is shown in the door which clearly irritates Ivory.
Ivory: Don't you have a match you need to be getting ready for?
"The Crown Prince" Samuel Chatman: What's the matter baby you upset because you aren't part of my pre-match workout anymore?
Sam laughs as Ivory's face turns a darker shade of red and folds his arms across his chest while smirking at her.
Samuel: As I seem to recall it, you loved those workouts very well and you became very religious and called on God a lot and quite loudly as well I might add. Daddy USED to tear that shit up and you miss it. But hey don't mind me, the guy I'm facing tonight this "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels is religious too but the pain he'll be experiencing will make him call out to God for a different reason.
Sam quickly turns his back to her and walks off towards the curtain while fastening his pants. Ivory scowls and storms off the scene.
We would head backstage into the locker room of “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels who would be seen praying. He goes to a knee as he gets up and faces the camera.
“Finally EWN returns on the special night “The Crown Prince” is dethroned tonight. As he steps in the ring with “God’s Gift to Professional Wrestling”…. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels. I know my children have been waiting for us to return and tonight the wait is over. Samuel Chatman will be the next name added to my list of victories here. Once again I will prove to The Miz why I am no joke like him. I watch Sam week after week in different promotions claim to be daddy to his league of black sheep. Who have scattered out of the pastor. But those who have stayed faithful to the true father of EWN will find out this false prophet is nothing more than a false hope. I know you will be bringing your running buddy with you to get involved. Fear is only a feeling I am not afraid of someone no one on this planet. As I was sent …. BY GOD HIMSELF to strike those who get in m way. I do not plan to back down now or ever. So if Fear wants to stick himself into my match I will eliminate you like everybody else. But tonight Fear you will watch as your friend Sam falls to me. Falls to his feet before me. For I am the new king of this EWN. A fresh start but not a total change to the one walking out tonight the winner. And that is the Gospel according to “The Fallen Angel” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS!!”
Daniels would do his signature cross as the camera would fade to black.
Superstars Singles Match: “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels vs. ”The Crown Prince” Samuel Chatman w/ Fear
Sam and Daniels would meet face to face in the ring as they size one another up. Sam would throw a punch stumbling Daniels backwards. He would knock him into the ropes. He would then run at Daniels clotheslining him down onto the mat. Sam would flip Daniels over onto his stomach and grab his head bringing it up and slamming it down with a facecrusher. Daniels is hurting! He would then pull “The Fallen Angel” to his feet and hit him Chokelift Spinebuster. Sam would then cover Daniels hooking the leg 1……………………………………………………..2………………………………….. Kickout! “The Crown Prince” would pick Daniels up but Daniels would be ready punching Sam in the gut for him to release the grip. Daniels whips Chatman into the ropes and would retaliate with a strong dropkick to Sam. Daniels takes some time to play to the fans as he crosses himself. Daniels runs towards the turnbuckle BME….. but Sam rolls out of the way as Daniels eats the hard ring canvas! “Daddy” rolls to the outside to regroup as he breaths heavy. Sam would eventually renter the ring in the meantime after Fear would pull Daniels to the turnbuckle. He pulls his left leg back and drives it into the turnbuckle hard. Before the ref turned around Fear would walk away like nothing happen. Sam smirks and would try to lock the cloverleaf on Daniels who refused to let him do so. So Sam would take the time to stomp on the gut of Daniels knocking some air out of him. Sam keeping his cool would lock in the Boston Crab to have Daniels crawl to the bottom rope and hold it to break the move. Sam shakes his head frustrated and starts to argue with the ref. Daniels runs at the back of Sam knocking him over. Daniels climbs on “The Crown Prince” laying into him.
Michael Cole: There's been some back and forth action here but Daniels looks to be holding his own in there. I wonder what his motivation is, could it be the ever present arrogance that Samuel displays?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well Ivory's been know to grant special favors to anyone that is bringing any sort of pain to Samuel. Maybe she had something to do with it.
Michael Cole: Daniels doesn't look like the type that can be bought King.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: When Championship Gold opportunities are at stake, even the most trustworthy of people can surprise you.
Daniels would then take the time for Sam to get up and would run at him with a running neckbreaker. Daniels hooks the leg 1………………………………………………………..2………………………………………………… But Fear would put Sam’s foot on the ropes as the ref would warn him not to get involve. Daniels comes over to Fear yelling at him. Sam would try for a schoolboy with tights roll-up. 1…………………………….2…………….. Daniels breaks out not letting Sam get the win like that. As Sam gets behind Daniels he would with one hand bulldog him to the canvas. Sam singles that this is about to be over he heads up top to the boos of the fans. He would dive off with the Crown Jewels (Shooting Star Press)! But Daniels moves!! Sam hits the canvas hard as his head bounces off on impact. Daniels hooks the leg 1……………….2…………… Fear again puts his leg on the ropes. As the ref has had enough and kicks Fear from ringside to his demise. Sam puts his hands on his head ticked at the refs call. Daniels would grab the arm of Sam spinning him around with a Sitout Powerbomb. 1…………………………………….2…………………………………………………………….3! Daniels through all odds walks out the winner tonight.
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People are everywhere inside and outside of the Hartford Civic Center ready for the re-launch of the new and improved Elite Wrestling Network (EWN) and see just what the Superstars and Femme Fatales had for what was announced as the most fabulous wrestling production to be seen around the world. The backstage workers are all scrambling around to ensure tonight’s show goes off without a glitch and cameras are rolling catching this backstage footage for a DVD that will be released someday showing this footage. Standing by the backstage curtain confidently is a woman who no stranger to the wrestling business. The camera starts at her boots and slowly pans up her pants to her exposed midsection and then up to catch a glimpse of the material that is covering her chest area. The camera catches the light behind the exposed shoulders and then up to the dark brown hair that is hanging loose to the face and the woman is revealed to be Lisa "Ivory" Moretti. This woman is listed in the books and on all the programs as Co-Owner of this company and as she hears the pyro go off outside the curtain signaling the start of the show she takes in a deep breath and as her music starts to play she pulls out a familiar piece of purple cloth and heads out onto the stage.
With a microphone in hand Ivory soaks up the energy of the audience and an unusual thing happens as a smile actually appears on her face.
Ivory: Good evening everyone and welcome to the grand re-opening of the Elite Wrestling Network. It brings my dark heart so much joy to see all of your smiling faces and as I look around at least some of you still have the class and dignity that is required to be considered a "civilized" town. Then again there are a lot of perverts and skanks running around this town with your scantily clad women as they attend your...oh gosh you there standing by the curtain come here.
A young woman comes out with glasses on her face and a clipboard in her hands, the young woman is immediately recognized to be Cindy, Ivory's long time personal assistant.
Ivory: Does this place even have any professional sports teams?
Cindy - Ivory's Assistant: Well Miss Ivory the closest thing they have is the New England Seawolves.
After a moment of Ivory laughing loudly into the microphone cutting Cindy off and a chorus of boos that begin to flow freely from the audience, Ivory's voice rings out through the speakers once more.
Ivory: This is priceless why there's no need to insult this God forsaken place any more than it already is, I mean what the hell are the Seawolves?
Cindy - Ivory's Assistant: (In an eager and excited tone) Oh well they are...
Ivory:...That's all! Now scoot! Precious isn't she, couldn't fight her way out of a wet paper bag but cute nonetheless. Anyway, we have a show to do and the smells that some of your trampy women have are starting to get to me, I know cheap beer and peanuts are all it takes to get your women's juices flowing and we have plenty of that around here. Anyway let's start the show.
Ivory turns on her heels and heads back through the curtain as she puts on a headset and stands behind the monitors and cues the first match to begin.
Michael Cole: Hello folks and we want to welcome you to Monday Night Warzone. I'm Michael Cole alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler and King what a great feeling it is to be back.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Indeed it is Michael and we've got one heck of a show lined up.
Michael Cole: King it's interesting how this has played out, for the most part most of the Superstars and Femme Fatales returned and some have agreed to perform one night only as a courtesy to Ivory and The Rock during their re-launch of this company.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: At any rate I'm glad we retained and acquired some of the most gorgeous women on the planet for our brand.
Michael Cole: And we'll see them in action later on tonight but first let's see what the Superstars in the Show Opening match have to offer because here they come.
Show Opener, Fatal Four-Way Match: “The Ink’d-Up Xtremist” Rex Howlett vs. Matt Sydal vs. The Miz vs. CM Punk
As soon as the bell rings we are underway and CM Punk slyly slides out of the ring figuring he would let each man wear one another down before becoming involved. Rex would tie up with The Miz as the match started. He would bring The Miz in for a side headlock punching at his head before letting go. He would go around to the back of Miz and deliver a headbutt knocking The Miz to a knee. Rex locks in the Camel Clutch but before Miz had a choice of what to do Matt Sydal supekicks Rex off. Evan would jump into the air roundhouse kicking “The Ink’d-Up Xtremist”. Sydal would run off the hopes trying for a hurricanrana onto Howlett with no luck. Rex would lift him up where Sydal would hammer away knocking Howlett to the ropes. With some help from the ropes he would hurricanrana Howlett to the outside of the ring. Matt Sydal would then make his peace sign to the fans as they cheered he sprung ageist the ropes and planchas the body of Rex taking both to the floor. The Miz goes to the outside and tosses CM Punk under the bottom rope and into the ring. Miz slides in and would stomp on CM Punk as CM Punk crawls to the corner he would choke him with the boot. The ref counts the full five before Miz comes of his neck with the choke. Miz would smile as he backs up and runs at him with an Ole’ Kick as he would stop and grin at the fans to boos. Miz would then pick Punk up and here it comes.. SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! The cover 1……………….2…………… Rex would pull The Miz off Punk much to his dislike. Rex would run at him like a freight train and clothesline Miz to the ground. Rex heads up the top turnbuckle and dives off moonsaulting Miz. The cover 1………………2………………….. Miz shoots his right elbow off the mat. Rex picks him up and hits TROUBLE IN PARADISE! Rex hooks the leg of The Miz. 1…………………2…………… CM Punk comes in dropping an elbow on the back of Rex’s head to break the count. Punk uppercuts Rex into the corner. He would back up and come in with a Shinning Wizard to Rex’s face. He bulldogs him to the mat and covers but gets nothing. He locks in the Anaconda Vice! Rex would fight as he would try to be a ring general and find his way to the ropes. Punk pulls back as Rex screams in pain but kicks his boot up on to rope. Punk breaks at the three warning much to his dislike. Sydal is back in and would spring off the top rope with a missile dropkick to CM Punk. The fans start a “This is Awesome!” chant as the match keeps going. Sydal would then turn around and hit a standing moonsault onto Punk. He covers 1………….2……….. Punk shoots the elbow up. Sydal waits for him to sit up and hits a spinning back kick to Punks face taking him down again. Sydal heads up top. However The Miz would push him off causing him to come crashing down on CM Punk.
Miz back into the ring now covers both CM Punk and Matt Sydal 1……………..2…………….. Kickout! Miz springs ageist the ropes and hits a springboard bulldog on Punk. Sydal would roll to the outside trying to regroup. Miz is back up and pulls Sydal to his feet. SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! 1………2… Rex pulls him off and hits a big clothesline on The Miz! Rex taunts as he grins at the down Miz but turns his attention to Punk. He would walk over to Miz as he puts his boot on his knees choking Punk maybe even trying to get him to tap out. Rex locks in the cloverleaf as Punk is in a world of pain right now. However Miz comes in and tries to hit The Skull Crushing Finale but it is blocked by Rex. When out of nowhere they turn around and Sydal comes off the top rope with a double drop kick taking both men down to the ground. Punk rolls to the outside. Sydal decides to do a standing moonsault on the bigger of the two men Howlett. Sydal would head up top one more time and come off with the FALL FROM GRACE (Shooting Star Press)! The cover 1……………..2……………. Wait Miz pulls Sydal up and SKULL CRUSHING FINALE ONTO REX!! He hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………………3! The Miz rolls off laughing as I Came To Play plays over the speakers. The Miz rolls out of the ring where the ref raises his hand. As he backs up the ramp he holds the back of his head smiling. When he reaches the top he would do his signature pose before walking backstage.
Winner: The Miz
Jerry "The King" Lawler: As much as I hate to admit this, but Miz really pulled one off there.
Michael Cole: It's because he focused on the match for once instead of his "ever flowing" trash talk. If the Miz would just...
As if right on cue and in her usual fashion Maryse finds a way to interrupt Michael Cole as her entrance song Pourquoi? and her titantron video begin to play.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I never get tired of hearing that sound because it means two things, first you are going to shut up and two it's time for Femme Fatale action. Woo Hoo!
Michael Cole: I should have known it would be that arrogant...wait King why is Maryse carrying a Championship belt?
Maryse poses at the top of the ramp for several moments and then proceeds to head down the ramp. Maryse does her signature taunt as she heads down the ramp and keeps her hand up in the air, extended with the palm facing outward towards the fans. As she gets to the bottom of the ramp, she rounds the corner and hops up on the ring apron. Maryse steps through the ropes and grabs the top rope with her right hand and bends over and then launches herself into a beautiful hair flip as she stands erect and allows her body to slink back on the ropes. She smiles at the audience before delivering a wink and holding up the Championship belt that she carries before standing erect again and sauntering towards the middle of the ring.
Ce soir, Maryse se tenir devant vous comme elle sera toujours ... champion. Autres "Femme Fatales" ne peut pas d'accord, mais ils savent tous la vérité, la seule femme digne de porter ce titre autour est Maryse et ainsi de Maryse prendre la ceinture de ses fonctions d'Ivoire pour la sauver de la peine de tenir des concours inutile que Maryse va gagner de toute façon et devenir votre premier Femme Fatale Champion. Outre cela vous donnera tous les autres "filles" dans le dos de la chance de continuer à être jaloux de Maryse. Nous savons tous que c'est l'ordre naturel des choses quand même! Ah ha ha!
With that Maryse drops the microphone and heads towards the corner and leans against the ropes awaiting her other opponents.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Oh Michael I don't speak French but that sure sounded sexy!
Michael Cole: She is so full of herself King! I had the production team translate her audio and e-mail it to me and this is what she just said: Tonight Maryse stand before you as she will always be...champion. Other "Femme Fatales" may not agree but they all know the truth, the only woman worthy of carrying this title around is Maryse and so Maryse take the belt from Ivory's office to save her the trouble of holding some useless contest that Maryse will win anyway and become your first Femme Fatale Champion. Besides this will give all those other "girls" in the back the chance to continue to be jealous of Maryse. We all know that is the natural order of things anyway! Ah ha ha!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well I don't see what the problem is Michael, she's simply doing Ivory and The Rock a favor and she's crowned herself champion.
Michael Cole: Well I hope the other Femme Fatales make her eat her words and someone take that championship away from her immediately.
Femme Fatale Triple Threat Match: “Harajuku Barbie” Nicki Minaj vs. “The Sexiest of Sexy” Maryse vs. Candice Michelle
As the women enter the match Candice Michelle being once crowned a rightful champion immediately darts towards Maryse only to be pulled away from a laughing Maryse by the referee. Maryse rolls her eyes and throws her hand up as if Candice's passion did not matter. Nicki sucks her teeth and raises an eyebrow and as the bell sounds, Candice sprints towards Maryse who immediately runs to the ropes and grabs them. The referee has to pull Candice away and set her down on the mat as Maryse simply laughs and slowly re-enters the match. Maryse takes a moment to bend over and perform a signature hair flip that sets Candice off again but Maryse sticks her head and half her body through the ropes. Candice grabs Maryse's hair and pulls but as the referee makes his move, Candice finds herself the victim of a body crash from Nicki that causes Candice to release Maryse's hair and her body to crash into Maryse and that sends Maryse flying to the floor outside just barely missing her face crashing off the barricade that separates the audience from the ring. The crowd cheers as Nicki executes a quick schoolgirl roll-up on Candice that is met with a kick-out at the count of one. Candice attempts to beat Nicki up and makes it but as she goes for a short arm clothesline, Nicki ducks underneath and executes a clothesline of her own. Maryse sits up and holds her jaw on the outside of the ring and acts uninterested in the match going on in the ring. Candice rolls out of the way as Nicki who has leaped up in the air for an elbow drop connects with nothing but the mat. Candice quick to her feet catches the rising Nicki with a one-legged dropkick and immediately stands and catches Nicki with another. Candice goes for a quick cover that is met with another kick-out at the count of one.
Michael Cole: Fast paced action going on in the ring King, these Femme Fatales aren't messing around. Interestingly enough our "self-crowned" champion doesn't seem to care what is going on in this match.
Oh she cares alright Michael, she's just going to let those two do all the dirty work.
Maryse is seen laughing and she executes a signature hair flip before slowly raising her arms in the air for her signature taunt.
Michael Cole: Oh yeah, I see all the "care" she's over there giving right now King.
In the ring, Candice and Nicki lock up and Candice is quick to pull Nicki into a side headlock. Candice wrenches the neck before jumping up and delivering a bulldog that sends Nicki face first into the mat. Wasting little time Candice goes for another cover and a stunned Nicki kicks out at two. A cautious and very alert Candice notices Maryse not paying attention and exits the ring, Maryse spies her at the last second and lets out a little screech and takes off running around the ring, with Candice in hot pursuit. Maryse slides into the ring before Candice does and as Candice goes to slide in she is met with the force of Maryse's boot crashing down in between her shoulder blades. Maryse lets out a laugh as she grabs a handful of Candice's hair and begins slamming her head repeatedly into the mat. Maryse stands up and dusts her hands off and turns right into a fired up Nicki Minaj. Maryse takes one look at her and daintily raises her hand to her chest while laughing.
Maryse: You cannot be serious...you are wrestler? Ah ha ha!
Nicki responds with a boot to the midsection and grabs Maryse's head as she bends over in pain and takes her down with a DDT. Wasting little time, Nicki rolls Maryse over and goes for a cover and Maryse manages to kick out at the count of two. As Maryse sits up, Nicki grabs her shoulders and slams her back down into the mat and goes for another cover that is met with a count of one this time. Candice is slowly recovering and pulling herself up to her feet, she regains her bearings and catches the rising Nicki with a knee to the back before pulling her down with a reverse DDT. Candice looks at Nicki and stands up and walks in between the downed Nicki and the downed Maryse and points at Maryse which draws a cheer from the audience. Candice gives them a quick Go-Daddy shimmy before grabbing Maryse and pulling her up to her feet.
Michael Cole: It looks like Maryse is in trouble here King, could this be it?
Candice goes to lift Maryse in a suplex but finds the maneuver blocked and Maryse rakes the eyes. Maryse then executes a suplex of her own. Maryse mushes Candice's face before standing but is met with a devastating Roundhouse Kick from everyone's favorite Barbie. Before Nicki can go for a cover Maryse rolls away and out of the ring. Nicki grabs Candice and pulls her up and she then spins her around and locks her arms around Candice's waist, with a German Suplex in mind, Nicki attempts to execute the move only to find herself on the mat courtesy of a reversal Russian Leg Sweep from Candice. Candice not seeing Maryse decides to go for the kill and immediately pulls Nicki up and hits her Candywrapper (Jumping inverted double underhook facebuster). As Candice stands she is caught by a French TKO (Heel Kick) from Maryse who immediately spins and arrogantly lies on top of Nicki Minaj without bothering to hook the leg but instead mushing her face as the referee makes the three count that gives Maryse tonight's victory.
Winner: "The Sexiest of the Sexy" Maryse
Before the referee can raise Maryse's hand in victory or Maryse can celebrate a familiar theme begins to play.
Maryse snatches the Femme Fatale title and rolls out of the ring and makes her escape through the audience before Ivory can make her appearance on the stage.
Commercial Break
Michael Cole: Hello folks, welcome back from commercial break and if you are just joining us we've had two exciting matches tonight and chaos has already been quite prevalent during the show.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Chaos is great and all but seeing the Femme Fatales in action is even better.
Michael Cole: Tonight we've seen The Miz win the opening Fatal Four-Way match with an impressive victory and we know that Maryse has stolen the Femme Fatale Championship. Co-Owner Ivory is not happy about that and had this to say during the commercial break.
Ivory: As of right now I am ordering Maryse to..
The camera pans back and giggling girls are seen coming out of a locker room and a half dressed Samuel is shown in the door which clearly irritates Ivory.
Ivory: Don't you have a match you need to be getting ready for?
"The Crown Prince" Samuel Chatman: What's the matter baby you upset because you aren't part of my pre-match workout anymore?
Sam laughs as Ivory's face turns a darker shade of red and folds his arms across his chest while smirking at her.
Samuel: As I seem to recall it, you loved those workouts very well and you became very religious and called on God a lot and quite loudly as well I might add. Daddy USED to tear that shit up and you miss it. But hey don't mind me, the guy I'm facing tonight this "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels is religious too but the pain he'll be experiencing will make him call out to God for a different reason.
Sam quickly turns his back to her and walks off towards the curtain while fastening his pants. Ivory scowls and storms off the scene.
We would head backstage into the locker room of “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels who would be seen praying. He goes to a knee as he gets up and faces the camera.
“Finally EWN returns on the special night “The Crown Prince” is dethroned tonight. As he steps in the ring with “God’s Gift to Professional Wrestling”…. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels. I know my children have been waiting for us to return and tonight the wait is over. Samuel Chatman will be the next name added to my list of victories here. Once again I will prove to The Miz why I am no joke like him. I watch Sam week after week in different promotions claim to be daddy to his league of black sheep. Who have scattered out of the pastor. But those who have stayed faithful to the true father of EWN will find out this false prophet is nothing more than a false hope. I know you will be bringing your running buddy with you to get involved. Fear is only a feeling I am not afraid of someone no one on this planet. As I was sent …. BY GOD HIMSELF to strike those who get in m way. I do not plan to back down now or ever. So if Fear wants to stick himself into my match I will eliminate you like everybody else. But tonight Fear you will watch as your friend Sam falls to me. Falls to his feet before me. For I am the new king of this EWN. A fresh start but not a total change to the one walking out tonight the winner. And that is the Gospel according to “The Fallen Angel” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS!!”
Daniels would do his signature cross as the camera would fade to black.
Superstars Singles Match: “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels vs. ”The Crown Prince” Samuel Chatman w/ Fear
Sam and Daniels would meet face to face in the ring as they size one another up. Sam would throw a punch stumbling Daniels backwards. He would knock him into the ropes. He would then run at Daniels clotheslining him down onto the mat. Sam would flip Daniels over onto his stomach and grab his head bringing it up and slamming it down with a facecrusher. Daniels is hurting! He would then pull “The Fallen Angel” to his feet and hit him Chokelift Spinebuster. Sam would then cover Daniels hooking the leg 1……………………………………………………..2………………………………….. Kickout! “The Crown Prince” would pick Daniels up but Daniels would be ready punching Sam in the gut for him to release the grip. Daniels whips Chatman into the ropes and would retaliate with a strong dropkick to Sam. Daniels takes some time to play to the fans as he crosses himself. Daniels runs towards the turnbuckle BME….. but Sam rolls out of the way as Daniels eats the hard ring canvas! “Daddy” rolls to the outside to regroup as he breaths heavy. Sam would eventually renter the ring in the meantime after Fear would pull Daniels to the turnbuckle. He pulls his left leg back and drives it into the turnbuckle hard. Before the ref turned around Fear would walk away like nothing happen. Sam smirks and would try to lock the cloverleaf on Daniels who refused to let him do so. So Sam would take the time to stomp on the gut of Daniels knocking some air out of him. Sam keeping his cool would lock in the Boston Crab to have Daniels crawl to the bottom rope and hold it to break the move. Sam shakes his head frustrated and starts to argue with the ref. Daniels runs at the back of Sam knocking him over. Daniels climbs on “The Crown Prince” laying into him.
Michael Cole: There's been some back and forth action here but Daniels looks to be holding his own in there. I wonder what his motivation is, could it be the ever present arrogance that Samuel displays?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well Ivory's been know to grant special favors to anyone that is bringing any sort of pain to Samuel. Maybe she had something to do with it.
Michael Cole: Daniels doesn't look like the type that can be bought King.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: When Championship Gold opportunities are at stake, even the most trustworthy of people can surprise you.
Daniels would then take the time for Sam to get up and would run at him with a running neckbreaker. Daniels hooks the leg 1………………………………………………………..2………………………………………………… But Fear would put Sam’s foot on the ropes as the ref would warn him not to get involve. Daniels comes over to Fear yelling at him. Sam would try for a schoolboy with tights roll-up. 1…………………………….2…………….. Daniels breaks out not letting Sam get the win like that. As Sam gets behind Daniels he would with one hand bulldog him to the canvas. Sam singles that this is about to be over he heads up top to the boos of the fans. He would dive off with the Crown Jewels (Shooting Star Press)! But Daniels moves!! Sam hits the canvas hard as his head bounces off on impact. Daniels hooks the leg 1……………….2…………… Fear again puts his leg on the ropes. As the ref has had enough and kicks Fear from ringside to his demise. Sam puts his hands on his head ticked at the refs call. Daniels would grab the arm of Sam spinning him around with a Sitout Powerbomb. 1…………………………………….2…………………………………………………………….3! Daniels through all odds walks out the winner tonight.
We head backstage and see new interviewer “Hollywood Starlet” Skylar Madison would stand smiling waiting for one of her first interviews.
“Ladies and Gentlemen please help me welcome at this time Michelle McCool and Layla… LayCool!”
The ladies walk into the shot and would hug Skylar being friends and all.
“It’s nice to finally meet you Skylar me and Lay have heard so many good thinks about you. We are glad you finally made it. Unlike some people who came here. That being Catalina Mendoza or as we know her the want to be girl in LayCool. Now Skylar you know we have took you under are wing as our student. Now with all the rules and stuff here in EWN they seemed to put you on the interview spot.”
“That is right Chelle since Rock has some problem with seeing us at the top. Clearly Ivory tried everything she could but oh well. Anyways this jacket looks so much better on me then Catalina. I mean the want to be flawless diva. Flawless Diva’s don’t act that way to us Skylar let that be lesson one. We are the number one diva team around here. No one in this company can compete with me and Chelle. Catalina is just going to embarrass herself. Dose she really think she can beat Michelle again? If she dose we know her true hair color is blond after all….no offense Chelle or Skylar. At least you two know what being flawless is. Now Catalina dreams of being flawless. As she sleeps in bed she dreams of having the looks, skills and power we do. She dreams of being like us so much it is so painful to watch. I mean really painful Chelle.”
“Real Talk girls, we are the flawless divas around here and everyone knows it. From the male to the female locker room. We are the true stars here. Now that we are one brand all together we can beat on Catalina for awhile. Oh and by the way you look so good in that fur coat Lay. You look…… FLWALESS! But then again we always do with the girls running around here. I mean Skylar you are on your way with step one to respect us. We are the future of women’s wrestling in EWN. We are paving the way for girls to come. But everyone needs to know there is only room for one at the top. I am the top diva here is Lay is helping me climb my way to the top. When we finally have a champion I will be it. I will mark my words be the Female Fatal Champion. For anything that I want….I always get what I want. Believe it.”
“I know you will Chelle and then me you and Skylar will have one heck of a party for sure. But it all starts with tonight. When Chelle climbs the later and gets the coat. We are still debating on what to do with it. Maybe we will keep it just as a reminder to Catalina and I love it personally. It looks so much better on me anyways. Or maybe I will pawn this coat to make some extra cash in LayCool’s purse.”
Michelle, Layla and Skylar giggle.
“Well girls thanks for seeing me and letting me be your student. I have no doubt that tonight you will win the Fur Coat on a Pole Match Michelle. I will be using your advise tonight. Well ladies and gentlemen that was LayCool and let’s get to the ring for the match.”
Skylar hugs LayCool as they walk off and we fade to black.
Commercial Break
Michael Cole: Welcome back to the hottest television show seen around the world Monday Night Warzone and King it's time for more Femme Fatale action.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Yeah we heard some interesting things from LayCool right before the break.
Michael Cole: You call that interesting? I call that hideous, those girls think...
Jerry "The King" Lawler Hideous? Try flawless Michael Cole, you're just upset because those girls would never give you the time of day.
Femme Fatale Fur Coat on a Pole Match: Michelle McCool w/ Layla vs. Catalina Mendoza
As the bell rings Catlina would charge Michelle hitting her with a number of rights in left through a Lou Thez Press. She would get off Michelle and bounce off a rope hitting a fist drop onto Michelle. Michelle would clutch her face but it was far from over. Michelle would get up charging at Mendoza only for Catlina to hit a Crucifix pin on McCool 1…………………………………..2………………………………………………… Kickout! Catalina would take the time walking over to the corner where her fur coat was held. She would step on the turnbuckle however Michelle would walk up behind her clubbing her in the back and pulling her off the turnbuckle. She hangs Catalina in the corner and runs at her with a baseball slide. Layla would clap her hands cheering on her BFF. Michelle would then walk around Mendoza hitting her with a basement dropkick. Michelle would quickly head to the corner climbing up, her hands on the coat trying to yank it lose off the hanger. Catalina would get up and grab the legs of McCool and Powerbomb her off the turnbuckle! Catalina steps back and hits a split legged leg drop onto McCool. She then points to Layla as she heads outside of the ring. Layla is on the ring as she runs around the ring trying to avoid Catalina. However Catalina would end up clotheslining Layla to the ground outside. She looks up at the ref counting as she reenters the ring.
Michelle would run at Catalina taking her to the mat with a Big Boot. Michelle would then slide to the outside checking on her BFF as the ref started to count. As Layla nodded that she was alright Michelle would slide back into the ring looking to destroy Catalina. Michelle would pick Catalina pick Catlina up only to kick her in the gut.. WINGS OF LOVE (Lifting Double Underhook Sitout Facebuster) Michelle brushes her hands off and walks to the corner tugging at the coat looking to take it down. She seems to be losing her balance. Catalina is up and would jump up arm dragging Michelle as both Fatales are down. The ref would start to count “1…………………..2……………………..3…………………….4………” The ref would stop the count as Catalina would roll to her feet. Catalina would wait and would try to hit the VIP BOUND (Jumping Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick)… But Michelle backs up not letting Mendoza hit it on her. Michelle tries to back away from Mendoza into the corner Mendoza would kick at the midsection of McCool. She charges her only for McCool to move and let her run into the turnbuckle. McCool spins her around.. FAITH BREAKER! Michelle would then step on Mendoza’s stomach to the middle turnbuckle pad climbing up as she unhooks the fur coat and brings it down with her. Layla runs in hugging her BFF as “Your Not Enough For Me” plays Layla puts on the jacket and Michelle raises their hands as the fans would boo loudly.
Winner: Michelle McCool w/Layla
Jerry "The King" Lawler: See Cole, I told you and they told you, they are Simply Flawless.
Michael Cole: Give the assist to Layla who ensured McCool had momentum at all times.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's what having a BFF is all about Cole, if you had any friends at all then you'd understand that concept.
Amiee was walking backstage looking rather blithesome. She came to a stop when she started to smile broadly when she spotted something or someone. The camera panned out to show Delta Madison talking to a road agent of some sort. Delta looked up with chagrined when she saw Amiee Vaughan approaching her.
Delta Madison: "Oh look who it is, how can I help you this time Miss Vaughan?"
Amiee Vaughan: "I certainly need some help, Miss Delta Madison.... I need your advice on something. What do you think of these shoes? I bought them last week and I’m still unsure about them.”
Delta looked in confusion looking down at Amiee’s red stiletto Jimmy Choo shoes. Since Delta was also a shoe junkie she couldn't hide her fascination with them. She looked back at Amiee to get a clear answer to what she was getting at.
Delta Madison: “...They look nice, nothing wrong with them.”
Amiee Vaughan: “You are such a great advisor! What could I do without you? What else should you advise me on?”
Delta tilted her head comprehending what Amiee was intending. It was the fact that Delta’s job title was changed to advisor, not General Manager. Delta cracked a smile and gave out a huff of a laugh.
Delta Madison:"Real cute."
With that, Delta started to walk off before Amiee would continue with anymore lame jokes about her job title. Amiee stood there acting all surprised and shrugging her shoulders and then letting out an amused laugh.
Amiee Vaughan:"I know I’m cute.... Oh just remember to watch Jaydan dismantle Triple H later tonight."
Michael Cole: Looks like things are going good for Jaydan and Amiee at the moment.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: You hit the nail right on the head Michael...at the moment, there's still other matches before the Main Event and with those two time is mostly the enemy when it comes to fighting.
Michael Cole: Well speaking of other matches this next one looks to be quite promising, let's take a look at the contract being signed for this next match.
The lights in the arena go down and all eyes gravitate towards the glowing titantron that is showing the inside of Ivory's office from earlier today. Ivory is seated in her high back executive chair and there are two heads with their backs to the cameras sitting in chairs as well.
Ivory: Gentlemen I want to thank you both for doing this, even though The Rock and I would love to have you on board as full time EWN Superstars I respect your decision to do this one-time appearance and wrestle in a match to help build this company. I have drawn up contracts with the fees you both requested and if you'll sign on the dotted line, we'll make this happen.
The two men take hold of the contracts being handed to them and after a moment scribbling with a pen can be heard coming from two directions as the contracts are handed back to Ivory. Ivory looks down at the contracts and smiles. The two men stand and shake her hand and as they turn around to leave the audience starts cheering wildly as the men are revealed to be "The Shaman of Sexy" John Morrison and "The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
Superstars Singles Match: "Rated R Superstar" Edge vs. “The Shaman of Sexy” John Morrison (EWN debut)
As the two superstars enter the ring to a thunderous ovation, the referee signals for the bell and the contest gets underway.
Michael Cole: Would you listen to the fans King, they love this match.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: The fans know the caliber of match they are about to see because of the skills of the two Superstars currently in the ring circling one another.
Edge and Morrison both circle one another and lock up in the ring, neither man can gain the advantage so they release and lock up again. Morrison attempts to pull Edge into a side headlock but Edge quickly shoves him off and tapping the side of his head indicating his smarts he smiles. Morrison nods and charges Edge who sidesteps a clothesline attempt and Morrison rebounds off the ropes and finds himself met with a front dropkick from Edge. Edge decides to start systematically working on Morrison's leg and begins stomping on the right leg repeatedly. Morrison catches the leg after several vicious stomps and dragon whips Edge to the mat. Morrison pulls himself back to the ropes and begins to pull himself up with the aid of the ropes. Edge begins to stand as well and seeing Morrison in trouble he quickly rushes towards the ropes and Morrison instinctively grabs the second rope and pulls it down as Edge's momentum works against him and he goes straight through the ropes and hits the floor with a thud. Morrison slowly stands and after testing his weight on the leg, he quickly makes his way to the turnbuckle and climbs as Edge begins to rise, Morrison leaps off the turnbuckle into a beautiful cross-body dive that takes Edge right back down. Morrison felt most of that blow as well and as both men lie on the floor, the referee begins the mandatory 10 count. The crowd begins to cheer their favorite Superstar to rise to their feet and the referee reaches the count of four and neither man has stirred.
Michael Cole: We knew this contest was going to get physical, we knew this match was going to be amazing...
Jerry "The King" Lawler: How could it not be, look at the two Superstars that are facing one another.
6...7...8...both Edge and Morrison are stirring and by the count of 9 both manage to slide in the ring under the bottom rope. The crowd explodes as the two men begin to battle with punches as they attempt to rise to their feet. Morrison gets the advantage and goes to Irish Whip Edge across the ring but as Edge hits the ropes he uses that momentum to go low as Morrison was going high and takes him down with a powerful Spear. The crowd erupts with cheering as Edge slowly makes his way over to Morrison and drapes his arm around him for the cover. 1...2..Morrison reaches down deep just inches away from the referees hand slapping the canvas for the third and final time and Morrison kicks out. Edge in disbelief grabs his hair with both his hands and gives it a through pull as he stares at the referee in disbelief. The referee shrugs and yells out the word two! The Morrison fans in the audience cheer frantically as their hero is still in this contest.
Michael Cole: Oh my gosh! Did you see that King? Morrison...he kicked out, he kicked out of the Spear!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I saw it but that young man has a lot of heart and if anyone could survive a Spear and manage to kick out it's him.
Edge pulls himself together and slowly rises to his feet and takes a sniff of the air and a strange smile crosses his face, some would liken the look to a cheetah spotting a wounded zebra in the wild. Edge backs into the nearest turnbuckle and the crowd builds momentum in anticipation for another devastating Spear. Morrison begins slowly pulling himself towards the corner and grabs the ropes and begins pulling himself up. Morrison is now on his feet and as he begins to turn around, Edge takes off in anticipation of ending it all with this last Spear but Morrison side steps Edge and shoves him right into the turnbuckle. Morrison pulls Edge out of the corner and grabs him and spins him around in a circle before shoving him right back in the same turnbuckle. Edge cries out in pain as Morrison yanks him out of the turnbuckle and takes him down with a Springboard Dropkick. Morrison backs up and allows Edge to pull himself up to a seated position and he takes off and his knee connecting with Edge's face with a sickening crack. Morrison wastes little time in climbing the turnbuckle and leaping off with a picture perfect Moonlight Drive (Corkscrew Moonsault). The fans begin to cheer wildly as Morrison slowly makes his way towards Edge and the exhausted Morrison drapes his arm around Edge.
Michael Cole: Oh My Gosh! Is he gonna have it here?
Crowd: 1....2....oh!
A mixed reaction goes out as Edge manages to just barely roll his shoulder up and break the pin.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: He did it Michael!
Morrison winces in pain as he sits up and stares at the referee in utter shock and disbelief. Morrison seeing Edge still down pulls himself to his feet and heads towards the turnbuckle and goes to climb again but as he reaches the top, he finds himself spun around by Edge who throws a solid right hand that connects with Morrison's face. The two exchange blows and begin tittering on the top of the turnbuckle. Morrison goes for a haymaker type punch that Edge dodges but rather grabs Morrison in a move that is similar to the Rock Bottom and the two of them fly off the top turnbuckle towards the outside. The momentum causes both men to crash into the barricade with such a force it moves the barricade.
Michael Cole: Would you look at the carnage King!
Crowd: 1...2...3
Jerry "The King" Lawler: These two have put everything on the line for this one.
Crowd: 4...5...6
Michael Cole: Booking a match like this with these two competitors was bound to cause these two Superstars to put their bodies and well being on the line. The pride of scoring a victory in this match would be tremendous.
Crowd: 7...8...9
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Ohhh this is bad Michael, I don't think they are going to make it.
Crowd: 10!
The referee signals for the bell and declares this match is over due to a double count-out. Paramedics rush to the scene and tend to the battered men on the floor. After several minutes both men are on their feet with the assistance of the paramedics and helped to the top of the ramp. Both men ask to turn and face the audience and both grimace in pain as the hold their fist up in the air as the crowd goes bananas with excitement.
No Winner, Match ended in Double Count-out
Commercial break
Michael Cole: Hello folks and welcome ba...
Jerry "The King" Lawler: How come you always get to welcome us back from commercial? Maybe I want to do it sometimes.
Michael Cole: Well I guess I never thought about it that way, why don't you welcome us back from commercial break King.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I don't want to know.
Michael Cole: You're impossible Lawler. Folks if you are just joining us we've had some very impressive matches. The match we just saw between Edge and John Morrison was spectacular. It's such a shame that those two only signed one night contracts but we in the EWN will welcome them back anytime they are ready.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Will you stop babbling over there, you made me miss the lovely Femme Fatales entering the ring for this upcoming 6 Woman Tag Match.
Michael Cole: Wait did you say 6 Woman Tag Match? I only count 5 in the ring right now. Where is Jessica Mendoza?
Femme Fatale 6 Women Tag Team Match: Syren, “The Ultimate Beauty” Velvet Sky (EWN debut) & "Princess of Punx" Trixie Callaway w/ Milyna Max vs. AJ Lee, Jessica Mendoza & Trish Stratus (EWN Debut)
The referee awaits a signal and hears Ivory's voice through his headset to just go ahead and start the match without Jessica. He calls for the bell and AJ Lee and Trish Stratus do not look happy being one short in the match. The women begin discussing who will start the match with one another in the ring and stop as well as the audience when music begins blasting through the arena speakers and all eyes turn to face the entrance stage.
Entrance theme: Comeback by Kelly Rowland
The lovely Akasha Monroe sashays out onto the ramp and strikes a pose. The crowd erupts into cheers as Ms. 'Kasha is brought a microphone.
"Princess A" Akasha Monroe: What's up y'all? Now you know Ms. 'Kasha had to come see all of you for this grand re-opening and it turns out that "Princess A" arrived just in a nic of time. Now babyyy this here is supposed to be a 6 Woman Tag Team Match but there is only 5 women in that ring and that ain't right. So I talked to Ivory and signed one of her one night only contracts and decided to grace all of you with all this fine!
Aggressive Fan: I love you!
With a quick wink and a blow of a kiss, Akasha starts pounding the pavement towards the ring. As she climbs in the ring and heads towards her teammates for the evening she raises the mic one last time.
Akasha: Sho you right boy.
Michael Cole: It looks like the odds are evened up now King.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Figured that all out by yourself did you Cole?
It is decided that Velvet Sky and AJ Lee start the contest. The two meet in the center of the ring and AJ immediately locks up with Velvet, Velvet waist little time raking the eyes and taking AJ down with a Snap DDT. She stands and gives the crowd a little excitement with a wiggle before jumping up in the air and missing an elbow drop as AJ has rolled out of the way. The spirited AJ rises to her feet and pulls Velvet up and begins delivering multiple variations of kicks. Velvet tries to block as best she can but is failing miserably. Syren sensing danger quickly enters the ring and yanks AJ by the hair before planting her with a Back Stabber. This causes Trish to enter the ring but she is cut off by Trixie Callaway who takes her down with a Thesz Press and begins wailing on her like no tomorrow. The referee tries to regain control of the situation as Akasha has entered the ring and she and AJ are delivering a Double Gut Buster to Velvet. Syren begins to stir as the referee is pulling her towards her corner, he then goes and yells at Akasha to exit the ring and she complies and pulls Trixie off of Trish and escorts her to her corner. In the ring AJ takes Velvet down with a Spinning Wheel Kick. AJ then pulls Velvet towards her corner and tags out to Akasha Monroe. Akasha pulls Velvet to her feet only to receive a rake to the eyes and a boot to the toes from Velvet. Velvet then delivers a Snapmare followed by a shoot kick to the back of Akasha's head. Velvet heads to her corner and tags out to Syren who waists little time entering the ring and running at Akasha and kicking her square in the face sending her crashing back into the mat. Syren then hits Akasha with a Cartwheel Elbow Drop. As Syren goes to lift Akasha she is met with some quick shots to the midsection but she stops this momentum with a powerful kick to Akasha's chest. She quickly grabs Akasha with a Wrist Lock and transitions the move into a Crucifix Head Scissors. The crowd begins cheering willing Akasha to get back into this contest, but she is going down to one knee. Trish attempts to enter the ring but is stopped by the referee and this allows Velvet to sneak in the ring and deliver a powerful kick to the side of Akasha's head. Milyna Max cheers at ringside as Akasha hits the mat. Syren scowls at Velvet as she makes her exit but rolls Akasha over into a cover. The referee makes it to two and Akasha gives it all she's got and kicks out at the count of two.
Michael Cole: Akasha really needs to gain some momentum here King.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's the only way she's going to turn this around and she desperately needs to make a tag.
Michael Cole: Speaking of partners, is it just me or did Syren not look pleased with Velvet's interference in the match?
Trixie looks bored on the apron and stifles a yawn and receives a stern look from Milyna to which she casually shrugs off and continues to watch the match. Syren grabs Akasha by the hair and drags her off to her corner and tags out to Trixie. Trixie enters the ring and pulls Akasha up and sets her up for her Trix Ain't for Kids (Vertabreaker) only to receive a Chick Kick to the head as Trish looks fired out but is escorted back to her corner. Aggravated with Trish, Trixie in an unorthodox move grabs Akasha and pulls her towards enemy territory and takes her hand and uses it to shove Trish Stratus but also make her the legal woman in this contest. Trixie smirks and welcomes Trish to come into the ring. Trish now annoyed with Trixie's arrogance rushes in the ring and immediately grabs her and locks her into a side headlock and begins to wrench the neck.
Trish: Listen up little girl, I don't know who you think you are, but I'm a 7 time Women's Champion and the Diva of the Dec....
Wham...Trish hits the mat as Trixie has planted her with a beautiful back body drop. Trixie rolls her eyes and yanks Trish up by the hair and plants her with a DDT. Trixie isn't done by a long shot and pulls Trish up again and whips her across the ring and upon the rebound she sends Trish flying with a well timed Hurricanrana. Trixie then heads over to Trish and locks her in X (Gogoplata). With Akasha still badly injured and recovering on the outside, it's up to AJ Lee to attempt to break the hold so AJ quickly climbs the top rope but finds herself grabbed and pulled off the top rope by Velvet Sky and Syren with a wicked Bulldog. Akasha attempts to enter the ring but finds her legs swept by Milyna Max and Trish taps out due to the pain. Trixie laughs aloud as she keeps the hold in place until the referee breaks the hold. Trixie stands and in a mocking fashion executes a bow much like Trish does before leaving the ring with a smile on her face.
Winners: Syren, “The Ultimate Beauty” Velvet Sky & "Princess of Punx" Trixie Callaway w/ Milyna Max
Michael Cole: What a match that was.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: It had twists and turns from everywhere.
Michael Cole: We saw the one-night only return of Akasha Monroe, the absolute destruction that Velvet Sky, Syren, and Trixie Callaway left in the ring.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Cole if it's one thing I know about women and I know a lot about women...this is far from over.
Michael Cole: One thing that can be said about most of our Femme Fatales, they don't lack in confidence but sometimes that confidence is just downright arrogance and if you ask me that's what happened in the ring tonight. Trish Stratus' pride on her past accomplishments cost her the match.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: It was that mean Trixie Callaway being sneaky and with the help of her little friend Milyna that cost them the victory. The real blame goes to that no show Jessica Mendoza, who everyone was prepared for her in the match and not Akasha, that's what threw off the team dynamic.
Michael Cole: How can you sit here and say that King? It's a professional wrestler's job to be prepared for any opponent at any given time. You're just defending Trish because of some school boy crush.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Please Michael I get closer to the Femme Fatales than you ever will.
Michael Cole: Well folks we are about to take out final commercial break and our Main Event is a Cage Match featuring "The Game" Triple H versus Jaydan Gabriel, it's live and it's next!
Before the break, the screen switches to Ivory's office and she is on the phone with an aggravated look on her face.
Ivory: Yeah, yeah, yeah, electrifying. I got it.
Unheard response.
Ivory: Well the show was fine but you would've known that if you were here.
Unheard response.
Ivory: I don't care how much Pie you were expected to eat. I made pulled it off and you hate it, typical male ignorance. You think you can do better hot shot, be my guest, see you next week![/center]
