Post by Samuel on Apr 28, 2011 21:17:46 GMT -5
Once again another strong week, thanks everyone for your contributions and you hard work and dedication. It truly motivates everyone on the staff to produce a quality show for you. Enjoy ;D
The Prudential Center is buzzing with activity. It's been a long time since Newark, New Jersey saw this type of excitement about a new production coming to their town. Sure other wrestling companies had come through town but a starting company owned by two veterans in the wrestling business meant this was going to be something no one wanted to miss. Eager fans sit in their seats drinking their beers, sodas, and who knows what, while eating their popcorn, hot dogs, chicken fingers, the sky happens to be the limit at the concession stand tonight. As the lights begin to dim in the arena promptly at 7:00 p.m. The anticipation around the arena can be felt and as the first glimmer of light from the pyro goes and the explosion can be heard the arena comes to life. The energy from the crowd is amazing and can be felt in every corner of the arena. The music begins to play and familiar voices begin to ring out in the homes of the masses watching at home.
Michael Cole: Hello folks and welcome to Monday Night Warzone! I'm Michael Cole alongside my broadcast colleague Jerry "The King" Lawler and what a show we have in store for you.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: For once I agree with you Michael Cole, we have an amazing show set up for you this evening.
Michael Cole: Last week we saw the relaunch of EWN and the only word that comes to mind to describe it was spectacular. Let's do a quick recap for those that missed it. The opening show match was a Fatal Four-Way Match where we saw The Miz pick up an impressive victory. After that our self-proclaimed Femme Fatale Champion Maryse...yes folks you heard right apparently Maryse stole the Femme Fatale Championship out of Ivory's office and has been carrying around and proclaiming herself to be the first EWN Femme Fatale Champion. Maryse then went on to "steal" the victory in a Triple Threat Match and escape the wrath of Ivory after the match. Next up we saw Christopher Daniels in an impressive win against that arrogant jerk Samuel Chatman who was accompanied by Fear and their cheating ways still didn't get the job done. Michelle McCool won the Fur Coat on a Pole match and LayCool hasn't shut up about it since. In a one-night only match John Morrison and Edge had an all-out war that ended in a double count out. Next our Femme Fatales came back with a vengeance in a brutal 6 Woman Tag match where Trixie Callaway scored an impressive victory over Trish Stratus. And our Main Event was bloody and vicious as Jaydan Gabriel picked up the win over Triple H.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Finally will you shut up or take a breath...sheesh!
Michael Cole: There isn't time King, I've got to get...of all the nerve...
Pourquoi? begins to play yet again cutting Michael Cole off and Maryse strides out onto the EWN stage entrance. Performing her signature entrance and in rare form Maryse saunters down the ramp and rounds the ring.
Michael Cole: She isn't scheduled to compete until later tonight...wait King, she looks like she's coming over here.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Whoa momma, move over Michael Cole.
King stands up to greet Maryse warmly and she smiles and Michael Cole hesitantly stands to greet Maryse and extends his hand and is only met with a roll of the eyes before King helps Maryse settle in. Maryse sets the Femme Fatale Championship on the table for all to view and puts on a headset.
Michael Cole: What an unexpected event, to what do we own the pleasure of...
"Sexiest of the Sexy" Maryse: Pleasure is something you no nothing of Michael Cole. You are Vintage Nerd and Vintage Nerds never get pleasure.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: He is a nerd and he is such a hater. Why you are the most gorgeous woman on the planet as far as I've seen.
Maryse smiles at King and it is now Michael Cole who is rolling his eyes.
Michael Cole: So Maryse is it because neither of the Co-Owners have arrived yet that you are so proudly walking around carrying that "stolen" title belt?
Maryse: Maryse would never expect you to understand that belt is not stolen, it is with rightful owner. That is why Maryse is out here tonight, tonight Maryse will observe all these other "so-called" Femme Fatales in action and by the end of the night you will see why Maryse has done Ivory and Rock favor by being the first Femme Fatale Champion.
Michael Cole: What are you talking about Maryse? You aren't the champion, you are just carrying around the belt.
With that look King moves back a little and Maryse appears to be about to give Michael Cole the what for when Trish Stratus' entrance theme begins to sound off around the arena.
Show Opener, Femme Fatale Tag Team Match: Trish Stratus & AJ Lee vs. “The Ultimate Beauty” Velvet Sky & Syren
After last week Trish Stratus is seeking revenge unfortunately she couldn't get her hands on Trixie Callaway but she'd settle for Velvet Sky and Syren who she felt were just as disrespectful. AJ Lee with her go-getter attitude bounces back and forth warming up and as the beautiful yet arrogant team of Velvet Sky and Syren make their way out you can feel the heat oozing off of Trish. As they make their way around the ring the bad blood between Maryse and Syren renews as Maryse blows an arrogant kiss at her and waves while laughing. Syren does not get a chance to respond as Trish has delivered a Chick Kick to Velvet as she was paying homage to the ropes that sends her straight to the outside and crashing right into Syren.
Maryse: You see that Michael Cole? That is supposed to be a contender for Maryse's Femme Fatale Championship? She not even able to get in ring properly and any girl that team up with that créature hideuse Syren is surely not champion material.
Michael Cole: And just what makes you the expert on contender's for the vacant Femme Fatale Championship?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Quiet Michael you are going to offend Maryse and she is our guest. I'm sorry Maryse he isn't used to being in the presence of a beautiful woman.
Syren angrily stands up and shoves Velvet off of her with disgust but her attention immediately turns to Trish who is doing her signature bow in the ring. Syren's eyes dart back and forth from Trish to Maryse and she cautiously makes her way into the ring. The referee signals for the bell and it barely rings before Syren has taken Trish down with a Running Bicycle Kick that sends her down to the mat. A fired up Syren grabs a handful of Trish's hair and begins to yank her up while smirking in Maryse's direction until she finds her eyes raked and Trish stomps on her foot before grabbing her and pushing her back slightly and delivering a hard backhand chop. Syren backs up and Trish advances with another chop, this continues until the reach the ropes and the crowd gets silent as Trish licks her hand and delivers a devastating chop to Syren that sends her to the mat. Trish laughs and heads over to tag out to AJ Lee but pulls her hand back at the last second without making a tag.
Michael Cole: I don't like this new arrogant attitude that Trish Stratus has been carrying around lately.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I don't know if I'd call it arrogant, she's just very aware of all the accomplishments that she's earned.
Maryse: Earned or handed to her Michael Cole? Maryse not see what is so great about her.
Michael Cole: Some say the same thing about you Maryse that you are handed everything that you have ever gotten to include stealing the Femme Fatale Championship.
Maryse: Michael, Michael, Michael you only jealous of Maryse because you will never achieve what Maryse has. You are nerd that will always be stuck doing what you are doing right now. No matter how loyal you are you will never move up in world and amount to anything. Maryse has accomplished more in week than you have accomplished in 10 years. Ah ha ha!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I told you to stop being rude to our guest Michael. Maryse I know you work very hard, but even you have to admit that Trish works hard.
Maryse: *blank stare*
In the ring AJ looks a bit disappointed but she quickly brushes it off and continues to cheer on her teammate for the evening. Trish heads over to Syren and grabs her by the hair and executes a Hairpull Snapmare. Syren attempts to stand only to be kicked in the chest by Trish. Trish yanks Syren's head up by the hair and with a wicked smile leans in and whispers in her ear before slamming her head back down into the mat. Trish again makes her way over to her corner and AJ eagerly holds her hand out for a tag and Trish shakes her head no. The disappointment is showing on AJ's face and Trish takes her fingers and makes a motion for AJ to smile. Meanwhile Syren has started making her way to her corner but Trish takes off running and blasts Velvet Sky in the face with a Running Elbow.
Michael Cole: Syren's in trouble in there King. What's it gonna take to shift the momentum here.
Maryse: With that face Syren is always in trouble. The only thing more hideous is her "performance" in ring tonight. Ah ha ha!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Syren really needs to make a tag here, but it appears that Trish is out to redeem herself for last week.
Trish lifts Syren up and places her on the top turnbuckle and backs up to execute a Stratusphere (Handstand Headscissors Takedown) but finds her legs kicked away by Syren and Trish hits the mat, Syren positions herself and leaps off with a Diving Moonsault. Syren begins to slowly make her way to her corner as does Trish and both manage to make the tag at the same time. A fired up AJ Lee quickly takes Velvet down with a Spinning Heel Kick. Velvet immediately gets up only to be taken down with an Armdrag. Velvet stands again and is victim to another Armdrag. The crowd begins to come alive and AJ focus and delivers a powerful Roundhouse kick to the rising Velvet Sky that sends her right back down to the mat. AJ draws in cheers from the audience as she stalks her rising opponent and goes for a kick but it is caught by the rising Velvet who shoves AJ down to the mat. Velvet drops down to her knees and throws a few closed hand shots to AJ's face. Velvet pulls AJ to her feet and whips her across the ring only to be met with a Huricanrana counter that draws a huge pop from the crowd. As AJ pumps her fist to the crowd making her way around the ring firing them up, Trish Stratus blind tags herself into the match and pulls Velvet off the mat and over to a nearby turnbuckle and delivers the Stratusfaction (Springboard Bulldog). Trish dramatically rises to her knees before laying on Velvet with her back in an arrogant cover. Syren attempts to enter the ring but is stopped by AJ Lee and the referee's hand hits the mat three times in succession giving Trish & AJ the victory. Trish Stratus stands up and takes a bow before hoping out of the ring completely ignoring AJ Lee's handshake attempt.
Winners: Trish Stratus & AJ Lee
Jerry "The King" Lawler: What an amazing victory that was. This new attitude of Trish's really paid off here.
Michael Cole: I don't know about paying off or is setting a bad example more like it. Women like AJ Lee probably look up to Trish and to be treated the way she was tonight was totally uncalled for.
Maryse: Oh Michael you know nothing, if AJ Lee wants something in this business she can no be mouse about it. She must take what she want because that is exactly what Trish would do.
Michael Cole: I guess you would know all about taking what you want for yourself no matter the cost right Maryse?
Maryse: Maryse no talk to you Michael, you cannot even pronounce name right. Say it slowly it is Maryse, not whatever it is you constantly say.
Michael Cole: I thought...you know what never mind.
As the titantron begins to glow and the camera switches to the Royal Anarchy dressing room and a shirtless Samuel is sitting there.
The females in the audience begin to let their emotions be known and what a rowdy bunch of women Newark, New Jersey had. The noise was near deafening. Samuel is seated in a chair nonchalantly and reaches over and grabs his HTC Evo and uses the touchscreen to dial a number. The phone is on speaker and a man's voice answers the phone.
Unidentified Caller: What's up brother from another mother.
"The Crown Prince" Samuel Chatman: Ay yo bro..dude where you at? You was supposed to be here hours ago son.
Unidentified Caller: Chill bro, I was out arranging something for later tonight after the Main Event of course.
Samuel: Alright that's what it is man, if you arranged something I know it's gonna be live. Still just got nervous when you weren't here yet. Figured the "Old Battle Ax" was up to her shit again and did something to you man.
Unidentified Caller: Don't worry about that, she just wants the ding-a-ling and besides I've always had her under my thumb anyway. You just can't help yourself and you love to piss her off every chance you get.
Samuel: Yeah it's like a hobby of mine to make her storm off and shit, she still wants the royal penis but she can't bring herself to ask for it because that wouldn't be "classy".
Unidentified Caller: Enough about Furious Grannies Gone Sour, hey you got that Fear kid in check? Cause he can't mess up our plans by doing something wreckless.
Samuel: Don't worry about him, he's cool and I think he realizes that tonight is easy breezy so there's no need to get all demented and shit.
Unidentified Caller: Good because she may not be in the arena yet but I'm sure she's gonna be there for the Main Event, praying that you two get beaten.
Samuel: Knowing her dude, she rushing to get here to place some stipulation on you to make sure the scales aren't tipped in my favor.
Unidentified Caller: I told you Ivory isn't going to be a problem, I'll flash her a flirtatious smile and she'll be like putty. Uh oh, the other half is coming I gotta go man.
Unidentified Woman in Background: Who is that and why are you rushing off the phone?
A click is heard and the phone is hung up. Sam shakes his head with a smile on his face and looks up to see Fear come into the locker room as EWN takes its first commercial break.
Commercial Break
Michael Cole: Hello folks and welcome back to Monday Night Warzone. King you gotta wonder who was Samuel on the phone with?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I have no idea, if you want to know so bad, then why don't you go ask him.
Maryse: Ah ha ha! Michael Cole is jealous of Samuel's phone call. You are beyond pathetic, you are so nosy because you no have life of own. Ah ha ha!
Michael Cole: Maryse why are you still out here?
Maryse: Maryse already told you why but since you are clearly stupid or something it is to observe the other "Femme Fatales" and prove just why none of them are in Maryse's league and so by graciously accepting the burden of being companies first Femme Fatale Champion so that the title have...what is word...ah yes credibility.
Femme Fatale Singles Match: Candice Michelle vs. “Harajuku Barbie” Nicki Minaj
Candice Michelle is first to enter the ring and as she looks over and sees Maryse with the title belt she walks over to the ring apron and points at the belt and then points at herself while glaring at Maryse. Maryse gives her a fake smile and mockingly claps her hands together. Candice glares angrily at Maryse as Nicki Minaj makes her way to the ring. Today Nicki is focused and ready for battle and as the bell rings, she sees an opening while Candice is turning to face her in the ring. Nicki sprints across the mat and shoves Candice right into the turnbuckle and begins wailing on her midsection. The ref begins the 5 count for the closed fists and Nicki stops at four. Nicki positions herself just right and wraps her legs around Candice's neck and executes a top rope aided headscissor takedown. The crowd cheers as Nicki pulls Candice up and attempts a Suplex but it is blocked and Candice executes a Suplex of her own.
Maryse: *Maryse yawns into the microphone.*
Michael Cole: That was rude!
Maryse: Maryse is bored.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Sorry Maryse he has that effect on people.
Candice quickly pulls Nicki up to her feet and whips her across the ring, as Nicki rebounds back from the ropes Candice leaps in the air and hits a beautiful one-legged dropkick. A stunned Nicki gets right back up though but is met with another beautiful one-legged dropkick. With Candice clearly in control she gives the crowd a quick Go-Daddy shake and delivers a leg drop to Nicki. Candice pulls Nicki to her feet and places her in a side headlock and wrenches the neck but after a moment she finds herself hitting the mat thanks to a reversal back body drop. Nicki rolls over to regain her composure and slowly begins to stand. Candice now on her feet turns right into a Spinning Heel Kick from Nicki that backs her up a few steps and Nicki quickly takes advantage of her bent over opponent and hits her with a DDT.
Michael Cole: Ha ha, Maryse you better be careful, that almost looked like the French Kiss.
Maryse: Michael Cole, until you do something important in your life, you no talk to Maryse.
Nicki goes for a cover but it is only met with a count of two as Candice kicks out. A bit miffed, Nicki hooks the leg again and is only met with a two count.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Smart strategy there because the more Candice has to kick out the more energy she uses.
Nicki whips Candice across the ring and makes a clothesline attempt but Candice ducks underneath and rebounds for the second time with a clothesline of her own. Nicki goes down hard and the crowd is cheering as Candice pulls her up and sets her up for the Sugar Rush (Forward Russian legsweep). Candice hits the move perfectly.
Picture perfect Candywrapper there. Let's watch the replay
Replay: Candice pulls her up and sets her up for the Sugar Rush (Forward Russian legsweep). On the right side of the screen Maryse is seen taking her headphones off and making her way to the ring.
Michael Cole: Wait what's she doing, she just dug under the ring for something. Uh oh Candice is making her way over there.
Maryse just sprayed whatever that was in Candice's face and she is rolling around in pain.
Maryse quickly darts back to the announce table as the referee has been dealing with Nicki who saw what was taking place and feigned an injury. Nicki immediately covers Candice.
Crowd: One...Two...Three!
Winner: "Harajuku Barbie" Nicki Minaj
Michael Cole: Oh come on! Nicki Minaj wins give the assist to Maryse!
Maryse: Ha ha ha...ah ha ha!
Michael Cole: You're gonna regret that one day Maryse, you mark my words.
Maryse continues to laugh as the ring is cleared out.
Femme Fatales Singles Match: Catalina Mendoza vs. “The Princess of Punx” Trixie Callaway w/ Milyna Max
As Catalina Mendoza is preparing to walk through the curtain she hears the jeers of Team LayCool and they are flaunting her fur coat that she lost in last week's Fur Coat on a Pole match. Catalina takes a deep breath and attempts to push them out of her mind, she'd deal with them later, right now there was an obstacle named Trixie that she had to face. Catalina bursts out onto the scene with a smile on her face and makes her way to the ring. She is immediately followed by Trixie Callaway and Milyna Max. Trixie looks quite confident as she steps through the ropes and takes her place in her corner. Milyna sizes up the competition and looks satisfied and gives a satisfied nod to Trixie as the referee calls for the bell.
Michael Cole: Maryse who do you pick to be the winner of this match?
Maryse: *blank stare*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: She told you she's not talking to you right now Cole. If you would stop asking so many questions you would've heard that. Maryse darling who do you think will win this match?
Maryse: Well considering that neither of them in ring can match Maryse's skill, Maryse say it not important because they will be boring like all the others.
Michael Cole: And just what makes your matches so...
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Michael PLEASE!
Trixie and Catalina meet in the center of the ring and Trixie holds her hand up for a strength test but pulls it back before locking on with Catalina. Trixie smirks at her and raises it again, Catalina extends her arm once more only to have Trixie pull away again. Trixie laughs out loud and extends her arm one more time. Catalina folds her arms across her chest and Trixie encourages her and reassures her that she won't pull away this time. Catalina hesitantly extends her arm only to be booted in the stomach and taken to the mat via DDT. Trixie quickly mounts her opponent and reigns down with the rights and lefts and is pulled off by the referee. Trixie holds her hands up innocently and unzips the hoodie she was wearing to reveal a shirt with Trish Stratus' face on it. The shirt reads:
Are You Tough Enough?
It has Trish's face crossed out with a Ø sign across the face. Trixie and Milyna share a laugh as does the audience. Catalina is rising from the mat and Trixie takes notice and as her opponent rises and decides to treat this for what it is and grabs her into the Trix Ain't for Kids (Vertabreaker). As Catalina hits the mat with a thud, the crowd has a mixed reaction as Trish Stratus emerges from the back carrying a pink steel chair. She slides under the bottom rope and clocks Trixie with the chair. The referee is busy attempting to get Milyna off the ring apron as she is trying to tell him about Trish. Trish raises the chair again and cracks it across Trixie's back. Trish slides out of the ring with chair in hand and Milyna hops off the apron and storms towards her but Trish raises the chair keeping her at bay.
Michael Cole: What in the world is going on around here?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I'll tell you what it is, Trish Stratus did not like how disrespected she was by Trixie Callaway last week and she decided to beat some respect into her here tonight.
Catalina is down as is Trixie and the referee begins the mandatory 10 count. The crowd counts with him and gives off a lot of energy as they don't want this match to end in a count-out. Catalina slowly begins to crawl towards Trixie and while falling drapes her arm over Trixie. The referee gets to 2 and stops and points out Trixie's foot on the ropes. Milyna gives a satisfied smirk as Trish looks on annoyed. Catalina rolls off and uses the ropes to assist her in standing as Trixie wisely rolls out of the ring to regroup. The referee has his eyes locked on Trish and she innocently shrugs and gives her best fake smile. The referee begins to count and Trixie slides back in the ring at 5 but Catalina has also had some recovery time and she manages to take Trixie down with a Short Arm Clothesline but Trixie is quick to her feet but not before Catalina sneaks in a Swinging Neckbreaker.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Poor Catalina needed this momentum she is building because if it wasn't for Trish, she'd be a goner for sure.
Michael Cole: Indeed she would King but something tells me Trish is not out here to help Catalina.
Maryse: When was last time Trish did anything to help anyone else besides herself?
Michael Cole: I'd like to ask you the same question Maryse.
Maryse's face twists into shock as she stands up and slaps Michael Cole and turns and grabs the Femme Fatale Championship and storms off. In the ring Catalina has lifted Trixie to her feet and goes for her VIP Bound (Jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick) finisher but Trixie manages to duck below the move and as Catalina lands she finds herself in serious trouble as Trixie plants her with a Bridging Grapevine STF. Trixie then gets down and sets Catalina up for the X (Gogoplata). As Trish attempts to enter the ring she finds her boot grabbed by Milyna. Trish struggles to get free as Catalina has no choice but to tap out. Milyna releases Trish's foot and Trish bounds in the ring but is too late as Trixie rolls out of the ring. Outside the ring Trixie takes her fingers and does Trish's smiley face taunt before bowing yet again and heading up the ramp arm in arm with Milyna.
Winner: “The Princess of Punx” Trixie Callaway w/Milyna Max
Michael Cole: King that was utter chaos in the ring but once again Trixie Callaway has escaped getting the last laugh at Trish Stratus' expense.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Oh boy I'd hate to be Trixie when Trish finally is able to get her hands on her again.
Michael Cole: Well right now the score is Trixie 2 and Trish 0.
Superstars Singles Match: The Miz vs. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels
Michael Cole: You know quite the rivalry has developed between Christopher Daniels and The Miz.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well Daniels hit the door calling The Miz out and you know Miz wouldn't take that lying down.
Michael Cole: Well this is Round 2 in their "Best Of" Series so we'll see who comes out on top tonight.
Match Number 2 of this series between The Miz and Christopher Daniels starts with both men meeting at the center of the ring for a test of strength. The Miz takes the time to poke Daniels in the eyes blinding the man. He goes behind Daniels and bounces off the ropes with a springboard bulldog onto Daniels. “The Fallen Angel” still blind from the eye. Miz moves his way around Daniels and as he tries to get up he drives him into a backbreaker into a neckbreaker slam. The Miz hooks the leg of Daniels and the ref is down 1……………………………………..2……………………………………………………. Kickout! Miz would get Daniels up to a standing position and it would prove to be a mistake. Daniels would kick Miz in the gut and brawl him over into the corner. He grips the neck of Miz and goes for The Last Rites (Rolling Cutter) but it doesn’t work as Miz shoves him off. Daniels runs towards him with a running clothesline to take him down. Daniels hooks the leg of The Miz, 1………………….2…………… Miz shoots his right elbow up. Miz would be pushed off top of Daniels. He waits for him to get up and hits a Discus Punch which knocks Daniels back and almost out of the ring. Miz throws Daniels into the corner and comes at him with a big clothesline knocking Daniels into a seated position. Miz chokes him with the boot as he uses the full five count to break it. The Miz would back off and come running in with an Ole’ Kick and smirk at the crowd.
Michael Cole: A lot of back and forth action but it appears that Miz is taking the upper hand. Do you think he'll keep it King?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Not if he continues to eat up his own hype like he is right now. Look at that stupid grin on his face and he's messing with the crowd instead of pinning his opponent.
Michael Cole: Christopher Daniels is certainly a man that you don't turn your back on in the ring or he'll make you pay dearly.
As the Miz would walk around bad mouthing Daniels he would get to his feet and spring into the corner and take Miz out with a springboard moonsault. Daniels flips Miz over and tries to lock in the Crossface but Miz rolls through. Daniels comes back and kicks Miz in the gut and lifts him up with a sitout powerbomb. The cover, 1………………………….2………………… Kickout! Daniels picks him up and tries to go for THE ANGEL’S WINGS! It’s Blocked as The Miz spins out once. But the second time.. he was not as lucky ANGELS WINGS! He turns him over and covers 1……………….2……………… Miz gets his left elbow up barley!! We have a “Let’s Go Daniels and Let’s Go Miz” duo chant going now.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: See what'd I tell you Cole? Daniels is making him pay for all that arrogance.
Michael Cole: Miz needs to build some momentum and he needs to build it fast.
Miz doesn’t like it as he tries for the schoolboy 1…….. But Daniels breaks out!!! Miz sees him running towards him and uses a Sitout Shoulder Jawbreaker. He springs back from the impact and The Miz smiles as he tries to end it,
1…………………………………..2…………………………………… NO! Daniels gets his right shoulder up!! Miz pounds the mat very upset. Daniels uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Miz notices this and walks right into a Release Side Slam. Daniels would get up and look to the turnbuckle and smiles. He runs towards it BME! 1……………………………..2………………………3!
Winner: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well if you ask me Miz cost himself that match while pandering to the crowd instead of paying attention to his opponent.
Michael Cole: What an impressive victory for Christopher Daniels this week. Hey King did he call us idiots in his promo this week?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: He called you an idiot because you practically accused him of taking a handout from Ivory to hurt Samuel last week.
Michael Cole: I did no such thing King. Folks more Monday Night Warzone action will continue after this commercial break.
It's dark out and a black limousine is racing down the streets of New Jersey. The limo is carrying a man and a woman and the mood inside is not one of many pleasantries.
"Purple Fury" Ivory: This is all your fault you know. Of all the pig headed and stupid things to do and now we are extremely late for the show. You do realize we had a meeting with the commissioner to discuss his salary...we had to meet with our advisors. You are some real piece of work buster!
The Rock: "Woahwoahwoahwoah! Woah..Woah. Ivory, you know, just like everybody else out there, just like everyone else out in the world, just like the MILLIONS!...Yeah, that's right, the millions of The Rock's fans, all of the before mentioned know, have it down, imprinted into their brains, that The Rock simply cannot, and must not, miss out on a delicious bite..of poontang pie! And besides, up till now, what have we missed? A rapper, a punk, a drama queen, and a midget who thinks he doesn't suck. Everybody knows, in the history of the world, that the mere presence, the mere essence of The Rock, will electrify any audience! Besides, The Rock got a coupon for free chalumpas."
Ivory: See that's your problem right there, always something about last week’s unkempt piece of pie, I see the way those little tramps throw themselves at you and you simply cannot help yourself. We are so late, I had to deal with some particular inmates in the asylum tonight. There's the little issue of Maryse stealing the Femme Fatale Championship and in an effort to keep our Main Event from being ruined I need to threaten a Superstar within the edge of his life if he cheats for that jackass Samuel tonight. Jaydan Gabriel so better not cheat to help his friend. Remind me to kick the match booker in the shins for booking this foolishness!
The Rock lowers his glasses before raising his brow, staring at Ivory in silence for a moment, a look of sheer skepticism, an awkward amount of time before he responds.
The Rock: "Have you had your morning vitamins? Seriously? Have you had your morning vitamins? Because The Rock swears, you're bringing the crazy extra hard today! Seriously - The Rock doesn't get it, I mean here you are, 'it's alll so stressful, it's all so crazy, it's an asylum, ah nyah nyah, ah nyah nyah', stop getting involved! Gah..Sometimes The Rock wonders why he listens."
Ivory: What does vitamins have to do with the price of tea in China? You listen because we are partners and you know deep down inside and behind all that BS about not caring that I'm right. You start letting them run the show and then we'll have a real mess on our hands. Plus with a female dominant roster right now someone has to keep those filthy skanks in check...are you seriously suggesting that you could handle that? No I doubt it, it would be all about...*shudders* pie all the time. I suppose that's why this partnership works, you seem to be all about fun and I seem to be all about business so if you'd just work with me then it would all balance out. And for the record I do not get that involved! I stayed backstage most of the show last week thank you very much.
The Rock: "Ivory, Ivory, listen now to what The Rock has to say - calm down before you pop a blood vessel. At your age, you really can't afford it. Look, The Rock will get there, The Rock, will electrify the fans, The Rock, will make this show worth watching. And then at the end of the night, you get the reward."
Ivory gasps as she looks at The Rock and narrows her eyes.
Ivory: Don't flatter yourself Rocky, I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. Anyone who sleeps with some of the desperate trollops you sleep with is so not in my league. This show will be just fine...well as soon as we get there anyway. Dare I ask what took you so long when you were "supposedly" just going into the hotel for your wallet?
Clearing his throat as he readies to answer, Rocky leans over a little.
The Rock: "Well, Ivory, The Rock isn't proud to admit this but..well, as you know, The Rock, went down, back into the Smackdown Hotel, when he was approached by some honeys, you know? And, The Rock gotta tell you, their boyfriends? Total jabronis, these girls had real, REAL ghetto booties! Not like what you got, gah! That nasty flat thing ain't no ghetto booty but, you know what The Rock is talking about, right?!"
With a wide grin, Rock goes to try and get a high five, however with the evil eyes he is receiving by this point, he lowers his hand back down, turning away before continuing with his story.
The Rock: "Aaanyway..so these girls are all like 'Oh Rock, you're so strong and powerful, these boys don't even know how to slice some pie!' Now, you know The Rock, and The Rock is a gentleman, so he led those girls and their boyfriends upstairs and, like a gentleman, proceeded to show these monkey asses how it is you cut some pie with strudel. So, ya know, The Rock was just doing his thing, when, all of a sudden, he has to stop and lay the smackth down on one of those jabroni's..Do you know what he asked The Rock? What do you think he asked The Rock?"
He waits for a moment, however as Ivory goes to answer, he shakes his head and raises his hand, cutting her off mid-sentence.
The Rock: "Actually..nahnah, it doesn't matter what you think, The Rock knows you would just get it wrong anyway. What he said was, he asked, if he could touch, The People's Strudel! Shocking, right?! The Rock knows what you're thinking, you're thinking 'but Rock, it IS a nice piece of strudel', but that's not The Rock's point! The Rock's point, is that it's a matter of principle! You don't just go around, asking The Rock if you can touch his strudel! That's for The People, The Rock's People, if you get, what The Rock is saying, you know?"
Ivory wants to let out a scream in frustration but she knows that is exactly what he wants and she refuses to give him the satisfaction.
Ivory: Oh...you are so lucky that I don't have a bar of soap, I should wash your mouth out spewing all that filth in front of a lady as classy as myself. Clearly you aren't into the classy women and that's why you have to keep searching. And I hear that your "strudel" is overrated, that's probably why you talk about it so much. You know what they say about guys that always brag about their "strudel".
Ivory cuts her eyes at him and a wicked smile crosses her lips. With that, Rock pats down his thigh as his leg raises and shakes about.
The Rock: "Eaaaaasy there big fella! See? The Rock's strudel is self-conscious, it knows when other people are talking trash about its size, though, if you want me to start showing..classy ladies..a good time, The Rock certainly knows where to start.."
Turning on the classic, charming smile, Rocky winks at Ivory - the heart warming, lady charming smile he possessed. Ivory looks shocked and her hand subconsciously raises to her heart.
Ivory: Well I'm glad...wait...you don't mean?
The Rock: "Of course The Rock means, and that's why The Rock must ask you, Ivory, The Rock, must ask you a favor, do you?...Still have Debra or Maryse's number? Because those girls? Not to steal Ron Simmons' line, but daaaamn, them girls got bodies, and they got class!"
Ivory gasps yet again and narrows her eyes at him in pure disgust.
Ivory: You are the...you are just a stupid pervert who has no taste. Neither one of those women have an ounce of class in them, you have two women who have never properly mastered the English language but I guess that's what interests you. You Sir are an ass. I'm so pleased to see that we are at the arena, I simply can't stand to spend one more moment cooped up in this car with you. From now on take your own damn car to the show!
Ivory folds her arms across her chest angrily and just glares at him. The Rock nods his head a few times with a bit of a grin, all before shaking his head and snapping back to reality, blinking a little from confusion.
The Rock: "What was that? Sorry, The Rock got a little lost..Hey, what's French for 'who's your daddy?' Never mind, Maryse will know. Yeah.."
The car pulls into the arena and is shown on the titantron and Ivory does not even wait for the driver to open the door. She opens it and gets out of the car and begins to storm towards the arena doors. Rock quickly hops out of the car, following after Ivory.
Rock: "Hey, Ivory! If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS! Cookin'!..Do you smell it Ivory! Ivory! Do ya..do ya..Ivory! Do ya smell what The..Rock..is....cookin'.."
Turning to the camera, Rock puts his hands on his hips, eyebrow raised.
The Rock: "..What are you waiting on, The Rock's applause? Scram, get out of here! Videoing The Rock while Ivory storms off..Honestly, you'd think as co-owner she'd be more mature.."
Commercial Break
Femme Fatales Non-Title Triple Threat Match: EWN Femme Fatale Champion “The Sexiest of Sexy” Maryse vs. Michelle McCool w/ Layla vs. “Miss V” Amiee Vaughn
As the women gather in the ring they all glare at Maryse a bit sick of her attitude and her disparaging comments at their expense. Maryse bends over and does a hair flip and gets in Michelle McCool's face and throws her hand up in her face. Michelle slaps the hand away and pulls Maryse into a quick Inside Cradle that Amiee Vaughan is quick to break up. Maryse attempts to escape the ring but Amiee and Michelle each grab an arm and pull her back into the ring and both give her a double boot to the stomach followed by a double flapjack. Amiee not really trusting Michelle sees the powerful kick coming and sidesteps it and grabs Michelle's hair and plants her with a Reverse DDT.
Michael Cole: Interesting start in there King. I wonder if Maryse thinks she's better that ALL the competition now?
Amiee grabs Michelle and Maryse both by the hair and pulls them to their feet and bangs their heads together. She then prepares to bang the again only to have them block it and throw a double Forearm Smash to her face. The two whip Amiee across the ring and go for a double clothesline that Amiee ducks and rebounds taking both women down to the mat. Layla slaps the mat trying to will Michelle back into the match. Michelle stirs first and begins to rise to her feet as Maryse sits up holding the bottom of her face. Michelle locks up with Amiee and pulls her into a knee to the stomach and then drops her with a Facecrusher. No stranger to Maryse's sneaky tactics Michelle ducks the flying French TKO (Heel Kick) and delivers a Big Boot of her own. Amiee is stirring and Michelle grabs her and whips her across the ring and hits her with a Running corkscrew neckbreaker. Michelle goes for the cover but Maryse breaks up the pin after the count of one. Layla yells in support of her bestie Michelle who gets in Maryse's face and the two bump chests until Maryse reaches back and slaps her.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Whoa did you hear that Cole?
Michael Cole: I think they heard that one at home.
Maryse grabs Michelle and hits a Spinning Back Breaker before arrogantly shoving her off her knee. She finds herself grabbed from behind before she can continue to build momentum and she is spun around into an STO from Amiee who takes her down. Amiee turns her attention to Michelle not quite over that "Big Ass" comment she made in her promo last week Amiee bends her over her knee and spanks Michelle much to the delight of the crowd. Layla screams hysterically outside the ring and jumps up and down frantically. Maryse pulling herself up spies Ivory emerging from the back unannounced and with no music and rolls out of the ring and runs over to the timekeeper's area and grabs the Femme Fatale Championship and is chased around the ring by Ivory and she makes her escape up the ramp and they disappear through the curtain.
Michael Cole: I so wish that she would've fell and Ivory would've gotten her hands on her and taken that belt away from her.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Now why would you wish harm to Maryse, if she were to fall she could get hurt and the EWN would never be the same.
In the ring Amiee clearly in control has Michelle in the corner and delivers a hard turnbuckle clothesline. Amiee tosses Michelle out of the corner and climbs the turnbuckle looking to hit her Super Seek (Diving Spear). Michelle slowly begins to rise and is taken out by the Signature move. Layla jumps on the ring apron and as the referee tries to make her get down he topples over the top rope as Layla pulls it down. Layla has a boot in her hand and as she goes to hit Amiee with it, she ends up clocking Michelle right in the face and that sends Michelle right back down. Amiee grabs Layla and throws her out of the ring and covers Michelle just as the referee climbs back into the ring. The referee's hand slaps the mat three times in succession awarding Amiee Vaughan the win in tonight's Triple Threat Match.
Winner: "Miss V" Amiee Vaughan
Michael Cole: Uh oh, looks like LayCool's plan backfired and with no Maryse to break the pin, Amiee scored quite the decisive victory.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Oh I hope they don't fight or at least kiss and make up.
Michael Cole: You need help Lawler...you need help.
Main Event, Superstars Tag Team Match: Royal Anarchy (Samuel Chatman/Fear) vs. Triple H & Matt Sydal
Special Guest Referee: Jaydan Gabriel
Michael Cole: Well folks it's time for the Main Event.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: And what a Main Event it's gonna be.
Michael Cole: Earlier this week Triple H promised us a new side of himself but with the underhanded tactics of Royal Anarchy do you think he'll be able to combat them?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: They don't call him "The Game" for nothing, that man can adapt to anything thrown at him and throw it back harder.
We start the match with Triple H and Fear meeting in the center of the ring. Fear comes at Triple H however Sydal tags him in with something to prove. Fear however meets him with some boxing jabs and punches knocking him against the ropes. He whips him off the ropes and connects with a running high knee taking Sydal down with one of his own moves. Fear backs up and comes running at him with a big legdrop. Fear would pick Sydal up and put him in a sort of bearhug as Sam would tag him on the shoulder and use their teamwork to hit a heel hook. He goes for a cover and Sydal slips out and hits him a kick to the temple. Sydal bounces off the ropes and hits a double dropkick to the face of Sam. Sam rolls onto his back and Sydal hits a standing moonsault onto him. Sydal would head up top FALL FROM GRACE (Shooting Star Press)! But Matt eats the knees of Sam to make it all one big mistake Sam gets up and throws Matt Sydal into the corner.
Michael Cole: What a beautiful move there but "The Crown Prince" made him pay.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: You have to be very careful when facing a guy that isn't really a powerhouse but is incredibly strong and can match your speed. Not to mention has the same type finisher, he knows when he is being set up for it.
Sam steps back and comes in with a big clothesline on Sydal. Sydal is dizzy and Sam comes in with a Super Hurricanrana. Sam quickly climbs up top and hits a standing moonsault crashing down on Sydal. But “Daddy” isn’t done just yet. Sam would step back and hit an elbow drop onto Sydal. Sam would then get up and do it once more. Sam hooks the leg and Jaydan counts 1…………………2……………. But Triple H breaks it up. Fear agues with the ref as Sydal would crawl and make the tag to “The Game”. Triple H comes in and runs at Sam with a big high knee. However Sam would crawl to his corner and tag in Fear. Fear taunts Triple H trying to intimidate him but Triple H just stares him down.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That might just cost that young man. You don't mock the game in his squared circle.
Triple H runs at Fear and tries for a high knee…. But Fear catches him. Triple H is in trouble but would DDT his way out of trouble and he hooks the leg Jaydan sighs and counts 1…………………………………..2…… Kickout! Triple H makes the tag to Matt Sydal as he is back in but Fear is waiting with a big clothesline onto Sydal. Fear picks him up and hits a DDT onto Sydal and hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………. But Fear pulls him up now toying with Sydal. Fear would pull him up in a full nelson and slam Sydal onto the mat. Fear bounces off the ropes with a Senton. He would move around to the legs and lock in the Boston Crab as Triple H would club Fear off his back. Fear would make the tag to Sam as Sydal would roll to the corner and tag in Triple H. Triple H hits a big chop reddening the chest of “The Crown Prince”. Triple H runs at him with a clothesline and as he takes him down he would hammer away on Sam. He grabs the legs on Sam and tries to lock in the Figure 4. But Sam would be saved by Fear who came in clotheslined the back of Triple H. Sydal comes in and Jaydan is distracted as Fear drags Sam to his corner.
When Jaydan turns around the tag is made to Fear. He hits the Running STO on Triple H and the fans “oooo” from the impact sound. The tag is made to Sam Chatman and they us BACK FRACTURE (Sam lifts the opponent for a Samoan Drop while Fear jumps up to hit a Backcracker)! Sam hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………….. Sydal comes in and pulls Sam off. Fear knocks Sydal to the outside and goes to fight with him. Triple H however since Jaydan’s back was turned grabbed the sledgehammer and comes in and nails Sam in the back with it. He then tosses it as Jaydan starts to bad mouth “The Game”. He pokes his finger in Triple H’s chest and he laughs and would kick him in the gut and deliver The Pedigree. He then looks at Sam and drapes his arm as would stretch out and slam Jaydan’s hand on the mat 1…….2…….3! He gets up and smiles as Fear slides in but it is too late. Triple H gets the win no matter how you look at it. He would hold Sydal up as they walk backstage.
Winners: "The Game" Triple H & Matt Sydal
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[/img]"]The Prudential Center is buzzing with activity. It's been a long time since Newark, New Jersey saw this type of excitement about a new production coming to their town. Sure other wrestling companies had come through town but a starting company owned by two veterans in the wrestling business meant this was going to be something no one wanted to miss. Eager fans sit in their seats drinking their beers, sodas, and who knows what, while eating their popcorn, hot dogs, chicken fingers, the sky happens to be the limit at the concession stand tonight. As the lights begin to dim in the arena promptly at 7:00 p.m. The anticipation around the arena can be felt and as the first glimmer of light from the pyro goes and the explosion can be heard the arena comes to life. The energy from the crowd is amazing and can be felt in every corner of the arena. The music begins to play and familiar voices begin to ring out in the homes of the masses watching at home.
Michael Cole: Hello folks and welcome to Monday Night Warzone! I'm Michael Cole alongside my broadcast colleague Jerry "The King" Lawler and what a show we have in store for you.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: For once I agree with you Michael Cole, we have an amazing show set up for you this evening.
Michael Cole: Last week we saw the relaunch of EWN and the only word that comes to mind to describe it was spectacular. Let's do a quick recap for those that missed it. The opening show match was a Fatal Four-Way Match where we saw The Miz pick up an impressive victory. After that our self-proclaimed Femme Fatale Champion Maryse...yes folks you heard right apparently Maryse stole the Femme Fatale Championship out of Ivory's office and has been carrying around and proclaiming herself to be the first EWN Femme Fatale Champion. Maryse then went on to "steal" the victory in a Triple Threat Match and escape the wrath of Ivory after the match. Next up we saw Christopher Daniels in an impressive win against that arrogant jerk Samuel Chatman who was accompanied by Fear and their cheating ways still didn't get the job done. Michelle McCool won the Fur Coat on a Pole match and LayCool hasn't shut up about it since. In a one-night only match John Morrison and Edge had an all-out war that ended in a double count out. Next our Femme Fatales came back with a vengeance in a brutal 6 Woman Tag match where Trixie Callaway scored an impressive victory over Trish Stratus. And our Main Event was bloody and vicious as Jaydan Gabriel picked up the win over Triple H.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Finally will you shut up or take a breath...sheesh!
Michael Cole: There isn't time King, I've got to get...of all the nerve...
Pourquoi? begins to play yet again cutting Michael Cole off and Maryse strides out onto the EWN stage entrance. Performing her signature entrance and in rare form Maryse saunters down the ramp and rounds the ring.
Michael Cole: She isn't scheduled to compete until later tonight...wait King, she looks like she's coming over here.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Whoa momma, move over Michael Cole.
King stands up to greet Maryse warmly and she smiles and Michael Cole hesitantly stands to greet Maryse and extends his hand and is only met with a roll of the eyes before King helps Maryse settle in. Maryse sets the Femme Fatale Championship on the table for all to view and puts on a headset.
Michael Cole: What an unexpected event, to what do we own the pleasure of...
"Sexiest of the Sexy" Maryse: Pleasure is something you no nothing of Michael Cole. You are Vintage Nerd and Vintage Nerds never get pleasure.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: He is a nerd and he is such a hater. Why you are the most gorgeous woman on the planet as far as I've seen.
Maryse smiles at King and it is now Michael Cole who is rolling his eyes.
Michael Cole: So Maryse is it because neither of the Co-Owners have arrived yet that you are so proudly walking around carrying that "stolen" title belt?
Maryse: Maryse would never expect you to understand that belt is not stolen, it is with rightful owner. That is why Maryse is out here tonight, tonight Maryse will observe all these other "so-called" Femme Fatales in action and by the end of the night you will see why Maryse has done Ivory and Rock favor by being the first Femme Fatale Champion.
Michael Cole: What are you talking about Maryse? You aren't the champion, you are just carrying around the belt.
With that look King moves back a little and Maryse appears to be about to give Michael Cole the what for when Trish Stratus' entrance theme begins to sound off around the arena.
Show Opener, Femme Fatale Tag Team Match: Trish Stratus & AJ Lee vs. “The Ultimate Beauty” Velvet Sky & Syren
After last week Trish Stratus is seeking revenge unfortunately she couldn't get her hands on Trixie Callaway but she'd settle for Velvet Sky and Syren who she felt were just as disrespectful. AJ Lee with her go-getter attitude bounces back and forth warming up and as the beautiful yet arrogant team of Velvet Sky and Syren make their way out you can feel the heat oozing off of Trish. As they make their way around the ring the bad blood between Maryse and Syren renews as Maryse blows an arrogant kiss at her and waves while laughing. Syren does not get a chance to respond as Trish has delivered a Chick Kick to Velvet as she was paying homage to the ropes that sends her straight to the outside and crashing right into Syren.
Maryse: You see that Michael Cole? That is supposed to be a contender for Maryse's Femme Fatale Championship? She not even able to get in ring properly and any girl that team up with that créature hideuse Syren is surely not champion material.
Michael Cole: And just what makes you the expert on contender's for the vacant Femme Fatale Championship?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Quiet Michael you are going to offend Maryse and she is our guest. I'm sorry Maryse he isn't used to being in the presence of a beautiful woman.
Syren angrily stands up and shoves Velvet off of her with disgust but her attention immediately turns to Trish who is doing her signature bow in the ring. Syren's eyes dart back and forth from Trish to Maryse and she cautiously makes her way into the ring. The referee signals for the bell and it barely rings before Syren has taken Trish down with a Running Bicycle Kick that sends her down to the mat. A fired up Syren grabs a handful of Trish's hair and begins to yank her up while smirking in Maryse's direction until she finds her eyes raked and Trish stomps on her foot before grabbing her and pushing her back slightly and delivering a hard backhand chop. Syren backs up and Trish advances with another chop, this continues until the reach the ropes and the crowd gets silent as Trish licks her hand and delivers a devastating chop to Syren that sends her to the mat. Trish laughs and heads over to tag out to AJ Lee but pulls her hand back at the last second without making a tag.
Michael Cole: I don't like this new arrogant attitude that Trish Stratus has been carrying around lately.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I don't know if I'd call it arrogant, she's just very aware of all the accomplishments that she's earned.
Maryse: Earned or handed to her Michael Cole? Maryse not see what is so great about her.
Michael Cole: Some say the same thing about you Maryse that you are handed everything that you have ever gotten to include stealing the Femme Fatale Championship.
Maryse: Michael, Michael, Michael you only jealous of Maryse because you will never achieve what Maryse has. You are nerd that will always be stuck doing what you are doing right now. No matter how loyal you are you will never move up in world and amount to anything. Maryse has accomplished more in week than you have accomplished in 10 years. Ah ha ha!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I told you to stop being rude to our guest Michael. Maryse I know you work very hard, but even you have to admit that Trish works hard.
Maryse: *blank stare*
In the ring AJ looks a bit disappointed but she quickly brushes it off and continues to cheer on her teammate for the evening. Trish heads over to Syren and grabs her by the hair and executes a Hairpull Snapmare. Syren attempts to stand only to be kicked in the chest by Trish. Trish yanks Syren's head up by the hair and with a wicked smile leans in and whispers in her ear before slamming her head back down into the mat. Trish again makes her way over to her corner and AJ eagerly holds her hand out for a tag and Trish shakes her head no. The disappointment is showing on AJ's face and Trish takes her fingers and makes a motion for AJ to smile. Meanwhile Syren has started making her way to her corner but Trish takes off running and blasts Velvet Sky in the face with a Running Elbow.
Michael Cole: Syren's in trouble in there King. What's it gonna take to shift the momentum here.
Maryse: With that face Syren is always in trouble. The only thing more hideous is her "performance" in ring tonight. Ah ha ha!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Syren really needs to make a tag here, but it appears that Trish is out to redeem herself for last week.
Trish lifts Syren up and places her on the top turnbuckle and backs up to execute a Stratusphere (Handstand Headscissors Takedown) but finds her legs kicked away by Syren and Trish hits the mat, Syren positions herself and leaps off with a Diving Moonsault. Syren begins to slowly make her way to her corner as does Trish and both manage to make the tag at the same time. A fired up AJ Lee quickly takes Velvet down with a Spinning Heel Kick. Velvet immediately gets up only to be taken down with an Armdrag. Velvet stands again and is victim to another Armdrag. The crowd begins to come alive and AJ focus and delivers a powerful Roundhouse kick to the rising Velvet Sky that sends her right back down to the mat. AJ draws in cheers from the audience as she stalks her rising opponent and goes for a kick but it is caught by the rising Velvet who shoves AJ down to the mat. Velvet drops down to her knees and throws a few closed hand shots to AJ's face. Velvet pulls AJ to her feet and whips her across the ring only to be met with a Huricanrana counter that draws a huge pop from the crowd. As AJ pumps her fist to the crowd making her way around the ring firing them up, Trish Stratus blind tags herself into the match and pulls Velvet off the mat and over to a nearby turnbuckle and delivers the Stratusfaction (Springboard Bulldog). Trish dramatically rises to her knees before laying on Velvet with her back in an arrogant cover. Syren attempts to enter the ring but is stopped by AJ Lee and the referee's hand hits the mat three times in succession giving Trish & AJ the victory. Trish Stratus stands up and takes a bow before hoping out of the ring completely ignoring AJ Lee's handshake attempt.
Winners: Trish Stratus & AJ Lee
Jerry "The King" Lawler: What an amazing victory that was. This new attitude of Trish's really paid off here.
Michael Cole: I don't know about paying off or is setting a bad example more like it. Women like AJ Lee probably look up to Trish and to be treated the way she was tonight was totally uncalled for.
Maryse: Oh Michael you know nothing, if AJ Lee wants something in this business she can no be mouse about it. She must take what she want because that is exactly what Trish would do.
Michael Cole: I guess you would know all about taking what you want for yourself no matter the cost right Maryse?
Maryse: Maryse no talk to you Michael, you cannot even pronounce name right. Say it slowly it is Maryse, not whatever it is you constantly say.
Michael Cole: I thought...you know what never mind.
As the titantron begins to glow and the camera switches to the Royal Anarchy dressing room and a shirtless Samuel is sitting there.
The females in the audience begin to let their emotions be known and what a rowdy bunch of women Newark, New Jersey had. The noise was near deafening. Samuel is seated in a chair nonchalantly and reaches over and grabs his HTC Evo and uses the touchscreen to dial a number. The phone is on speaker and a man's voice answers the phone.
Unidentified Caller: What's up brother from another mother.
"The Crown Prince" Samuel Chatman: Ay yo bro..dude where you at? You was supposed to be here hours ago son.
Unidentified Caller: Chill bro, I was out arranging something for later tonight after the Main Event of course.
Samuel: Alright that's what it is man, if you arranged something I know it's gonna be live. Still just got nervous when you weren't here yet. Figured the "Old Battle Ax" was up to her shit again and did something to you man.
Unidentified Caller: Don't worry about that, she just wants the ding-a-ling and besides I've always had her under my thumb anyway. You just can't help yourself and you love to piss her off every chance you get.
Samuel: Yeah it's like a hobby of mine to make her storm off and shit, she still wants the royal penis but she can't bring herself to ask for it because that wouldn't be "classy".
Unidentified Caller: Enough about Furious Grannies Gone Sour, hey you got that Fear kid in check? Cause he can't mess up our plans by doing something wreckless.
Samuel: Don't worry about him, he's cool and I think he realizes that tonight is easy breezy so there's no need to get all demented and shit.
Unidentified Caller: Good because she may not be in the arena yet but I'm sure she's gonna be there for the Main Event, praying that you two get beaten.
Samuel: Knowing her dude, she rushing to get here to place some stipulation on you to make sure the scales aren't tipped in my favor.
Unidentified Caller: I told you Ivory isn't going to be a problem, I'll flash her a flirtatious smile and she'll be like putty. Uh oh, the other half is coming I gotta go man.
Unidentified Woman in Background: Who is that and why are you rushing off the phone?
A click is heard and the phone is hung up. Sam shakes his head with a smile on his face and looks up to see Fear come into the locker room as EWN takes its first commercial break.
Commercial Break
Michael Cole: Hello folks and welcome back to Monday Night Warzone. King you gotta wonder who was Samuel on the phone with?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I have no idea, if you want to know so bad, then why don't you go ask him.
Maryse: Ah ha ha! Michael Cole is jealous of Samuel's phone call. You are beyond pathetic, you are so nosy because you no have life of own. Ah ha ha!
Michael Cole: Maryse why are you still out here?
Maryse: Maryse already told you why but since you are clearly stupid or something it is to observe the other "Femme Fatales" and prove just why none of them are in Maryse's league and so by graciously accepting the burden of being companies first Femme Fatale Champion so that the title have...what is word...ah yes credibility.
Femme Fatale Singles Match: Candice Michelle vs. “Harajuku Barbie” Nicki Minaj
Candice Michelle is first to enter the ring and as she looks over and sees Maryse with the title belt she walks over to the ring apron and points at the belt and then points at herself while glaring at Maryse. Maryse gives her a fake smile and mockingly claps her hands together. Candice glares angrily at Maryse as Nicki Minaj makes her way to the ring. Today Nicki is focused and ready for battle and as the bell rings, she sees an opening while Candice is turning to face her in the ring. Nicki sprints across the mat and shoves Candice right into the turnbuckle and begins wailing on her midsection. The ref begins the 5 count for the closed fists and Nicki stops at four. Nicki positions herself just right and wraps her legs around Candice's neck and executes a top rope aided headscissor takedown. The crowd cheers as Nicki pulls Candice up and attempts a Suplex but it is blocked and Candice executes a Suplex of her own.
Maryse: *Maryse yawns into the microphone.*
Michael Cole: That was rude!
Maryse: Maryse is bored.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Sorry Maryse he has that effect on people.
Candice quickly pulls Nicki up to her feet and whips her across the ring, as Nicki rebounds back from the ropes Candice leaps in the air and hits a beautiful one-legged dropkick. A stunned Nicki gets right back up though but is met with another beautiful one-legged dropkick. With Candice clearly in control she gives the crowd a quick Go-Daddy shake and delivers a leg drop to Nicki. Candice pulls Nicki to her feet and places her in a side headlock and wrenches the neck but after a moment she finds herself hitting the mat thanks to a reversal back body drop. Nicki rolls over to regain her composure and slowly begins to stand. Candice now on her feet turns right into a Spinning Heel Kick from Nicki that backs her up a few steps and Nicki quickly takes advantage of her bent over opponent and hits her with a DDT.
Michael Cole: Ha ha, Maryse you better be careful, that almost looked like the French Kiss.
Maryse: Michael Cole, until you do something important in your life, you no talk to Maryse.
Nicki goes for a cover but it is only met with a count of two as Candice kicks out. A bit miffed, Nicki hooks the leg again and is only met with a two count.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Smart strategy there because the more Candice has to kick out the more energy she uses.
Nicki whips Candice across the ring and makes a clothesline attempt but Candice ducks underneath and rebounds for the second time with a clothesline of her own. Nicki goes down hard and the crowd is cheering as Candice pulls her up and sets her up for the Sugar Rush (Forward Russian legsweep). Candice hits the move perfectly.
Picture perfect Candywrapper there. Let's watch the replay
Replay: Candice pulls her up and sets her up for the Sugar Rush (Forward Russian legsweep). On the right side of the screen Maryse is seen taking her headphones off and making her way to the ring.
Michael Cole: Wait what's she doing, she just dug under the ring for something. Uh oh Candice is making her way over there.
Maryse just sprayed whatever that was in Candice's face and she is rolling around in pain.
Maryse quickly darts back to the announce table as the referee has been dealing with Nicki who saw what was taking place and feigned an injury. Nicki immediately covers Candice.
Crowd: One...Two...Three!
Winner: "Harajuku Barbie" Nicki Minaj
Michael Cole: Oh come on! Nicki Minaj wins give the assist to Maryse!
Maryse: Ha ha ha...ah ha ha!
Michael Cole: You're gonna regret that one day Maryse, you mark my words.
Maryse continues to laugh as the ring is cleared out.
Femme Fatales Singles Match: Catalina Mendoza vs. “The Princess of Punx” Trixie Callaway w/ Milyna Max
As Catalina Mendoza is preparing to walk through the curtain she hears the jeers of Team LayCool and they are flaunting her fur coat that she lost in last week's Fur Coat on a Pole match. Catalina takes a deep breath and attempts to push them out of her mind, she'd deal with them later, right now there was an obstacle named Trixie that she had to face. Catalina bursts out onto the scene with a smile on her face and makes her way to the ring. She is immediately followed by Trixie Callaway and Milyna Max. Trixie looks quite confident as she steps through the ropes and takes her place in her corner. Milyna sizes up the competition and looks satisfied and gives a satisfied nod to Trixie as the referee calls for the bell.
Michael Cole: Maryse who do you pick to be the winner of this match?
Maryse: *blank stare*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: She told you she's not talking to you right now Cole. If you would stop asking so many questions you would've heard that. Maryse darling who do you think will win this match?
Maryse: Well considering that neither of them in ring can match Maryse's skill, Maryse say it not important because they will be boring like all the others.
Michael Cole: And just what makes your matches so...
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Michael PLEASE!
Trixie and Catalina meet in the center of the ring and Trixie holds her hand up for a strength test but pulls it back before locking on with Catalina. Trixie smirks at her and raises it again, Catalina extends her arm once more only to have Trixie pull away again. Trixie laughs out loud and extends her arm one more time. Catalina folds her arms across her chest and Trixie encourages her and reassures her that she won't pull away this time. Catalina hesitantly extends her arm only to be booted in the stomach and taken to the mat via DDT. Trixie quickly mounts her opponent and reigns down with the rights and lefts and is pulled off by the referee. Trixie holds her hands up innocently and unzips the hoodie she was wearing to reveal a shirt with Trish Stratus' face on it. The shirt reads:
Are You Tough Enough?
It has Trish's face crossed out with a Ø sign across the face. Trixie and Milyna share a laugh as does the audience. Catalina is rising from the mat and Trixie takes notice and as her opponent rises and decides to treat this for what it is and grabs her into the Trix Ain't for Kids (Vertabreaker). As Catalina hits the mat with a thud, the crowd has a mixed reaction as Trish Stratus emerges from the back carrying a pink steel chair. She slides under the bottom rope and clocks Trixie with the chair. The referee is busy attempting to get Milyna off the ring apron as she is trying to tell him about Trish. Trish raises the chair again and cracks it across Trixie's back. Trish slides out of the ring with chair in hand and Milyna hops off the apron and storms towards her but Trish raises the chair keeping her at bay.
Michael Cole: What in the world is going on around here?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I'll tell you what it is, Trish Stratus did not like how disrespected she was by Trixie Callaway last week and she decided to beat some respect into her here tonight.
Catalina is down as is Trixie and the referee begins the mandatory 10 count. The crowd counts with him and gives off a lot of energy as they don't want this match to end in a count-out. Catalina slowly begins to crawl towards Trixie and while falling drapes her arm over Trixie. The referee gets to 2 and stops and points out Trixie's foot on the ropes. Milyna gives a satisfied smirk as Trish looks on annoyed. Catalina rolls off and uses the ropes to assist her in standing as Trixie wisely rolls out of the ring to regroup. The referee has his eyes locked on Trish and she innocently shrugs and gives her best fake smile. The referee begins to count and Trixie slides back in the ring at 5 but Catalina has also had some recovery time and she manages to take Trixie down with a Short Arm Clothesline but Trixie is quick to her feet but not before Catalina sneaks in a Swinging Neckbreaker.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Poor Catalina needed this momentum she is building because if it wasn't for Trish, she'd be a goner for sure.
Michael Cole: Indeed she would King but something tells me Trish is not out here to help Catalina.
Maryse: When was last time Trish did anything to help anyone else besides herself?
Michael Cole: I'd like to ask you the same question Maryse.
Maryse's face twists into shock as she stands up and slaps Michael Cole and turns and grabs the Femme Fatale Championship and storms off. In the ring Catalina has lifted Trixie to her feet and goes for her VIP Bound (Jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick) finisher but Trixie manages to duck below the move and as Catalina lands she finds herself in serious trouble as Trixie plants her with a Bridging Grapevine STF. Trixie then gets down and sets Catalina up for the X (Gogoplata). As Trish attempts to enter the ring she finds her boot grabbed by Milyna. Trish struggles to get free as Catalina has no choice but to tap out. Milyna releases Trish's foot and Trish bounds in the ring but is too late as Trixie rolls out of the ring. Outside the ring Trixie takes her fingers and does Trish's smiley face taunt before bowing yet again and heading up the ramp arm in arm with Milyna.
Winner: “The Princess of Punx” Trixie Callaway w/Milyna Max
Michael Cole: King that was utter chaos in the ring but once again Trixie Callaway has escaped getting the last laugh at Trish Stratus' expense.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Oh boy I'd hate to be Trixie when Trish finally is able to get her hands on her again.
Michael Cole: Well right now the score is Trixie 2 and Trish 0.
Superstars Singles Match: The Miz vs. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels
Michael Cole: You know quite the rivalry has developed between Christopher Daniels and The Miz.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well Daniels hit the door calling The Miz out and you know Miz wouldn't take that lying down.
Michael Cole: Well this is Round 2 in their "Best Of" Series so we'll see who comes out on top tonight.
Match Number 2 of this series between The Miz and Christopher Daniels starts with both men meeting at the center of the ring for a test of strength. The Miz takes the time to poke Daniels in the eyes blinding the man. He goes behind Daniels and bounces off the ropes with a springboard bulldog onto Daniels. “The Fallen Angel” still blind from the eye. Miz moves his way around Daniels and as he tries to get up he drives him into a backbreaker into a neckbreaker slam. The Miz hooks the leg of Daniels and the ref is down 1……………………………………..2……………………………………………………. Kickout! Miz would get Daniels up to a standing position and it would prove to be a mistake. Daniels would kick Miz in the gut and brawl him over into the corner. He grips the neck of Miz and goes for The Last Rites (Rolling Cutter) but it doesn’t work as Miz shoves him off. Daniels runs towards him with a running clothesline to take him down. Daniels hooks the leg of The Miz, 1………………….2…………… Miz shoots his right elbow up. Miz would be pushed off top of Daniels. He waits for him to get up and hits a Discus Punch which knocks Daniels back and almost out of the ring. Miz throws Daniels into the corner and comes at him with a big clothesline knocking Daniels into a seated position. Miz chokes him with the boot as he uses the full five count to break it. The Miz would back off and come running in with an Ole’ Kick and smirk at the crowd.
Michael Cole: A lot of back and forth action but it appears that Miz is taking the upper hand. Do you think he'll keep it King?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Not if he continues to eat up his own hype like he is right now. Look at that stupid grin on his face and he's messing with the crowd instead of pinning his opponent.
Michael Cole: Christopher Daniels is certainly a man that you don't turn your back on in the ring or he'll make you pay dearly.
As the Miz would walk around bad mouthing Daniels he would get to his feet and spring into the corner and take Miz out with a springboard moonsault. Daniels flips Miz over and tries to lock in the Crossface but Miz rolls through. Daniels comes back and kicks Miz in the gut and lifts him up with a sitout powerbomb. The cover, 1………………………….2………………… Kickout! Daniels picks him up and tries to go for THE ANGEL’S WINGS! It’s Blocked as The Miz spins out once. But the second time.. he was not as lucky ANGELS WINGS! He turns him over and covers 1……………….2……………… Miz gets his left elbow up barley!! We have a “Let’s Go Daniels and Let’s Go Miz” duo chant going now.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: See what'd I tell you Cole? Daniels is making him pay for all that arrogance.
Michael Cole: Miz needs to build some momentum and he needs to build it fast.
Miz doesn’t like it as he tries for the schoolboy 1…….. But Daniels breaks out!!! Miz sees him running towards him and uses a Sitout Shoulder Jawbreaker. He springs back from the impact and The Miz smiles as he tries to end it,
1…………………………………..2…………………………………… NO! Daniels gets his right shoulder up!! Miz pounds the mat very upset. Daniels uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Miz notices this and walks right into a Release Side Slam. Daniels would get up and look to the turnbuckle and smiles. He runs towards it BME! 1……………………………..2………………………3!
Winner: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well if you ask me Miz cost himself that match while pandering to the crowd instead of paying attention to his opponent.
Michael Cole: What an impressive victory for Christopher Daniels this week. Hey King did he call us idiots in his promo this week?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: He called you an idiot because you practically accused him of taking a handout from Ivory to hurt Samuel last week.
Michael Cole: I did no such thing King. Folks more Monday Night Warzone action will continue after this commercial break.
It's dark out and a black limousine is racing down the streets of New Jersey. The limo is carrying a man and a woman and the mood inside is not one of many pleasantries.
"Purple Fury" Ivory: This is all your fault you know. Of all the pig headed and stupid things to do and now we are extremely late for the show. You do realize we had a meeting with the commissioner to discuss his salary...we had to meet with our advisors. You are some real piece of work buster!
The Rock: "Woahwoahwoahwoah! Woah..Woah. Ivory, you know, just like everybody else out there, just like everyone else out in the world, just like the MILLIONS!...Yeah, that's right, the millions of The Rock's fans, all of the before mentioned know, have it down, imprinted into their brains, that The Rock simply cannot, and must not, miss out on a delicious bite..of poontang pie! And besides, up till now, what have we missed? A rapper, a punk, a drama queen, and a midget who thinks he doesn't suck. Everybody knows, in the history of the world, that the mere presence, the mere essence of The Rock, will electrify any audience! Besides, The Rock got a coupon for free chalumpas."
Ivory: See that's your problem right there, always something about last week’s unkempt piece of pie, I see the way those little tramps throw themselves at you and you simply cannot help yourself. We are so late, I had to deal with some particular inmates in the asylum tonight. There's the little issue of Maryse stealing the Femme Fatale Championship and in an effort to keep our Main Event from being ruined I need to threaten a Superstar within the edge of his life if he cheats for that jackass Samuel tonight. Jaydan Gabriel so better not cheat to help his friend. Remind me to kick the match booker in the shins for booking this foolishness!
The Rock lowers his glasses before raising his brow, staring at Ivory in silence for a moment, a look of sheer skepticism, an awkward amount of time before he responds.
The Rock: "Have you had your morning vitamins? Seriously? Have you had your morning vitamins? Because The Rock swears, you're bringing the crazy extra hard today! Seriously - The Rock doesn't get it, I mean here you are, 'it's alll so stressful, it's all so crazy, it's an asylum, ah nyah nyah, ah nyah nyah', stop getting involved! Gah..Sometimes The Rock wonders why he listens."
Ivory: What does vitamins have to do with the price of tea in China? You listen because we are partners and you know deep down inside and behind all that BS about not caring that I'm right. You start letting them run the show and then we'll have a real mess on our hands. Plus with a female dominant roster right now someone has to keep those filthy skanks in check...are you seriously suggesting that you could handle that? No I doubt it, it would be all about...*shudders* pie all the time. I suppose that's why this partnership works, you seem to be all about fun and I seem to be all about business so if you'd just work with me then it would all balance out. And for the record I do not get that involved! I stayed backstage most of the show last week thank you very much.
The Rock: "Ivory, Ivory, listen now to what The Rock has to say - calm down before you pop a blood vessel. At your age, you really can't afford it. Look, The Rock will get there, The Rock, will electrify the fans, The Rock, will make this show worth watching. And then at the end of the night, you get the reward."
Ivory gasps as she looks at The Rock and narrows her eyes.
Ivory: Don't flatter yourself Rocky, I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. Anyone who sleeps with some of the desperate trollops you sleep with is so not in my league. This show will be just fine...well as soon as we get there anyway. Dare I ask what took you so long when you were "supposedly" just going into the hotel for your wallet?
Clearing his throat as he readies to answer, Rocky leans over a little.
The Rock: "Well, Ivory, The Rock isn't proud to admit this but..well, as you know, The Rock, went down, back into the Smackdown Hotel, when he was approached by some honeys, you know? And, The Rock gotta tell you, their boyfriends? Total jabronis, these girls had real, REAL ghetto booties! Not like what you got, gah! That nasty flat thing ain't no ghetto booty but, you know what The Rock is talking about, right?!"
With a wide grin, Rock goes to try and get a high five, however with the evil eyes he is receiving by this point, he lowers his hand back down, turning away before continuing with his story.
The Rock: "Aaanyway..so these girls are all like 'Oh Rock, you're so strong and powerful, these boys don't even know how to slice some pie!' Now, you know The Rock, and The Rock is a gentleman, so he led those girls and their boyfriends upstairs and, like a gentleman, proceeded to show these monkey asses how it is you cut some pie with strudel. So, ya know, The Rock was just doing his thing, when, all of a sudden, he has to stop and lay the smackth down on one of those jabroni's..Do you know what he asked The Rock? What do you think he asked The Rock?"
He waits for a moment, however as Ivory goes to answer, he shakes his head and raises his hand, cutting her off mid-sentence.
The Rock: "Actually..nahnah, it doesn't matter what you think, The Rock knows you would just get it wrong anyway. What he said was, he asked, if he could touch, The People's Strudel! Shocking, right?! The Rock knows what you're thinking, you're thinking 'but Rock, it IS a nice piece of strudel', but that's not The Rock's point! The Rock's point, is that it's a matter of principle! You don't just go around, asking The Rock if you can touch his strudel! That's for The People, The Rock's People, if you get, what The Rock is saying, you know?"
Ivory wants to let out a scream in frustration but she knows that is exactly what he wants and she refuses to give him the satisfaction.
Ivory: Oh...you are so lucky that I don't have a bar of soap, I should wash your mouth out spewing all that filth in front of a lady as classy as myself. Clearly you aren't into the classy women and that's why you have to keep searching. And I hear that your "strudel" is overrated, that's probably why you talk about it so much. You know what they say about guys that always brag about their "strudel".
Ivory cuts her eyes at him and a wicked smile crosses her lips. With that, Rock pats down his thigh as his leg raises and shakes about.
The Rock: "Eaaaaasy there big fella! See? The Rock's strudel is self-conscious, it knows when other people are talking trash about its size, though, if you want me to start showing..classy ladies..a good time, The Rock certainly knows where to start.."
Turning on the classic, charming smile, Rocky winks at Ivory - the heart warming, lady charming smile he possessed. Ivory looks shocked and her hand subconsciously raises to her heart.
Ivory: Well I'm glad...wait...you don't mean?
The Rock: "Of course The Rock means, and that's why The Rock must ask you, Ivory, The Rock, must ask you a favor, do you?...Still have Debra or Maryse's number? Because those girls? Not to steal Ron Simmons' line, but daaaamn, them girls got bodies, and they got class!"
Ivory gasps yet again and narrows her eyes at him in pure disgust.
Ivory: You are the...you are just a stupid pervert who has no taste. Neither one of those women have an ounce of class in them, you have two women who have never properly mastered the English language but I guess that's what interests you. You Sir are an ass. I'm so pleased to see that we are at the arena, I simply can't stand to spend one more moment cooped up in this car with you. From now on take your own damn car to the show!
Ivory folds her arms across her chest angrily and just glares at him. The Rock nods his head a few times with a bit of a grin, all before shaking his head and snapping back to reality, blinking a little from confusion.
The Rock: "What was that? Sorry, The Rock got a little lost..Hey, what's French for 'who's your daddy?' Never mind, Maryse will know. Yeah.."
The car pulls into the arena and is shown on the titantron and Ivory does not even wait for the driver to open the door. She opens it and gets out of the car and begins to storm towards the arena doors. Rock quickly hops out of the car, following after Ivory.
Rock: "Hey, Ivory! If ya SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS! Cookin'!..Do you smell it Ivory! Ivory! Do ya..do ya..Ivory! Do ya smell what The..Rock..is....cookin'.."
Turning to the camera, Rock puts his hands on his hips, eyebrow raised.
The Rock: "..What are you waiting on, The Rock's applause? Scram, get out of here! Videoing The Rock while Ivory storms off..Honestly, you'd think as co-owner she'd be more mature.."
Commercial Break
Femme Fatales Non-Title Triple Threat Match: EWN Femme Fatale Champion “The Sexiest of Sexy” Maryse vs. Michelle McCool w/ Layla vs. “Miss V” Amiee Vaughn
As the women gather in the ring they all glare at Maryse a bit sick of her attitude and her disparaging comments at their expense. Maryse bends over and does a hair flip and gets in Michelle McCool's face and throws her hand up in her face. Michelle slaps the hand away and pulls Maryse into a quick Inside Cradle that Amiee Vaughan is quick to break up. Maryse attempts to escape the ring but Amiee and Michelle each grab an arm and pull her back into the ring and both give her a double boot to the stomach followed by a double flapjack. Amiee not really trusting Michelle sees the powerful kick coming and sidesteps it and grabs Michelle's hair and plants her with a Reverse DDT.
Michael Cole: Interesting start in there King. I wonder if Maryse thinks she's better that ALL the competition now?
Amiee grabs Michelle and Maryse both by the hair and pulls them to their feet and bangs their heads together. She then prepares to bang the again only to have them block it and throw a double Forearm Smash to her face. The two whip Amiee across the ring and go for a double clothesline that Amiee ducks and rebounds taking both women down to the mat. Layla slaps the mat trying to will Michelle back into the match. Michelle stirs first and begins to rise to her feet as Maryse sits up holding the bottom of her face. Michelle locks up with Amiee and pulls her into a knee to the stomach and then drops her with a Facecrusher. No stranger to Maryse's sneaky tactics Michelle ducks the flying French TKO (Heel Kick) and delivers a Big Boot of her own. Amiee is stirring and Michelle grabs her and whips her across the ring and hits her with a Running corkscrew neckbreaker. Michelle goes for the cover but Maryse breaks up the pin after the count of one. Layla yells in support of her bestie Michelle who gets in Maryse's face and the two bump chests until Maryse reaches back and slaps her.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Whoa did you hear that Cole?
Michael Cole: I think they heard that one at home.
Maryse grabs Michelle and hits a Spinning Back Breaker before arrogantly shoving her off her knee. She finds herself grabbed from behind before she can continue to build momentum and she is spun around into an STO from Amiee who takes her down. Amiee turns her attention to Michelle not quite over that "Big Ass" comment she made in her promo last week Amiee bends her over her knee and spanks Michelle much to the delight of the crowd. Layla screams hysterically outside the ring and jumps up and down frantically. Maryse pulling herself up spies Ivory emerging from the back unannounced and with no music and rolls out of the ring and runs over to the timekeeper's area and grabs the Femme Fatale Championship and is chased around the ring by Ivory and she makes her escape up the ramp and they disappear through the curtain.
Michael Cole: I so wish that she would've fell and Ivory would've gotten her hands on her and taken that belt away from her.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Now why would you wish harm to Maryse, if she were to fall she could get hurt and the EWN would never be the same.
In the ring Amiee clearly in control has Michelle in the corner and delivers a hard turnbuckle clothesline. Amiee tosses Michelle out of the corner and climbs the turnbuckle looking to hit her Super Seek (Diving Spear). Michelle slowly begins to rise and is taken out by the Signature move. Layla jumps on the ring apron and as the referee tries to make her get down he topples over the top rope as Layla pulls it down. Layla has a boot in her hand and as she goes to hit Amiee with it, she ends up clocking Michelle right in the face and that sends Michelle right back down. Amiee grabs Layla and throws her out of the ring and covers Michelle just as the referee climbs back into the ring. The referee's hand slaps the mat three times in succession awarding Amiee Vaughan the win in tonight's Triple Threat Match.
Winner: "Miss V" Amiee Vaughan
Michael Cole: Uh oh, looks like LayCool's plan backfired and with no Maryse to break the pin, Amiee scored quite the decisive victory.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Oh I hope they don't fight or at least kiss and make up.
Michael Cole: You need help Lawler...you need help.
Main Event, Superstars Tag Team Match: Royal Anarchy (Samuel Chatman/Fear) vs. Triple H & Matt Sydal
Special Guest Referee: Jaydan Gabriel
Michael Cole: Well folks it's time for the Main Event.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: And what a Main Event it's gonna be.
Michael Cole: Earlier this week Triple H promised us a new side of himself but with the underhanded tactics of Royal Anarchy do you think he'll be able to combat them?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: They don't call him "The Game" for nothing, that man can adapt to anything thrown at him and throw it back harder.
We start the match with Triple H and Fear meeting in the center of the ring. Fear comes at Triple H however Sydal tags him in with something to prove. Fear however meets him with some boxing jabs and punches knocking him against the ropes. He whips him off the ropes and connects with a running high knee taking Sydal down with one of his own moves. Fear backs up and comes running at him with a big legdrop. Fear would pick Sydal up and put him in a sort of bearhug as Sam would tag him on the shoulder and use their teamwork to hit a heel hook. He goes for a cover and Sydal slips out and hits him a kick to the temple. Sydal bounces off the ropes and hits a double dropkick to the face of Sam. Sam rolls onto his back and Sydal hits a standing moonsault onto him. Sydal would head up top FALL FROM GRACE (Shooting Star Press)! But Matt eats the knees of Sam to make it all one big mistake Sam gets up and throws Matt Sydal into the corner.
Michael Cole: What a beautiful move there but "The Crown Prince" made him pay.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: You have to be very careful when facing a guy that isn't really a powerhouse but is incredibly strong and can match your speed. Not to mention has the same type finisher, he knows when he is being set up for it.
Sam steps back and comes in with a big clothesline on Sydal. Sydal is dizzy and Sam comes in with a Super Hurricanrana. Sam quickly climbs up top and hits a standing moonsault crashing down on Sydal. But “Daddy” isn’t done just yet. Sam would step back and hit an elbow drop onto Sydal. Sam would then get up and do it once more. Sam hooks the leg and Jaydan counts 1…………………2……………. But Triple H breaks it up. Fear agues with the ref as Sydal would crawl and make the tag to “The Game”. Triple H comes in and runs at Sam with a big high knee. However Sam would crawl to his corner and tag in Fear. Fear taunts Triple H trying to intimidate him but Triple H just stares him down.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That might just cost that young man. You don't mock the game in his squared circle.
Triple H runs at Fear and tries for a high knee…. But Fear catches him. Triple H is in trouble but would DDT his way out of trouble and he hooks the leg Jaydan sighs and counts 1…………………………………..2…… Kickout! Triple H makes the tag to Matt Sydal as he is back in but Fear is waiting with a big clothesline onto Sydal. Fear picks him up and hits a DDT onto Sydal and hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………. But Fear pulls him up now toying with Sydal. Fear would pull him up in a full nelson and slam Sydal onto the mat. Fear bounces off the ropes with a Senton. He would move around to the legs and lock in the Boston Crab as Triple H would club Fear off his back. Fear would make the tag to Sam as Sydal would roll to the corner and tag in Triple H. Triple H hits a big chop reddening the chest of “The Crown Prince”. Triple H runs at him with a clothesline and as he takes him down he would hammer away on Sam. He grabs the legs on Sam and tries to lock in the Figure 4. But Sam would be saved by Fear who came in clotheslined the back of Triple H. Sydal comes in and Jaydan is distracted as Fear drags Sam to his corner.
When Jaydan turns around the tag is made to Fear. He hits the Running STO on Triple H and the fans “oooo” from the impact sound. The tag is made to Sam Chatman and they us BACK FRACTURE (Sam lifts the opponent for a Samoan Drop while Fear jumps up to hit a Backcracker)! Sam hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………….. Sydal comes in and pulls Sam off. Fear knocks Sydal to the outside and goes to fight with him. Triple H however since Jaydan’s back was turned grabbed the sledgehammer and comes in and nails Sam in the back with it. He then tosses it as Jaydan starts to bad mouth “The Game”. He pokes his finger in Triple H’s chest and he laughs and would kick him in the gut and deliver The Pedigree. He then looks at Sam and drapes his arm as would stretch out and slam Jaydan’s hand on the mat 1…….2…….3! He gets up and smiles as Fear slides in but it is too late. Triple H gets the win no matter how you look at it. He would hold Sydal up as they walk backstage.
Winners: "The Game" Triple H & Matt Sydal
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Michael Cole: He did it, Triple H did it. He said he would raise the bar and he did. The odds sure were stacked against him.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Now we know who Samuel was talking to on the phone earlier but their plan backfired on them. But hey fella if you still go out tonight I'll go too.
Michael Cole: Their plan failed horribly but if I know them, this is far from over. Well folks be sure to tune in next week for more action from your favorite Superstars and Femme Fatales. I'm Michael Cole alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler saying good night.
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